A/N: Alright hey everyone. I'm doing fast updates for this story if you could not tell and thanks to my readers I will continue on for a couple more chapters. This will not be a long story since it's the Spirit Detective Gang on Halloween. I thought it might be fun to write a story about Halloween since it's near. Now moving along, here's chapter 4 of: Halloween Is Always Fun.
Yusuke's Disclaimer: She doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho. Good grief, are you people blind?
Kurama's and Hiei's Warning(s): Cursing. Yes, some cursing as Hiei said and many moments of some hilarious scenes. Hn. Fox, you take too long. Whatever, that's all so please read the chapter now.
Halloween Is Always Fun
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Kazuma Kuwabara: Okay so on the third chapter, Hiei had to dress up like our bossy baby person Koenma and lemme tell ya, he didn't like it but you guys already know that so onward to the actual chapter thingy.
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Chapter 4: Trick or Treat? Which One?
"Damn you guys hit hard."
The grumbling vampire rubbed the lumps he obtained from crashing down into a nearby garbage can in a dark ally in the city. He was running so hard and fast he couldn't stop in time to hit the brick wall of an apartment and still refused to believe it was due to his clumsiness and thus kept on blaming the extremely annoyed Hiei and Kurama. Kurama glared at him but what really made Yusuke afraid was Hiei, glaring back ten-folds.
He gulped as the chilly night air suddenly became slightly warmer. Hiei was glaring death at him was another sign he was in trouble and the slight shake of his right arm which is bandaged up still was the third sign of death approaching and approaching fast. Walking faster, Yusuke could feel his heart beat beating faster as Hiei sped up his pace as well.
"You want me to hit you hard detective?" he sneered, gripping his katana and slowly pulling it out.
Kurama quickly grabbed his arm and pushed the sword back in, "No Hiei. You're lucky people think that's fake. You can get in trouble with the authorities out here," he warned his short tempered friend and Yusuke nodded in agreement, sighing with relief when Hiei put it away.
"Hn; you mean the humans," he snorted, "Where the hell is the oaf?"
Kurama and Yusuke both shrugged, ignoring the sudden change of subject and bluntness of it. Before anyone could respond to the question properly; out of the night and on the street, danced out a clown-like figure. Hiei raised an eyebrow and already figured it out to be the buffoon they were ironically talking about.
"Oaf," he greeted and blinked when a bag full of small pieces of what he assumed were candy, was shoved into his own arms. Glaring at the cheerful Kuwabara, he dropped the load and stood at the other side of the street, away from the others who had already met back with Kuwabara and were talking about Halloween and its traditions Hiei had no idea in Hell was about.
So he was just content to stand alone in the chilly night, watching little trick-or-treaters rush by, spilling candy everywhere and racing other humans to the houses/apartment buildings to get more of those 'candy.'
A girl with blonde hair who looked to be 6 or 7 years old by human standards looked at Hiei with wide blue eyes. She wore a pink ballet shirt and a small crown was placed upon her head. Hiei snorted at the girl who was about his height.
"Hi," she said shyly.
"Hn."
"You look like a baby," she giggled and made Hiei steam but he didn't show it physically, "Did your mommy dress you up?"
Hiei side-glanced at the naïve human child before shrugging lightly, "Sure why not," he lied, not really caring either.
"You're short."
The statement rang out and the whole street silence as Hiei tried not to strangle the little girl right there and then. The group quickly went over to them and the mother of girl, somehow sensing Hiei's rage rushed over to her little girl. The child, still having no clue of how Hiei was trying to restrain from slashing her head off asked yet another naïve question that only a little innocent child could manage, "What's your name?" she asked with great confidence.
"Hiei," was his simple answer.
"Hi-Eye?" she tried pronouncing.
Hiei's eyes twitched and inside he was imagining her death in a cruel way. Well what did you expect with the Great Hiei? It wouldn't be a good idea to leave him in a room with no way out with a small child, questioning him day in and day out.
The mother pulled her away and she waved them a good-bye, "Bye short friend Hi-Eye!" she called back cheerfully.
With a vicious growl Hiei leapt over them and crashed down on the ground on his feet. He glared at the girl and woman before flexing out claws. He gripped the katana tightly and twisted it out, letting it shine in the glaring moonlight of the night while the mother screamed.
The little girl, not knowing what was going on screamed too and Hiei marched over to them, showing his dangerous demonic fangs. Grabbing the girl by her locks of hair, he pulled her up and slashed off her neck which came down to the ground and rolled down the street; eyes filled with horror and mouth agape in bewilderment.
"That's what you get for messing with me human," he sneered at the woman.
The woman burst to tears and took off running, blindly to a telephone booth or somewhere else, away from the mad-man. Hiei started laughing manically.
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"Hey Hiei," Yusuke called.
He was freaked out, finding Hiei standing on the street with a smirk planted on his face. He had begun to laugh and it had scared away the girl and mother. They had left after he began to space out. He didn't know Hiei would like Halloween this much! Hell, he didn't know Hiei would like it period.
Snapping awake and getting his eyes back into focus, Hiei sulked. It was only a dream. He didn't really kill the annoying human child. But at least it was a good dream. "Hey Hiei…I remembered something," Yusuke started suddenly.
Hiei snorted, "You, detective, actually remembered something? I didn't think that was possible considering you need a brain to remember," he said flatly.
Glaring Yusuke decided not to retort which was a first for him. Being the teen who didn't need more headaches because of him and Hiei fighting, Kurama was glad and urged him to continue with his idea. Kuwabara agree wholly.
"Well, Hiei's never actually trick-or-treated so let's get him to try at least once," Yusuke said and the others agreed, except of course, Hiei.
Being out numbered, he grumbled but other than that, did not complain further. They walked to a small sized house with a blue roof and the house was painted white. Ringing the doorbell, Kurama pushed Hiei up the steps and they all waited eagerly for the owner to come out.
"I'm coming, I'm coming," they heard a grumpy male's voice reply on the other side of the house.
The door opened and an over-weight man stepped out with a big bowl of candy. He snickered as he took a look at the trick-or-treaters, "So what do you say?"
Hiei huffed but didn't reply. Kuwabara nudged him in the back and he gritted his teeth, "Trick-or-treat."
The man laughed but turned serious, "Trick. Now go home, bunch-a-gay ass teens. Get a life," he grunted and slammed the door shut leaving three surprised spirit detectives and one grumpy one.
There was long silence as they all stood there on the porch.
"That could have gone better, huh?" Kuwabara managed to say and for once the others could agree with him.
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A/N: So was this chapter just as funny as the last? Thanks to the reviewers and comment on this chapter, thanks. Later people.