Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, but if I did there would be a lot more fluff.

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'Twas a sunny day in the Sengoku Jidai when a (blonde/red haired/brunette) woman with sparkling (blue/green/gold) eyes and a (pale/dark/golden) complexion emerged from the well and walked upon the medieval lands. Eyes wide in wonder and heart beating considerably faster than normal, she walked into the forest surrounding, watching everything around her, hoping this not to be a dream. As she meandered to the Goshinboku she nearly gasped, startled by a beautiful head of hair on a just as lovely boy sitting underneath, and felt an overwhelming urge to touch those strange ears…

"Who the HELL are YOU?"

And she found herself facing another girl, almost as tall and nowhere near as beautiful, intelligent, or charming. She was wearing a school girl's outfit and a large scowl.

"Sue Mari" Her response was simple. The girl groaned. The boy glanced at the two, well aware of what was going on, and stuck out his tongue.

"Hey, Kagome, this one's even prettier than the last o-"

"Osuwari!"

And he was eating dirt. Sue looked at them, confused, amused, and flattered. Grinning, she walked up to the strange boy who had just managed to get up and gazed into his eyes, directing her face closer and closer towards him, lips reaching ever nearer… he laughed.

"Wow, this is by the far the most forward one we've had. Normally they show off a bit first." Kagome nodded in agreement.

And with little ceremony, the boy picked her up with surprising strength and carried her to the well from which she'd emerged, and lifted her over it. The girl spoke.

"We don't need your kind here, you know. We're pretty good without miraculous super powers. Please don't come back."

And the next thing she knew she was back in (insert your country here), wondering which fandom she'd invade next.