Little fix I wrote which is a spoof on South Park slash without including it. Just to be clear, this isn't making fun of people who like those find of fics. Just poking fun at how this fandom has so many and tackling it in a South Park approach. =)
Disclaimer: I don't own South Park.
"Y'know, Craig, I-I've never known anyone like you."
Craig stared silently at the one who had just said such a nice thing about him. Tweek was standing before him. The two were together at Stark's Pond as the sun was setting magically over South Park.
"I-I've known lots of guys, for sure, b-but none of them are anything like you are."
Tweek was feeling nervous as he let out the words to the one before him. It was hard enough having to speak while constantly stressed without having strong feelings like this to express to someone important to him. How on earth would Craig take it? Would he feel the same way about him?
"You're the b-best thing that's ever happened to me, C-C-Craig. I dunno wh-what I would do if I lost you."
Tweek lifted his gaze to see Craig was still facing him as wordlessly as ever as he listened. The blond who was always on the edgy managed to put on a rare smile as he directed at the one who was very special to him. Just for being him, he felt Craig deserved such a smile - and to know the truth.
"I...I care about you, Craig!"
Craig stared blankly at the boy who had just told him he had strong feelings for him. Then in one silent guesture with his hand, he flipped Tweak off.
"AHH!" Tweek cried in shock, having not expected to receive such a response over having such deep things about the one before him. "What would you flip me off, C-Craig?!"
"Because, dude," Craig replied bluntly, "what you just said was gay."
Tweek's jaw fell open as his eyes widened in shock. He was alarmed to learn what he had just said had made him sound.
"G-G-Gay?!"
"Yeah. Really, really gay!"
"ARRRGGGHHH!" Tweek screamed in all his extreme horror as he ran away from Stark's Pond, leaving Craig behind to stand where he was - still flipping him off.
The end.