Soosing you a good day
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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"Wow! You traveled into the future and fought like a gladiator!?" Exclaimed an interested Wendy as she listened to Mabel, dipper, and Soos tell her about their time adventure. "Yeah, it was awesome!" Shouted an excited Mabel. "Also soos has free pizza for life!"
Dipper smiled as he looked at soos. That was a good wish, man. Soos smiled slyly. "That wasn't the only thing I wished for." He admitted. Dipper looked confused. "Wha? Really? What else?" "Let me answer that question with an action." Said soos as he quote the trigger word- TA-DAH! Shouted soos. Suddenly dipper aged 3 years before everyone's eye's.
RIP!
Unfortunately, his clothes didn't age with him. "GAAH! My eyes!" Screamed a horrified Mabel! While a slightly flustered Wendy laughed at the absurdity of the whole thing.
"SOOS! What the hell!?" Shouted an enraged and embarrassed dipper as he covered his privates with his hat. Soo's paled. "My bad"...He whimpered...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
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