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Warnings: Yaoi, humour, and sexual content and many other things why my parents will never read this. Never.

Look ahead: Axel's stalking Roxas and Riku sees red- or is that just his face from embarrassment. Never trust a genie, or is that just Sora?

I'm a Genie in a Bottle

Misery Loves Company

Axel was hiding. Why? Because he didn't want Roxas to see him.

Axel's heart fluttered slightly as Roxas grinned widely, his white teeth seemed to glimmer in the light. Axel's eyes were glued to the boy's figure, he was perfect. Axel loved everything about him, everything from his gorgeous sparkling blue eyes to his sexy walk; which Axel was watching, hypnotising him.

Axel was so not stalking Roxas, oh no he was not. Because Axel would never do such a thing, and he would never have, his eyes glued to Roxas' ass.

Oh, screw it. Axel thought, as his green orbs became stuck on Roxas' sexy butt.

"You know, soon enough he will notice that you've been stalking him. How long has this been going on now, a month? A year?" came a smooth voice from behind him, causing Axel to jump out of his skin unexpectedly. He looked up to see a handsome face and silver locks falling over his eyes, but the smirk planted across his face was as clear as daylight.

"A year and a half…" Axel said between gritted teeth, and turned around to find his obsession gone. "Drat, foiled again…"

"I'm surprised he hasn't said anything yet, I'm sure he's seen you." Riku said, while watching Axel smugly. "I mean, hiding in a bush with red hair isn't exactly hard to miss." Axel glared at his friend, but Riku laughed at him.

"I don't see you helping," Axel snapped, getting to his feet.

"I offered, but if I remember correctly you said: 'Go away, I'm burning things here,'" this time, Axel was grinning like a mad man. He had been burning the maths department at the time; unfortunately, he hadn't anticipated the head teacher walking in on his fun, and earned himself a three-day exclusion. Axel had not been happy, because he had not only been unsuccessful in burning down the math department, but he was also departed from Roxas for three days.

Oh, the humanity!

"So, did you get that homework done last night?" Riku asked, changing the subject.

"Riku, have you ever known me to do homework?" Axel asked with a grin.

"Right, never, and how many classes are you planning to fail this year?" he cheekily remarked, but Axel ignored him.

"Come on, we're going to be late, I'm sure I have a detention waiting for me in a doggy bag from that old hag." Axel said, walking towards the school. Riku jogged to catch the arsonist. (1)

"Tifa isn't exactly old you know."

"You're always defending her. Do you fancy her or something?" Axel asked, watching Riku's face become horrified at the thought.

"Gay." Riku reminded his friend.

"Is she now?" Axel asked cheekily, though he knew Riku was talking about himself. From this comment, he received a light punch on his arm. Axel grinned, as they walked into the classroom.

Riku took his seat right at the back of the classroom, as far away from Tifa as possible. He could relax, because now Tifa would take in everyone's homework and mark it while the class worked. This was usually a stressful period, because everyone was afraid of what would happen if they had made a mistake. If someone hadn't done their homework, they would either pray that the god's would strike them dead or face Tifa's wrath.

The first option was always the one preferred, because their teacher always handed out the worst and most embarrassing punishment possible.

The silver-haired teen looked over to Axel, who was staring dreamily at Roxas. Riku didn't even want to know what was passing through his friend's mind at that moment. However, the redhead was clearly not afraid of the punishment that was going to befall him. This, in Riku's opinion, made him brave, or rather foolish.

Riku didn't have to worry about any sort of punishment for not doing his homework anymore, he had an all-powerful genie. He had it all covered.

Or so he thought.

He smirked as he handed his teacher his homework, who didn't even glance at it. Next, she moved to Axel, and stood in front of him with her hands placed firmly on her hips awaiting an explanation.

"So tell me, Axel, what did you do over the weekend?" Tifa asked in a sly voice.

