Disclaimer: Yeah u get the point I/we don't own naruto get over it already

After many useless hours of trying to explain to Lee the birds and the bees, they just gave up. He was completely and utterly hopeless on the subject.

Well, Gaara got pissed and grabbed Lee by the hand and led him to his home. When they finally got there, Gaara took Lee into Temari's room and dug under the mattress of her bed looking for something.

"Gaara-kun, what is this about? And what were they trying to say? I just don't get it. I mean… the guy tak… What's that?" he asked when he saw Gaara with a HUGE stack of books.

"These are Temari's books. Maybe this will help you to understand what we're talking about.

After a few hours of reading Temari's dirty books, Lee was fully blushing.

"Um… Gaara-kun. Why… This is… That can't possibly." He kept trying to think of what to say. "Um… why does Temari have such… graphic…books… about that jutsu?"

Gaara just face vaulted. "Well, you see sex is when a man and woman…" he stopped because Lee screamed.

"MY EYES!!!"

"Um… Lee. What's the matter?" Gaara said while trying to look at the book lee was waving around in his hand.

Gaara, of course got sick of playing catch-the-mother-fucknig-book-that-lee-is-trying-to-flinging-around game and had his sand take it out of Lee's hands. After a few pages, he had a thoughtful look on his face. He got many ideas from this book. What is this book you may ask. Well, it just so happened to be a yaoi manga. With pretty graphic scenes. 'Wonder what Temari's doing with this.' He thought.

"Um… Gaara. What is that?!" Lee shouted rubbing his eyes, muttering something that sounded like dirty books and that shouldn't go there.

Gaara threw the book back into Lee's lap and said "Well, Lee, this is called a yaoi manga. It has guys having sex with each other. As you can see, the guy sticks…" Lee screamed again and jumped out of the window to get away from the weird things that he was hearing all day.

By the end of the day, Lee was deeply confused. Apparently that onsen jutsu was sex. And apparently Gai-sensei was having this sex with Kakashi-sensei. He didn't know if he was disturbed or ok with this so-called "yaoi".

'Well, maybe that jutsu is just called "sex" as a cover. But, then, why is it in so many of Temari-chan's books? Maybe it's a really well known taijutsu move that Gai-sensei and everyone else knows! How could they not tell me?!!!' (sniffle sniffle). As Lee started crying, Sasuke was walking by. He seemed to be muttering about some stupid shinobi with silver hair and glasses, but Lee couldn't be sure because he was still bawling. Quite loudly, actually.

Meanwhile…miles away, Kabuto sneezed. "Someone must be talking about me." He muttered to himself. Stupid sneeze was interrupting an important interrogation.

"So…who is this whelp, Orochimaru-sama?" Kabuto said darkly, with an I-will-kill-you-in-your-sleep glare aimed at a white-haired boy with snake-like eyes.

"He's my long lost son!" Orochimaru squealed and glomped the boy, who was now smiling evilly at Kabuto.

'Must. Resist. Urge. To. Kill. Boy. Or… Wait. I know…I can always hire mercenaries to do the job. (smirk) Ku ku ku.'

Um… Back to Konoha…

While Lee was still deep in thought, many people were snickering because little did he know that he brought the yaoi manga with him and was sitting in his lap for the public to view. It was at this time Naruto came up to Lee and was all like "...o0...ok...hey i should try that one on Sasuke...SASUKE-TEME!!! GET YOUR ARROGANT ICE IMPALED BUTT OVER HERE!!" Naruto screamed trying to find his boyfriend.

IT was well into the night before Lee snapped out of his thoughts about what had happened. That is when Lee finally realized that...hey it was dark out he should go home and go to bed! 'Maybe this will all make sense in the morning' Lee thought hopefully.

When he got home was when he realized that he had taken the Yaoi book with him. "OMIGOSH! I should return this to Gaara's sister right away!"