"Ma what are you doing?" Dorothy asked Sophia as she walked into the family room from the kitchen. Dorothy is carrying a cup of coffee.
"What does it look like I'm sitting here farting." Sophie wisecracked as she farted loudly.
"MA!" Dorothy said shocked. "I can't believe you just did that. I thought you were being sarcastic." She couldn't' believe her own mother would actually fart in public.
"What is that sweet smell? Are you cooking Sophia?" Rose asked as she came from the nil.
"You could say that. Yea you could say that." Sophia said in an undertone. She farted loudly again.
"MA! Either stop it or go to the bathroom." Dorothy said irrigated.
"Why does Sophia have to go to the bathroom? Does she have to go?" Rose asked innocently as she sat down next to Sophia.
Sophia farted again. "Maybe I will go to the bathroom. Sorry about the noise." She got up and turned her butt to face Rose's face and let out a loud smelling fart.
"So that's well that sweet smelling smell came from." Rose said as she took a whiff of Sophia's fart.
Sophia turned around and Dorothy looked over at Rose. They both had an incredible look on their faces.
"Is she for real."? Sophia asked to no one in particle and turned back around and farted once again in Rose's face and than she walked out of the family room toward the bathroom.
"Oh Chuck. Don't do that." Blance looking around "at least not out here in public. Wait till we get inside the house." Tapping Chuck's nose seducing "It'll be worth the wait I promise."
"Oh Blance hurry and open the door before I forget myself and pull down my pants and draws and get at you." Chuck moaned.
Blance "You sly devil." Feeling her nipples harded. She put her key in the lock "It will be soon very soon now my darling." She opens the door.
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Chuck and Balance's faces turned beet red.
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"Uhmm on second hand Blance I'll see you later." Chuck said and he turned and left.
Blance shut the door but not before she heard Chuck start laughing uncollatable.
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"What on earth is making that sound." Blance asked Dorothy and Rose who were sitting on the couch.
"Just Ma. She is having an digestive problem today." Dorothy said.
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"I can hear that. But does she have to be so loud? Where is she anyway?" Blance asked as she sat down next to Rose.
"In her bathroom. Why don't we go out on the nil until Ma is fastened." Dorothy said.
"Why what is so wrong with being in here?" Rose asked innocently.
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"Rose; girl are you so stupid?" Blance said incredible.
Rose nodded her head.
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"Dorothy! I need to go to the hospital!" Sophie said as she walked out of the bathroom still farting.
"Ma! What is it? What is wrong?" Dorothy asked concernedly as she jumped up.
Sophie said as she was farting "It is just I am farting so much
today and now it won't stop. Something is wrong. I have to see a doctor about this." She walked to the front door and had her back to all three of the women and let out a long loud sweet smelling fart that vibrated off the walls.
"You are right Ma. Girls are coming also?" Dorothy turned to her
three friends.
Rose and Blance nodded and jumped up and all four of them left and got into Rose's car to go to the hospital.
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Dorothy drives like a crazy woman to get her Ma to the hospital.
"Dorothy I think I should have driven. You are a nervous wreck you are in continued to drive." Blance said nervously in the back seat as she and Rose untangled themselves from being pushed to get together from the last sharp turn.
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"Dorothy it is starting to hurt very bad." Sophia moaned.
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Dorothy didn't say anything she turned sharply in the emergency turn off to the hospital. She stopped the car and leaped out and yelled "HELP MY MA CAN'T STOP FARTING."
The two doctors one an elder and the other and first year resident had a shock look on their faces. The first year resident started laughing.
The elder doctor "Dr. Noah stop that this insistent. That is not professional and it is uncalled for."
Doctor Noah stopped laughing suddenly "I'm sorry Dr. Peterson. It won't happen again."
They both rush over to Sophia's side and opened the door.
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They both got a good riff of Sophie's loud sweet smelling fart.
"Get a wheelchair Dr. Noah." Dr. Peterson commanded.
Dr. Noah rushed to the nearest wheelchair. He rushed over with it. He helped Dr. Peterson help Sophia out of the car and into the wheelchair.
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Dr. Noah took the wheelchair in his hands and pushed Sophia to the E.R.'s sliding door with Dr. Peterson right behind him.
Blance took the keys form Dorothy's suddenly lifeless hands and moved to the driver's side.
Rose took Dorothy's hand and they walked into the E.R.