"Well, first I woke up, then I walked around a bit," Riku forced himself to hold back a laugh. Axel's 'walking around' was actually 'following Roxas around', but Axel would never admit that to the class. "Then I got pissed, and woke up with one hell of a hangover, and let me tell you that that babe I woke up beside was-"

"Thank you, Axel, but I really don't need to hear about your," she paused. "Outside activities, as willing as you are to share them with the class. This is maths, not sex Ed." Axel blushed slightly. "So, you will be spending the next week after school here, in this room, removing all the chewing gum that the students have most kindly left for you." sarcasm was dripping from her words like venom.

Axel leaned back into his chair coolly. "And what gives you the idea that I will turn up?" Tifa smirked, and moved to the next student.

"I have my ways." Everyone glanced at each other nervously. Minutes later, her hand was held silently out to a blonde boy with the spikiest hair possible; Roxas.

"I'm sorry Ma'am…" Roxas said, not looking up at the teacher. "I-"

"You will join Axel tomorrow, and for the rest of the week in detention."

"But!-"

She ignored him, and moved to the next student. Roxas couldn't help but pout moodily. Riku could not hep but notice the incredible similarities between Sora and Roxas. Riku could just see Sora pouting, looking irresistibly cute as he-

Riku just caught himself, and shook his head violently. What was wrong with him?

Time past and the class were silent as they did their work. Suddenly, without warning, there was a loud voice echoing around the room. Everyone's eyes pricked up and saw their teacher's face a terrifying shade of red, her lips thin with anger.

"I suppose you think you're very funny, Riku. Planning on becoming a comedian, are we?" Riku froze on the spot, those words did not sound good. Axel's attention had unbelievably, been caught at his teachers' words.

"Riku, a comedian? That kid's far too serious to even take a joke!" Riku shot his friend a glare as sharp as daggers.

"Well then, perhaps I should show his homework to the rest of the class…" Riku just wanted the ground to swallow him up right now. Tifa walked over to her scanner and scanned Riku's equations into her laptop. Next, she proceeded to turn on the projector and show the class what he had written there. Riku stared at it in horror; every single question had been answered with a cheeky comment. On one, it asked to find 'X' on a angle, and so there was a little point at the x and only a few words were below it; 'here it is'.

Riku sank into his chair, he was no longer happy that he had an all-powerful genie, instead, he was pondering on the best way to kill Sora.

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as it nothing had happened - Winston Churchill
In a puff of smoke, Sora appeared. Once again, a mischievous grin plastered perfectly to his lips. The first thing the genie had the pleasure of seeing were his master's sea-green eyes blazing in anger, and Sora knew exactly why. So for effect, he bowed low and mockingly, keeping his blue eyes locked on Riku the whole time.

"What the hell is this!" shouted Riku, and throwing a piece of paper at Sora, who caught it easily. His eyes skimmed over the page, his head tilted slightly.

"Wow Riku, I never knew you were such a joker. I bet your teacher loved you when they saw this!" his words were dripping with sarcasm; his aim was to irritate Riku as much as possible, and by the looks of Riku, he had achieved just that; he looked as though steam was ready to burst out of his ears. Clearly he had a hard time taking a joke.

"Why, I told you to do my homework, not scribble random words all over the page!" Sora snorted.

"Well, you should be more precise on your wishes then, shouldn't you?"

"You knew damn well what I meant!" Riku roared. "Now I've landed with one hell of a punishment!"

"Suck it up," Sora replied lazily. "Wishes don't always make things easy for you; it's about time you humans learnt that."

Riku glared at him, not really taking in his words. "You're just trying to make my life hell, aren't you?"

Sora frowned, his eyes suddenly very sad. Riku could not help but notice, and suddenly felt very bad for what he had said. Still… why had Sora done that?

"Misery loves company, Riku." and without another word, Sora disappeared leaving a very confused Riku.

Something had happened to Sora, that Riku was certain.

But what?

A/N- What's Riku's punishment eh? Haha, I'll leave you to think about that one. Leave me some ideas :P

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(1)- For those who don't know what this is, it's someone who sets fire to things (like woods) without caring about how this will affect things.