Men and women with green cloaks upon their backs slowly filed in through the large gate of Shingashina. The sum of the soilders who had returned were either dead or severley injured. Among the people here, they had almost no respect. Everey one thinking that their monthly expiditions were a waste of money, time, and people.

"Oh, look who it is, bitch patrol"

"By the walls!, you people look messed up"

"Look at these pussies!" one child shouted.

"They look like gay Robin hood" another Redneck said.

It seemed that the only supportive voice there was non other than Eren Jaeger "Hey, there he is, Erwin! my frickin hero!"

The large eyebrow man looked over to the sidelines to witness a small child smiling directly at him and calling himself the boy's hero. Pathetic. Where Erwin was from, they didn't name the children until they were sure they'd survive. "Ugh, children" He muttered to himself.

Once the soilders had finished clearing through, a few civilians were left.

"Man, those rangers are cowards" A fat merchant said to no one in particular.

"No they"re not! They are heroes!" Eren said while hitting the man over the noggin with a broom "Take that!"

Just as the man was about to strike Eren, and he was about to give the merchant a whoopin with the broom, a small hand reached around the back of Eren and yanked him into the alleway.

Eren grunted and struggled to look up and realize it was only Mikasa saving his ass again.

"Hey! lemme go" Eren complained

She indeed let him go. By fucking tossing him at a wall where he lay crippled.

"Jesus christ, Mikasa you really need to lay off the bull shark testosterone, you are like way to stong for a girl"

"Whats wrong with taking testosterone?!"

Eren looked up at her from trying to get the wood back together "Cause you're like fucking twelve, that's whats wrong. Girls your age should be mensturating or lactating, whatever disgusting shit it is that girls do!"

Mikasa glared at him and he stared back

"Anal?" Eren suggested. The small Asain girl simply picked him up and threw him at the wall again, where he lay groaning and pondering why he was still alive.

"JEEZ, HOLY FUCK MIKASA, i think you just permanantly altered my spine. You could become a chiropracter for hunchbacks! you could probably reset a titan's vertabre alone, You could probably do sepecue with an acupuncture needle!" Eren shouted in a daze. "I really dont know how to handle this. Iv'e been crippled by your mutant strength and my personal issues with having a fake sister adding me to disability list!"

"And i'm crippled by the fact that you still won't accept me as your sister...and lover"

"What you say?" Eren looked over quickly at mikasa from his third attempt to pick up the wood.

"Nothing!" she denied quickly "I am the night!"

"Oh god, don't start that shit again. You're enough of a hipster without the scarf"

"It warms the darkness of my soul" She claimed creepily.