•°•Sage's POV•°•

I hit the ground with a rather large bang and large object radiating heat rested on top of my smaller frame. My eyes opened, a pained groan escaping my lips as I looked up at the handsome man on top of me , his large body between my legs. His muscular arms were holding on to my hips he looked down at me with mesmerized expression but I couldn't tell why.

Usuallly i would be aroused by this situtation but considering i was in pain from the landing and this idiot was squishing me after tackling me the only emotion i felt was annoyance. As the man stuttered by annoyance grew. With a sneer i pushed the man off of me with a growl.

"Get the fuck off of me dumbass." I said loudly as the man rolled.

°•°Natsu's Pov°•°

After I and person fell to the ground I pushed my self up , my hands resting on the person's waist before I took a good look at them. " You aren't Igneel." I said before I registered how beutiful the person was. I had never seen a girl so beautiful , she possessed a button nose , long eye lashes , pouty lips and beauty mark right under her right eye. Soon her eyes opened revealing stunning purple eyes. I stuttered stupidly trying to form a decent sentence , her long slender and toned legs that surrounded my waist weren't helping at all as I scrambled a remove my self only to be yelled at and pushed off before I heard Lucy's and Happy's voices as they arrived.

°°•°Normal Pov°•°°

Lucy arrived at the scene while panting and resting her hands on her knees , Happy arriving a few seconds after before flying to Natsu. Sage stood up cautiously , placing a hand on his head. " Shit , that hurt like hell. " He muttered before he looked at guy who landed on him and the blue cat with mild annoyance before he looked at the large breasted blonde girl in curiousity.

" Who are you , are you ok?. " The girl asked as she walked up to him. Sage raised a eyebrow at the blonde before Terra flew at him and straight into his chest prompting him to hug the animal." Are you ok Sage. " Terra asked and Sage smiled at the winged cat with a small nod before turning to the girl and nodding , his long hair jerking slightly as Terra glared at the girl. " He was until that creepy friend of yours tackled him to the ground. " The cat said in a bitter tone as she , Lucy and Sage turned their focus on Natsu. " Hey! Natsu ain't a creep, he is a idiot. " Happy yelled at purple eyed exceed. " Yea... I'm not a idiot. " Natsu yelled before he registered what Terra said and his head snapped to towards Sage who decided to stay silent.

" Wait ' HE' ! " Natsu yelled as he shoot up accidentally showing off the party going on by his crotch but he was too shocked by the fact that a boy was the cause of the problem in his pants to notice. Natsu yell prompted Sage to glare at him , it was twice in one day he was mistaken for a girl and he had hit his head when he fell which resulted in a rather nasty head ache. Slowly the bickering and Natsu's obnoxious behaviour angered Sage even further , his eyes flickering as drops of water raised from the ground.

" Yes i'm boy you fucking idiot. " He snapped angrierly , making everyone except for Terra ,who was used to it, jump slightly at how fast he changed his attitude. Sage kept glaring until he noticed the tent in Natsu's pants. Wondering why he stopped glaring everyone followed Sage's gaze and silence reigned.

" Kya, Prevert!" Came a cry from Lucy who proceeded to punch Natsu sending the man flying into a tree. Happy had a look of disapproval. Sage was raising a eyebrow.

"Sure is big for a idiot " He said causing Terra to roll her eyes while Lucy glaring at the dizzy pink haired man on the floor.

^Timeskip^

After a while , Sage and Lucy were walking down the dirt road while speaking as Sage cradled a sleeping Terra in his arms. Natsu was still dizzy and was being carried by Happy.

" What kind of wizard are you Lucy. " Sage asked , looking at Lucy with interest in his eyes. The pools of purple were beautiful but there was strength in them as well Lucy noted in her head.

" I'm a Celestial Spirit Mage. What is yours?

" The blonde said as Sage nodded in understanding , he was mildly suprised considering how rare Celestial Wizards were.

" I'm Water Dragon Slayer though also know Requip . " Sage said and two sets of gasps sounded.

" You are that pretty new dragon slayer that has been taking out a lot of monsters in the area and setting records for how fast you complete quests. I heard you finished a quest to take out a thief camp in a hour. " Happy said in awe dropping Natsu , who overcame his dizziness and instantly grabbed hold of Sage's forearms in his large hands making Sage blush slightly.

" Do you know where Igneel is. " Natsu asked frantically and Sage opened his mouth to answer and make a snarky remark but Lucy placed a hand on Natsu's shoulder before he could

" Natsu , he probably doesn't know. " The girl said and Sage nodded to confirm it though was struggling not to be rude. Sage had to admit he felt bad when the pink haired male hung his head in diappointment. Soon he recovered and returned to his usual self as he talked with Happy

" So tell me Sage , where do you come from. " Lucy asked and Sage hugged his cat closer to his chest.

"I come from the country of Seven. " He said flatly , his bangs casting shadows over his eyes. Meanwhile Natsu was preoccupied , his eyes were locked on to Sage's back or more so his butt. He didn't even realized Lucy looked back and him and gasped which prompted Sage to look as well.

'Its so round , and his hips are wide too. He couldn't be a boy could he. " Natsu thought. Suddenly he became hyperaware of the two sets of glaring eyes and retreating cats when he heard Lucy spak his name in a low tone. He didn't even get a chance to run before he was hit by a torrent of scolding hot water that sent him filling a the ground making a dent.

"Fucking pervert." Sage said lowly , he really wasn't in one of usual flirtaous moods where he would flirt with men he found attractive and enjoy the attention he got , no he wasn't a whore. He liked the attention but he didn't go out of his way to get it and considering he has only had sex twice he can't be considered a whore right?