The Black Swordsman walked the land in solemn silence, his arch nemesis was dead but four demon gods still remain. Darkness covered the land and people were suffering in this nightmarish world. In his final moment of despair he used his berserker armor and unleashed his bark side, that was now fused with the symbiote giving him the power of the titans.
It was time for the final showdown, first member of the god hand that appeared before him was the bloated demon lord Conrad, foul stench of his putrid body filled the air. He tried to freeze Guts in place with his mental powers but the Black Swordsman used his newfound symbiote power to break free and slice his fat, ugly face in half.
"Where are you hiding, cowards!" roared Guts like primordial god of destruction. Second demon lord to cross his path was the manipulative bastard known only as Ubik. The demon god knew that Black Swordsman is to strong now, so he tried to persuade him to join the God Hand. But Guts didn't care for the poisonous words of the demonic freak and with one glorious attack he decapitated the foul creature forever silencing his demonic whispers. "Only two remain now." the Black Swordsman tought to himself.
"Stop this pointless violence and embrace the worldly ocean of pleasure, my conqueror." said the dark and seductive voice.
"Who is that, show yourself!" growled tha Black Swordsman.
It was the third member of the God Hand the lusty demoness known as Slan. "Forget the pointles struggle and embrace pleasure" She tried to ensnare him with her snake tongue. "I will never be like you, monster!" screamed buts and beheaded the repulsive demoness with his sword.
"Only one remains." whispered Guts in his dark brooding voice.
"Have you come to kill me, son of man." said the revolting voice. It was Void, the strongest of the God Hand.
"I will be you doom!" roared Guts consumed with rage. The Black Swordsman jumped to attack the Demon God, but Void opened a portal blocking his attack. In that final moment Guts used his last power for one final attack and beheaded the monstrous demon lord with his mighty sword.
All was silent.
But somewhere in the darkness a vision appeared. It was... it was... no it CAN'T BE... it was the head of Adon Coborlwitz fused with the nightmarish Idea of Evil!
"What the FUCK are you doing here Adon!" gasped the Black Swordsman.
"I was granted the power of the Idea of Evil by the master of the universe, Steven Seagal himself." explained Adon.
"Are you going to kill me?" said Guts filled with rage and confusion.
"Nah man, you are cool. Let's go watch some Steven Seagal movies, they contain the meaning of life and stuff." said Adon whimsicoricaly.
And so concludes our epic saga.
THE END... or is it?