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If you read this before I am fixing it because I really think it sucks so just disregard any bad puns or anything (I guess I was too excited when writing this before….)

Chapter 1

22-year-old Anika threw herself on her bed with a sigh.

"Oh, man I love this movie!" she said as the Pirates of the Caribbean title screen came on the screen. Anika was a total fanatic of the movie. (Like most of us at She would watch it every day after work not caring what anyone in her apartment thought.

Anika means "Beauty". And that is what she is, true beauty. She is very slim and has copper hair that is totally natural. She has apple green eyes with dark teal surrounding them. She can make any boy fall to their knees.

Just when lil' Liz came on screen, the TV paused.

"What! You load of junk! I am never going to buy TV at Wal-Mart AGAIN!" she said kicking the TV. After a hard kick, it started sucking her in. then everything went black.

In Port Royal…

Captain Jack Sparrow of the Black Pearl has docked in our ports. If anyone has any contact with this pirate, then please notify the authorities. He is a dangerous man who has committed the following:

Murder

Stealing

Destruction of a Navel Vessel

Mutiny

And many more crimes…

Thank you and God Bless

-Commendor Norrington

"News spreads fast here. I wonder how long it will be until he finds me?" Jack Sparrow mumbled to himself walking off towards the blacksmith shop.

"Like that would ever happen!" he laughed as he pushed the door open to find a small boy about 15 listening attentively as William Turner was talking to him about sword handling.

"Jack! What are you doing here!" he said giving his old friend a hug.

"'Ell I just decided to give me ol' friends their wedding gift. By the way, where is Mrs. Turner?" Jack said looking around the shop.

"Oh she is back at the house. Oh yes! Jack, this is my apprentice John. John, this is my old friend Jack." Will said pointing to the lonely looking red head behind him.

"Pleased to meet you, sir." John said respectfully. Jack looked curiously at the boy,

"Sir? Will what did ye do ta 'his poor boy! It is cap'tn, ye don't hav' ta act 'all polite n' stuff'." John looked up with excitement written all over his face.

"You mean Captain Jack Sparrow of the Black Pearl? You're my hero! You're the greatest pirate in the Caribbean!" (No pun intended) Jack's ego got the best of him,

"Yes, I'm Capt'n Jack Sparrow! It is nice ta her' people learn'n 'bout me!" he said with a broad smile. (Oh boy! The one thing you don't want to do is boost jack's ego!)

With Anika…

Anika slowly opened her eyes to find sand to her left, a town to her right, and water straight ahead.

"Uhh…where am I?" she said blinking rapidly from the intense UV light shining on her face. She got up from where she was lying and brushed off her jeans. She took off her sweatshirt to reveal a black T with a red eagle on it and the words "Born Free" above it. She also took off her sneakers and started to walk towards the town.

When she finally got to the small town after walking for what seemed like hours, she was shocked to see a bunch of people dressed from the 18 hundreds.

"Um…this is strange. Where the heck am I?" she asked.

"Port Royal…ya right. I must be in one of those weird towns in Connecticut or something." She said looking at a sign that "Dear Port Royal citizens…" She shrugged it off and went to hunt for a phone to call her roommate, Tiffany.

Meanwhile…

Jack said his goodbyes to Will and started to walk off towards the Turner's new house to see Elizabeth. He went about trying his best to remember Will's directions until he bumped into a strange looking girl. She had reddish hair and pants. Not what normal ladies would wear.

"Oh I'm sorry Mr.…. Johnny Depp?" she said when she saw his face. Her eyes widened like she had seen a ghost.

"Y—Have I wondered onto the Pirates of the Caribbean set? If I did I am so sorry! I just got lost and I am looking for a phone." Jack looked at the girl baffled,

"Luv, 'ho is t'is Johnny Dup person? I am Capt'n—"

"Jack Sparrow I know! Wait! So you don't know who Johnny Depp is? Ok…well I am looking for a phone…do you have one I can borrow?" she asked hope filled her voice. Jack was still confused,

"What the 'ell is a phone? And 'ow do ye know me name? Listen missy, ye aren't going to turn ol' Jacky in. right? No' be a good lil' girl and go 'ome!" he slurred. Now Anika was short for her age, but when some one called her a little girl, that got her mad.

"Ok, listen you excuse for a pirate! I am not a little girl! I am 22 years old! You aren't even a real pirate! They don't even exist anymore! This is the 21st century not get with the program, dude!" she yelled, making everyone around her run off.

"Shhh…luv! Don't blo' me cover! 'N it's ta 18th century. Pirates are still 'live! 'N ye are looking at ta great'st and most adorable pirate in the Caribbean!" he said covering her mouth and dragging her into an ally. He uncovered her mouth and pointed his sword at her.

"Now wha' be ye name?" he said. Anika was scared now. The 18th century! How did she there!

"I said wha' be ye name?" She got the courage finally to answer.

"A-Anika de Cormilia, Captain." She was trying her hardest to put on an innocent face. Because if that was the REAL captain Jack Sparrow, she knows that he won't hurt an innocent life unless he has to. She could see him breaking down from her act. He put down the sword, but put his hand firmly on her shoulder so she couldn't break loose.

"'Ere are ye from?"

"St. Augustine, Florida, America. I really don't know my history but have you heard of it." She said calmly now that the sword was away from her face.

"Aye, I've 'eard of It." he said suspiciously. She started inching away from Jack. He noticed and grabbed her wrist pulling her towards him. Jack looked down at her wrist and gasped,

"Where did ye get tha' scar?" he said pointing to a cresset moon and star engraved into her skin. She looked down too,

"I've had it as long as I can remember. Cool, huh? But it must've hurt a lot." Jack didn't say anything; he pulled her out of the alleyway and ran to the blacksmith shop.

"Where are we going?" she shouted, but she tripped and tumbled onto Jack, causing him to fall too. With a thump, the landed at the commendor's feet in a pile of arms and legs. Jack started to mumble something about 'hellcats' as Norrington put cuffs on them.

So do you like it! It is my longest chapter I have ever written! Whooooo ok well R&R!

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