" Fuck! " cursed a young man who barely managed to dodge a swift punch from a vulcan. The boy let out a surprised yelp as the large creature made a lunge for him again which the boy avoided by jumping out of the way. The boy's waist-length blonde hair was disheveled and his normally beautiful violet eyes darken to a deep indigo.

" You are starting to piss me off ." The male's annoyed growl fell on deaf ears as the vulcan attempted to lunge at him causing the boy jumped out of the way

' Why the fuck do i always get myself into shitty situations like this one' The boy thought as he cartwheeled out of the way of another punch.

~~~~A few minutes ago~~~~

A young man jumped from tree to tree who appeared to be searching for someone or something. His eyes darted around looking for even a small trace of what he was looking for as a frown etched itself on the man's attractive features. He was looking for his friend Terra , they had gotten into a fight over watermelon slices again and like always he told Terra to leave him alone to which she responded to by screaming at him before flying off with incredible speed. It has been 3 hours since he had started searching for her and he was becoming very worried.

" Terra! " The man yelled as he kept jumping from tree to tree at a brisk pace al least until a large creature got in his way. He looked up at the monster's face to see a perverted grin on its face that made the man very uncomfortable and wish he wore more clothes. His arms unconsciously raised and wrapped themselves around the his narrow's chest as his thighs rubbed together.

" Woman woman " The creature , which the man identifed as a vulcan, chanted as it jumped around the man excitedly. The man's eye twitched , he would admit he was a bit feminine looking considering his face possessed soft features and his hips were wider than the average man's plus his long hair and tight clothing wasn't helping his case but he was masculine enough to not be mistaken for a female al least he thought so.

" I'm sorry to break it to you but i am a guy " He said slowly as he hugged his chest tighter causing the vulcan to instantly stop jumping and shoot a angry glare at him causing the man to step back a little ever so slightly. The vulcan began walking threatening toward him as it glared.

" You tricked me , me ain't like man me like woman " The vulcan said as it lunged at the man who jumped out of the way. That is how he got himself in this position. The man ducked as the enraged vulcan soared over him.

" Ok , i'm stopping this now " He said as he began to inhale causing his stomach to grow cartoonishly big.

" Water Dragon Roar " He yelled as large torrent of scolding hot water shooted out of the man's mouth and hit the vulcan, sending it into a tree. The man huffed as he glared at the Vulcan he had knocked out cold before he began jumping in the tree again. He searched for a few more hours before he rested under a tree and pulled his knees to his chest. His eyes watered slightly.

" I'm sorry Terra. " He muttered before he heard snoring and spotted a cat sleeping on a branch of a near by tree. The man jumped over to it and picked up the cat who began to stirr. The cat's eyes opened slowly to reveal purple eyes that were the same vibrant shade of purple as the man's.

" Terra don't run away again for such a watermelons, you scared the living hell out of me. " The man said as he hugged the small exceed to his chest tightly who purred.

" Sorry Sage " The cat muttered between purrs as the now named Sage smiled and began tree-jumping back to town with the cat in his arms.

~~~~Meanwhile~~~~

Natsu , Happy and Lucy were walking back from a mission. It was a few days after they had left Tenrou island after being found. Natsu and Lucy talked while Happy nibbled on a fish happily.

" I kicked that monster's ass like a badass" Natsu said with a large grin as he walked along with Lucy.

" And Lucy was useless. " Happy pitched in causing Lucy glare at him and make a move to hit him. Natsu suddenly stopped as he smelled the air.

" I smell a dragon , it might be Igneel " Natsu said before he was off running towards the source of smell while ignoring Lucy's and Happy's yells to come back. Sage walked while talking to Terra before he felt someone fast approaching causing him to stop. Sage wondered who was coming before Natsu bursted through the bushes and into Sage who yelped in shock

" Ow " Sage muttered as he rubbed his head with his eyes closed before he looked up at the man who tackled him.