The Case Of 'The Ripper'.
By AnimeNutsy
Disclaimer: I do not own any Fruits Basket characters. They belong to Natsuki Takaya.
Warnings: Mild Language, and lots of sillyness. Oh! And a little reminder for all peoples, animals and other life forms to wear gas masks when reading this. Thankies!
A/N: Okay, I'm a bit new to the whole fanfiction thing, and I want to ask a question, that I'm a bit embarrassed about asking. The question is this: What does OOC stand for? I have been hearing it for years, and have never actually asked the question, and I'd really love to know. Arigatou! Also, thanks for Zuki-Chan for reviewing. I'm juggling this fic, along with GTA. I guess that's why this story hasn't got very long chapters. Well, onto the stinky goodness!XD
Part 3
Tohru Honda was inside the kitchen, making fried Tofu, when there was a knock on the front door. "I'll get it!" Kyou called out, and she heard the padding of footsteps as the cat boy went and opened the door.
The slam of the door was heard, and Kyou walked into the kitchen. "Who was that, Kyou-kun?" Tohru asked. "Ah, it was nothing." Kyou replied, and suddenly a harsh sound of the front door breaking brought both Tohru and Kyou running to the front patio.
Haru Sohma stood there, glaring at Kyou. He had went black, and had kicked the door in. "If you ever do that again, cat…I'll re-arrange your face!" Black Haru snarled. "So you just kicked the fricken door down? Get lost, you psycho cow!" Kyou retorted.
"That's Ox, if you've forgotten, shithead." Haru pulled a face, as he walked inside. "Why, you…!!" Kyou snarled, and smashed Haru in the chops. Haru's head whipped to the side.
Haru stood there, not moving. Then, all of a sudden, he started laughing harshly. Finally, after five minutes of harsh laughter, he faced Kyou. "You've done it now! I'm gonna beat your ass, bitch!" Haru shouted, and ran at Kyou.
Just as the fight was about to start, Shigure came from upstairs. "Now, now. That's quite enough of the fisticuffs for one day." Shigure spoke, in a sleepy voice. "We don't wish to get our new carpet stained with blood." Shigure told them.
"Um…we don't have new carpet." Kyou spoke, pointing out the fact. "No, but if we did, it would likely get stained with blood, so no more fighting, okay?" Shigure replied, with a fake sarcastic-like smile.
Just then, his eyes happened to fix on the door…which just happened to lying on the ground, broken in half. "My…my door…is broken…" Shigure said, softly. "Um…yeah. That was kinda my fault. Sorry." Haru apologized to the dog, having gone back to White Haru again.
Shigure stood up. He pulled a little stick-on anger vein out of his pocket, and stuck it on his head. He walked over to Haru, and grabbed the Ox by the ear. "Now, how shall you pay for my precious door!?" The dog shrieked.
"Well, um…try looking at the good points, Shigure-san!" Said Tohru, trying to smooth the situation over nicely. "And what is that, Tohru-chan?" Shigure asked. "We now have enough for firewood!" Tohru said, with a bright grin on her face. "Yeah. Except we don't have a chimney." Kyou pointed out, and her face fell.
"Aaagh! I've had it! Somewhere out there, some farting psycho is killing us off one by one!" Haru pointed out. Shigure suddenly let go of him. "Yeah, and Aya's group hasn't come up with any new leads." Shigure pointed out.
Just then, a shriek was heard, and it was coming from the garden. Forgetting the door, they all ran outside and down to Yuki's secret base. They saw a person standing over Yuki's body, and that person turned around. It was Kagura.
The boar-girl ran over to Kyou and glomped him tightly about the waist. "Oh, Kyou! It's horrible! I think he's dead!" Kagura cried on Kyou's shoulder. "C..Can't…Breathe…" Kyou choked out.
The boar-girl slowly let go of the cat. "He was like that when I found him. Are the rumors true? Is someone out to get us?" Kagura asked, fearfully. "Hang on a second! How do we know that you're not the culprit?" Shigure asked Kagura.
"Do I look like a psycho to you?" Kagura yelled, and gave Shigure a nipple cripple. Shigure shrieked, and hid behind Tohru. "Yuki-kun…no…NO!" Tohru screamed, and went to embrace the dead boy in her arms.
"No, Miss Honda. You might be infected. It's best to stay back. I'll call Hatori. Haru, you come with me!" Shigure began walking away. Haru stood there, blinking back tears as he stared at Yuki's small form lying there.
"Now, Haru!" Shigure shouted, and reluctantly, Haru followed the older man back to the house. "This is horrible…who is doing this?" Tohru sobbed. "I think I may have seen a form fleeing the scene, but…I was a ways away." Kagura spoke.
"What if…what if the culprit is still around? It feels like we're being watched." Tohru said, shivering. "Is that so?" Kyou frowned, and looked around. "Hey! Whoever you are, if I ever get my hands on you, I'll tear your butthole clean off, so you won't be able to fart anymore!!" Kyou shouted out, then turned back to Tohru.
"Whoever they are, they're long gone by now." Kyou said, and stared at Yuki's dead body. "It's a shame that he had to die before I could beat his girly ass." Kyou mumbled.
"Now, Kyou-kun…you shouldn't say such things about your cousin." Hatori replied, as he appeared with a team of individuals in Hazmat suits. The people picked up Yuki's body and began carting him away.
"Not that I like the cat, or anything…but shouldn't we at least give the body a decent burial, or something?" Kyou asked the doctor. "No, if we did that, then the toxic anal fumes would indeed endanger the earth." Hatori replied.
Just then, one of the men in the Hazmat suits, went to light up a cigarette. Hatori grabbed it out of the man's hands and stubbed it into the ground. "Are you insane, man? Do you wish to incinerate us all? Get back to work!" Hatori scowled at the man, and the man hurried back to helping cart away the body.
Just then, they all heard Haru's wail come from the house. The four of them ran in the direction of the scream.
When they got to the house, they found Haru sitting outside, sobbing. "Haru! What's wrong?" Hatori asked the ox boy. "I…I was just gone for a second, honest! I left Shigure to take care of phoning you, and when I came back…he was just lying there. His face was all green! It was horrible!" Haru wailed, and blew his boogers on the closest thing…which just happened to be Kyou's shirt. That earned him a punch in the gut, which knocked out the ox.
Hatori ran inside the house. Shortly after, his scream of anguish pierced the otherwise quiet day. The rest of the gang ran in after him, only to see him kneeling beside Shigure's dead form, repeating a sentence over and over.
"Why, why, why?" Was the chant that the doctor spoke repeatedly. Tohru hugged Kagura and cried. Kagura never particularly liked the dog, but she knew what to do in crisis situations like this. Kagura called Akito…
To Be Continued
A/N: Please Read and Review. –Uses a can of deodorizer to get rid of the stench-XD