When you soos on a star

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

…...

Soos, Mabel, and dipper were walking back to the mystery shack from the laser

arcade. "I still can't believe you used your time wish to heal us and get pizza!"

Exclaimed Dipper. Soos chuckled. "Well...that's not all I wished for." Said Soos with

a sly smile. Dipper looked confused. "Oh? What else did you wish for?" Soos smiled.

"I wished for their to be a reason for you and Wendy to hook up!" Dipper couldn't

believe what he was hearing. Really!? Exclaimed dipper excitedly. Soos nodded. "It's

the least I can do for you dude! I hope you and her are very-" I KEEP TELLING YOU

DAD! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS HAPPENED! Shouted a familiar but panicky

voice down the road. Soos and the rest looked ahead and saw Wendy and her father

having an argument...and Wendy's belly was huge! The three friends just stood their

gaping for awhile..."So...I'm guessing I should have phrased that wish better?"

Asked a pale soos. "Yes. Yes, you should have." Said dipper as he felt his world

crumble around him. "I'm going to be an aunt!" Exclaimed an excited Mabel!...

…...

TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!

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