A/N I don't own Pokemon.
Enjoy and stuff.
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Clatter. Cla-KK-KK!! Ker pang cla-KK!!
There were strange, rattling noises outside. As Kathy groggily went outside, she was surprised to find three Pokemon digging in her mailbox.
"Oh, Hello!" The Purple one nastily said with a wide grin on his face, his arm halfway inside the mailbox.
"I keep my pet Carvannia in there, you know." Kathy sarcastically said. However, the Purple one fell for it and withdrew his hand sharply, checking for any injuries. Kathy rolled her eyes. "You're all idiots, you know that?"
"We are?" Man, these guys were more gullible than she thought. Kathy smiled as she thought of what she could say to them.
"What are you doing, anyway? Don't make me get my friend, Rayquaza, out here, so he'll tear you apart limb-from-limb." Kathy whispered and leaned closer the last three syllables. The three Pokemon shivered. "But what do you know? I might be Dyoxys in disguise, for all you know."
"Sh-shut up!!" The Purple one stuttered, staggering back, causing him to topple over onto the red one and effectively creating a domino effect. Kathy laughed.
"Hey, what in damn hell's going on around here?!" Haku snapped, coming from her friend area which was relatively nearby. "Whoever's making that noise…" She started smiling. That was the creepiest smile any of the four Pokemon had ever seen.
The Purple Pokemon managed a fake smile of feigned pride. "Ha-ha, we're not scared of a Cleffa."
All of a sudden, he started rising into the air. Haku's hand was guiding his flight.
"This guy's really starting to piss me off…" Haku said. "Has anyone ever seen a Pokemon…inside-out?"
"LEGGOAHMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" He shrieked, flailing like crazy.
"Pfft, pathetic little creature." Haku started choking the Purple Pokemon.
"YOU! Cat-thing!! Aren't you going to save me?" It desperately cried.
"Eh, not really…" Kathy calmly said, watching his closely.
"Wh…y…n…o…t…"
Kathy blinked. "I've always wanted to see what shade of color a Purple Pokemon would turn if it was suffocating."
After a couple minutes, Kathy turned to the two other Pokemon.
"Aren't you going to try to save him?"
"Not really." The red one said.
"Yeah," the lavender one said, "We have better things to do in our spare time than to save this guy. Besides, all your missions suck."
"Yeah, let's go home." Red tiredly said.
"Wait, who are you?" Kathy asked, a little bored herself.
"I'm Charmeleon." The red one answered.
"Wartortle." The Lavender one answered simply.
"And that guy?" Kathy pointed to the Pokemon that answered her question.
"He's Arbok."
"It's sad the Programmer had absolutely no creativity whatsoever." Wartortle sadly said, referring to how anyone outside Team Idiots only had their Pokemon name.
"Want one of these Vote Against the Programmer stickers?" Kathy offered, holding one up. Charmeleon and Wartortle happily took one. The sound of Arbok choking was getting annoying. "Haku, can you stop that?"
She was laughing maniacally.
"HAKU!!"
"Shut up, idiot!"
"Stop that!!"
"Why?"
"Your mom."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Arbok was dropped to the ground, wheezing and coughing.
"You…FIEND…" He managed to say, between choked breaths.
But it was too late. Haku was already back in her friend area, curled up in a ball in her bed, sucking her thumb for fear of her mom's return.
"See you tomorrow…PUNK!" Arbok spat. "C'mon, gang, let's move."
"Wow, they really ARE dependent upon Arbok." Kathy noted. "What a bunch of losers."
The next day…
"WAKE UP, IDIOTS!!" The call repeated itself over and over again.
"What the—?!" Kathy was perplexed. Apparently a strange alarm clock had been placed by her bedside. It eventually turned out this strange alarm clock had been placed by all the Idiots' beds.
"Like the new alarm clock I installed?" Eevee slickly said.
"You…" Was all Kathy could say. "You're an idiot as well, you know."
"Yeah, I know." Eevee said as she walked across the room. Then, her ears started twitching.
"What's that about?" Kathy asked.
"There's a commotion in the square," Eevee explained. All the Idiots were gathered, and they headed over to town square.
"…Yes, it's ALL true!" Arbok said, a sneer like the one Wartortle had on his face. "Kathy really IS a monster! And a criminal!"
Everyone gasped. Kathy was surprised everyone in the town was so gullible.
"Yes! You know, RIGHT THIS MOMENT she's stealing things! She's stealing our OXYGEN! She's breathing, see!"
Murmurs throughout the crowd.
"Yes, isn't it terrible? Not only that, but have you EVER seen ANY Meowths pass by here? Or ANY of Team Idiots, for that matter? That's because they're not Pokemon, but ALIENS!!"
Exited whispers throughout the crowd.
"Indeed!" Wartortle continued the ridiculous story. "But, their appearances are not normal, either. They're actually ALIENS, with 20 feet and 10 tails and 6 heads!"
"WHAT'LL WE DOOOOO!!!" Someone shrieked, highly moved in the opposite direction by the team's prodding.
"We're DOOMED!" Another cried.
"Let's RUN FOR THE HILLS!!" Someone else shouted.
"Now everyone, don't panic." Arbok said, through grinning fangs. "Even though THAT CLEFFA ALMOST KILLED ME!!"
Gasps and screams. Even though it was true, Kathy was surprised anyone believed it.
"All we need to do is KILL THEM! That'll rid our planet of these aliens! Kill them before they kill us! Defend your friend, your family, your planet…GET THEM FOR TEAM GOOBER!"
That's their team name…? Kathy thought. They really ARE losers…
But then, everyone started towards Team Idiots. They were brainwashed by Team Goober's tale, and were determined to get the "aliens".
"Better MOVE!!" Haku said as she started running. The rest of Team Idiots started running away, as well.
This was the start of the part of their lives as fugitives.