Okay, to get the full lol-ness out of this that I did you have to watch a certain episode of Boy Meets World. For those of you who do watch it, it's the episod where Angela's father stops by Penbrook to see her and start the ROTC class.

And I'll give you info on Xana (Zana). She's my OC. Her full name is Xantara Nastran. She is number XIV of Organization XIII. I am going to be putting up another fic with her in it except her full name is Ryuusei Xantara Nastaran. She's hyper kind of like Yuffie but she also reminds me of Demyx. Her element is "atmosphere" basically meaning she can move oxygen and carbon dioxide around or get rid of it altogether. Demyx sees this as a good thing because he thinks he can annoy Axel all he wants and she'll be there to protect him and douse Axel's flame by removing the oxygen level.

Oh, BTW, she does all this with a flute!

Drop and give me fifty!!!

Xana- (On the PA system in Castle Oblivion) (In her best Axel voice) "Xemnas died today, Demyx. How do you feel about that?" (Now in her best Demyx voice) "Yay! Woohoo!! No more missions!" Pause "Now I can finally drench you without getting sent to the military!" (Dumps a glass of water on the floor next to the speaker.) Sploosh!!

Everyone walking around the halls stopped to listen to this very disturbing talk going over the PA system.

Demyx and Axel- "WTF?"

Xemnas-(Slams fist to his desk in rage) "I DIED!? What has gotten into Demyx and Axel?!"

Xana- (Off the PA system) "Revenge is sweet." (Ryu pulls Carota, her Chocobo, out of her pocket and strokes it lovingly.) "Those mean boys won't hurt you again, my sweet. (She kisses the top of it's head.)

After Xemnas practically strangles Axel and Demyx

In the training room

Xemnas- "DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY!"

Axel-(Does as he is told)

Demyx-(Drops to the floor...Make that, collapses on the floor) (As he hands Xemnas a $50 bill) "Okay but you gotta pay me back."

I hope you liked it. I will procceed to make this a series of one-shots but after chapter 3 it might be awhile until I up-date, unless you want to send me your ideas.