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Warning - major crack fic ahead has been known to cause excessive drooling, dying of laughter, and stupidity.

To answer a few questions: Yes, this is after the Shukaku was extracted form Gaara, yes, Gaara can still freely control the sand, and yes Lee is totally oblivious to sex...at the beginning of the story.

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Pairing- Gaa/lee some Kaka/gai and sasu/naru

Lee- age 21
Gaara- age 19

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Previously...

Gaara decides...to PLAY! chibi Gaara does happy dance (AKA: play means slow, painful torture.)

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Gaara, after much deliberation, decides to 'play' with Lee. Then, realizing that Lee is still under the water, he slowly drags him out. (I mean slowly drags him out) and sees his glistening body. (AUTHORS NOTE: O.o) 'Nice ass...WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE! What the hell am I thinking?!'

As Lee is lifted out, gasping for breath, he manages to scream out "Gaara-kun, what was that last dunk about?"

"You should know better than to try out a new taijutsu move on me." Gaara stated flatly.

Lee, still oblivious to Gaara's thoughts, stated "Well...I was hoping you could help me perfect this new taijutsu move that Gai-sensei and Kakahsi-sensei showed me. Here. Would you like to see a picture of it that I snapped without them noticing?" Pulls out gigantic, poster-sized picture and hands to Gaara.

Gaara takes one look at picture and face vaults (A/N: lands flat on his face for those of you who are like me and didn't know what that ment the first time I heard it o0). 'WTF!' "Um...Lee...how did you get this?" ask Gaara in a sort of scared tone, ignoring the pure physics on how the poster didn't get wet when Lee was dunked and where Lee had pulled it out from.

"I walked in on them practicing it!" says Lee in a sing-song voice with a giant smile and shiny teeth that could blind you.

In fact, it would for most people, but with Gaara, it was the opposite. 'shiiiinnnnyyyyy.' thought Gaara in a sort of trance as he slowly edged closer and closer and closer...

Meanwhile, Lee noticed Gaara acting strange, so he closed his mouth...and...

Their mouths met. (AUTHORS NOTE: ...o0 like noone saw that one coming)

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Gaara's thoughts:

'What tastes so good?' he thought in pure ecstacy.

'It sort of tastes like...cookies...I WANT MORE!' thought Gaara possessively.

'Well sience Lee want to "Practice" this new "Taijustu" move i suppose I could play along and get what i want without him even realizing it!! heeheehee' Gaara thought sadisticly.

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Lee's thoughts:

'Wow! This looks like one of the parts of that taijutsu that Gai-sensei and Kakashi-sensei showed me. Maybe Gaara-kun does want to help!' Lee thought happily. 'Although this does feel good in its own way.'

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Normal POV (o0):

Their random meeting of lips heated up as Gaara took his plan into action and started to nibble at the older boy's bottom lip, begging for entrance. Lee, oblivious to what Gaara was doing, opened his mouth to try and talk only to have a warm, wet tounge enter his mouth, licking his own tounge, asking to join in on the fun, but, Lee being oblivious to sex in every way, spoiled the fun and turned his head away.

"So do you want to help me practice?" Lee said brightly brushing off the random meeting of lips.

"Sure" Gaara said emotionlessly as he dived in for another kiss.

Nevertheless, Lee stopped him and asked, "What do you think you are doing? How can we perfect this new taijutsu if I don't show you?"

"I know of this taijutsu and I think i am fairly good at it here let me show you how to do it." Gaara said with a menacing smile...(o0 uhoh)

It was at this horrible time that Sasuke and Naruto (who are a couple now) decided to come in and ruin everything by spraying them both with water guns. It was at this point that Gaara got seriously pissed and Screamed:

"WTF GOOD WILL THAT DO?? WE ARE IN A FUCKING ONSEN FOR GOD DAMN SAKE!!!! FUCKING MORONS AND NARUTO WTF DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING... OH I GET IT; YOU RAN OFF WITH SASUKE INSTEAD OF SPARRING WITH ME HOW CONVIENIENT WELL GOD DAMN IT GET OVER HERE WE ARE GOING TO FINISH OUR LITTLE MATCH gets out of onsen and starts chasing Naruto all around while Naruto is screaming for sasuke's help"

"So you think I'm stupid you dobe? I ain't getting in the way of Gaara when he is like this but I wish you the best of luck though." Sasuke said as he started getting into the onsen and the waterguns now nowhere to be seen.(wow so much for "relaxing trip to onsen" for Gaara)

So Sasuke and Lee sat there watching Gaara beat the crap out of Naruto while they had some small talk.

"I really don't know what i see in that dobe...sometimes I wonder why I even bother SIGH" Sasuke said in a montone voice.

"...what do u mean see in him?" Lee asked confused.

"Me and Naruto are dating...have been for a while now, about 2 years to be exact." Sasuke said with a little emotion this time (OMG YAY)

"YOU AND SASUKE ARE DATING!?!?!?!?!? BUT YOUR BOTH BOYS!?!?!?...right?...o0 confused" Lee said dramtically.

"YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T REALIZED AFTER ALL THIS TIME!?!?!?!?" Sasuke finally was shoked at what he just hear. He honestly thought it was really ovbious to everyoone, but then again Lee isn't like everyone else..."So are you like...COMPLETLY oblivious to sex and relationships??" Sasuke asked scared of the answer.

"...O.O..."

"WHAT!?!?!??!?!" Sasuke shouted at the response he got. It was at this time that Gaara and Naruto stopped trying to kill eachother and they all started trying to explain sex and relation ships to lee...which righ tnow was liek trying to talk to a brick wall because he was so shoked and confused at the fact the 2 boys would go out with eachother.

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