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The Exception to the Rule
Chapter Nine: The Crazies Call!
"'Convert some heartless.' He says, and what does this have to do with anything?! He's probably trying to kill me, the bastard." I mutter to myself as I stomps around the courtyard of now Radiant Garden.
"And why does he send me? Any idiot with a half of a brain cell could do this, he should have sent Luxord or Saix, they would have been perfect." I continue while I summon and send off various heartless, most of them big and nasty looking.
I should send off little harmless heartless, 'Oh no! It's going to smile at me! AHHH!' I stop and snicker at my thoughts then scowl as I remember the saying 'Talking to yourself is the first step to insanity.'
"Yeah well I must be insane to do this idiotic task." I think out loud.
"You know what they say about people who think out loud?"
"I'm well aware, and I'm probably past that point now." I retort to the red headed menace of my life.
"Ah someone's in a bad mood today." Axel says mockingly.
"When am I not in a bad mood?" I mutter under my breath.
"Did you say something?" Axel asks with mock curiosity.
"Nothing you would appreciate." I spit out angrily.
"Wow, I've really pissed you off this time." Axel says seriously.
"Oh, I wonder why, with all the shit I have to deal with, I have to deal with yours on top of it all."
"There's no use blaming me." Axel says defensively.
"What do you want?"
"What I can't just say hi anymore?" I give him a pointed look.
"Okay, okay, I see you point." Axel says with a smirk.
"Really, I think I'm going to go into shock, what do you want Oh Annoying One?" I ask.
"Enough with the sarcasm, have you seen Kairi yet?"
"Not really no, why?"
"Well I really think you should get your ass in gear and get her out." Axel replies.
"Really, so you can kidnap her and try to lure Roxas to you? You know what, I'm going to take my sweet time, besides I'm sure you can agree that this is a delicate matter. Now I have to go."
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"Hello, Kairi." I say as I walk into the dungeon. Xemnas had finally decided to allow me to talk to Kairi.
"Who are you? Why are you doing this? Let me go, please, Sora won't come here."
"Helena, no one really knows Xemnas's objectives and I know. I know Sora won't come here or at least I hope he doesn't, but you never know, love is a fickle thing." I reply wryly.
"What?"
"You heard me."
"What would you know about emotions?" She asks me bitterly.
"More than you would ever know. I want to help you get out but I know you'll only be found again and I'll be killed, and there will be no one to help you then, except for Sora but you don't want him to come here, right?" I look at her and she nods slowly.
"Well how do you feel about being kidnapped again?" I ask slowly.
"What?!" She asks me in confusion.
"You know that red headed idiot, you know the one that kidnapped you first and was stupid enough to have you be taken from him." I reply.
"Yeah."
"Granted he has issues, but he might be able to get you out with my help of course." I say.
"Why would I trust him?" Kairi asks incredulously.
"I have no idea, you should ask him." I say bitterly.
"You know him don't you?"
"Do I know him? Yes, unfortunately but that's not the problem at hand."
"Helena!"
"The crazies are calling, think about it, 'kay? I'll come back later."
"Wait!"
"Bye!"
A/N: Short, yes, a long time since my last review, yes. Sorry about that had a lot a bit of writers block but its all better now, so I'm back on track, but don't worry if reviews are slow in coming! I haven't abandoned you! Okay review please!