I don't own Zelda and I'm not making any money. So please, don't sue me.

EDIT 1/21/07 There were some typos that seemed to be mocking me, so I fixed them. Yay:D

He could have just asked me for help!

But did this young man ask? Not at all! And the fact that he may not speak our language is simply no excuse!

Did he ever consider the possibility that our cultures would differ greatly? Did he ever think, perhaps, that such actions would be considered rude in our society?

Apparently not.

Dragons and monsters and unusually highs winds: as if our peaceful little city had not dealt with enough trouble these past months!

Suddenly, he walks in through the city gates and looks around. I was standing not far from him, admiring his green tunic (for it was lovely color, I must admit) and minding my own business within my city.

And what does he do? What does he do, you ask?

This uncouth adventurer picks me up!

I struggled, of course.

"Put me down, you ruffian!" I was scolding him, but it was as though he didn't hear me.

Suddenly, I felt him tense and face the vast crevasse between our city's entrance area.

"What are you doing?" I yelled nervously, "Desist these actions immediately!"

Once more, he didn't seem to understand me and, without warning, he began to run towards the edge of the floor. Yes, you heard me correctly: run.

"Are you mad, boy?!" I shrieked in fear as he leapt into the air.

I had no choice but to flap my wings as hard as I could. I certainly didn't want to plummet to the ground miles beneath us; and although I didn't appreciate this assault on my person, I couldn't let the boy fall!

I fluttered and flapped like mad, but the boy seemed calm enough. He was carefully swinging his legs, guiding us to the other side of the crevice.

Within a few moments, we had safely landed on the floor across the room. He seemed all too satisfied at his success -- and I had a sneaking suspicion he had done something similar to this many times before our encounter.

As though nothing had transpired between us, he gently lowered me to the floor and walked on.

I turned towards him and squawked, "Have you no decency?! Do I even get a 'thank you'?!"

But he was gone, opening the door to the next area of our city and moving on to finish whatever task he had set his mind to.

I fluffed my feathers is disgust, "Well I never! That...that was just rude!...Hylians, honestly!..."

A/N: Okay, I know -- it's short, silly and pointless. But seriously, people, how rude is it to just go into the Ooccos city and pick them up and use them as a flotation device??

For more amusement in this story, please imagine this Ooccos voice with a British accent. x)

Thanks for reading:)

PS: If I spelled anything like "Ooccoo" or "Hylian" incorrectly, please let me know...Actually, make fun of me if you want to, 'cause I'll probably never get around to changing it XD