A/N I don't own Pokemon.

I just made Zapdos disco-ey, I didn't mean to offend anyone. If I did, I'm really sorry.

And the Kathy-being-a-girl-but-turning-into-a-Meowth is also a joke(because I think you need to be a boy to turn into Meowth).

And the Kirby crossover doesn't last long, it was just a quick joke. So no, I don't own Kirby or any of his games.

Especially not Nintendo.

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"Hey! Guys! Look what I found!" Kathy held up a Gold Fang.

"So?" Asked Haku.

Kathy attached the gold fang to her own. In this way, she looked a little more like a gangster.

"Whatchu talkin' 'bout, foo'?" Zap'd-oss pressed.

"Check THIS out!" Kathy did a series of lame moves that were extremely lame. However, she thought they were cool.

"Even tha Doduo downstairs can do better than THAT, foo'!"

"Hey! What are you doing?" Caroline asked Nagaoryu.

"I'm bored. So I'm doodling." He said, drawing a stick-figure person on the Persim Band. Suddenly, it changed colors. It turned from a pink-purple to an aqua!

"Whoa. Weird." Said Eevee, having caught the whole discussion and turn of events. He grabbed it, and tossed it to Haku. "CATCH!"

Haku turned around, but too late. She would have highly objected to wearing anything light-colored, but she accidentally "caught" it on her heck. It fit easily, and all of a sudden, she started glowing white.

"Haku's evolving!" Kathy said, amazedly. However, it turned out Haku was doing nothing of the sort. She grew taller, her arms and legs grew longer, and her head grew smaller. When the light died down, she had been turned into a human! What was strange was the fact that she had clothes on, considering she started out with none.

"Whoa!!" Nagaoryu shouted.

"Nagaoryu, you turned the Persim Band into a Person Band!!" Kevin said, turning to him.

"Haku! You're our last hope! Dance!" Kathy shouted.

"NO!" Haku jumped off the mountain, but was unlucky enough to land on a Fearow that was flying upwards, and ended up on the peak again. "What the—?!" She did the same thing, but it happened again, this time with a Swellow. "Fine."

She walked over to the Zap'd-oss, and danced him to death.

"THIS ISN'T OVAH, FOO'S!!" Zapdos shouted as he flew off. In style, of course. Caroline picked up a quill from his feathers that Zap'd-oss lost when he was taking off.

"Haku, that was AMAZING!" Kathy shouted.

"Yeah!" Everyone echoed.

"Huh?"

"Hey, can I have the Person Band?" Kathy asked, wondering if it would bring her back home.

"What? I-I Can't understand ANY of you!" Haku apparently, after being turned into a human, couldn't understand Pokemon anymore. "This is GREAT! I don't have to listen to any of you anymore! And I don't have to stay with my mom! YES!" She jumped off the mountain, this time not saved by a Pokemon.

"What a waste of a perfectly good Person Band." Eevee said, apparently not caring about Haku in the least, even from the start. For some reason, everyone else agreed, and moved on, not wanting the "alien-hunters" to catch up with them.

After a string of meaningless scenes, most of them having to do with Turnips, they reached a blazingly hot mountain.

"Ow! It's too HOT!" Caroline said, being a grass-type.

"Stop being such a baby. Isn't it WONDERFUL here?" Kevin asked, being a fire-type.

"Come on, let's move…" Kathy said, trying not to stall the mountain-climbing scene any more.

It was all pretty boring, except for the fact that they all got somewhat burned on their feet and Nagaoryu on his tongue from wanting to know what the walls tasted like.

"Hello?" Kathy asked, once they reached the peak.

"Look at all that lava!" Caroline pointed out, being the most careful because she was a grass-type.

"There are all these flaming feathers everywhere!" Kevin noted, eating one for some reason. Right before Caroline picked it up, they heard a chattery voice.

"Yeah, I know! I know! And it, like, was totally unfair, you know? … Yeah! Yeah! I mean, seriously! Like, totally! And it, like—"

"Um, excuse me?" Kathy said, trying to talk to the over-cellphoned Pokemon.

"Hang on, Ray." The flaming bird-Pokemon turned around. "Can't-you-see-I'm-on-the-phone?"

"…"

The flaming bird-Pokemon continued talking. Eevee got pissed and threw a Poison Spike at it.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!! Hang on, Ray, these Pokemon are, like, totally rude!" She turned around. "I'm, like, Moltres, and you're, like, dead!"

"No, I'm KATHY, and this is Kevin, Eevee, Caroline, Nagaoryu…"

"Like, shut up! I'm, like, talking to my, like, boyfriend, and you, like, start throwing, like weird stuff at me! I, like, have a molting problem, and you, like, do this to me?" She jumped into the magma then came out again, dripping with it. Everyone backed up.

"You know, we don't have do fight." Caroline nervously reasoned, hating magma the most.

"Oh-yes-we-DO!"

"Bad idea, bird brain." Nagaoryu shot a stream of water at Moltres, and it turned solid. The bird was turned into a giant statue.

"Teresa?" Ray asked through her cell phone. "Teresa, are you alr—" Eevee kicked in the magma.

Caroline carefully picked up one of the flaming feathers. Suddenly, the three feathers started circling around her head, and turned into a—

"A CELL PHONE?!"

"Press it!" Eevee shouted. Caroline did. Suddenly, three differently-colored puffballs with swords came out of the screen.

"Kirby Cell Service, you call, we come. How may we help you?" The blue one said.

"SING!" Eevee shouted. The blue one sung Blue(Da Ba Dee, by Eiffel 64), the Red one sung Love Love Shine(the one on DDR), and the Yellow one sung The Sun Song(on OOT/MM, Zelda). "Now give us Pizza!" They did. It tasted good.

"This is too random! Go back in the cell phone, I think I hear them coming!" Kathy urged. But it was good pizza.

Nonetheless, they continued their journey with the Kirby Cell Phone in hand.

"I'm thirsty." Nagaoryu whined.