Disclaimer: Sure I own it. I'm ASP, and I secretly go on and write fanfiction of what I was too lazy to put into the show. (that was sarcasm so you know, for those of you gettting the pitchforks ready)
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For Her
Two days before the dance marathon, she bought him a fruity outfit to wear.
Why was he doing this?
By the actual day, people stared in wonderment at how Lorelai hooked him into this.
By hour 2, Lorelai's threatening to hurt him if he didn't give her coffee.
"Luke, it's 6 in the morning. Do you see this pretty face? If you want the pretty, and the standing, and the breathing to continue, you will give me coffee."
He rolls his eyes. "No."
"Luuuuukkkkeee!"
By hour 4, she's begging him to flip her.
"Come on, flip me!"
"Are you insane?"
"One cartwheel."
"The last time you tried a cartwheel, you broke a limb."
"Ahhh, but I brought down the annoying pretzel chick as well. Maybe I could take down Kirk with me."
By hour 5, her stomach is growling loud enough for everyone to hear, and Taylor won't stop yelling at them through his megaphone.
By hour 7, her bobbing head against his chest is driving him insane, and she won't stop mumbling about The Godfather
By hour 11, he's tripped Kirk and earned a penalty by a very annoyed Taylor.
By hour 12, he's threatened her with no coffee for conviniently "forgetting" to tell him about the runaround.
"I'm sorry! I block this part out every year."
"No coffee, ever again!"
"Noooo Luke, I'm sorry!"
By hour 14, she's standing on his feet, swaying with him as she pesters him to tell her jokes.
"Tell me a joke." She sleepily mutters.
"No."
"Why not?"
"I don't know any."
"Lukkeee..." she sleepily drawls. He sighes.
"Knock knock."
Lorelai pauses, then giggles.
By hour 15, Taylor is muttering about his times as a magician, Andrew's stormed angrily off the floor, and Lorelai is sleepily asking for coffee.
"Coffee?"
"No."
She waits. "Coffee?"
"Geez Lorelai."
By hour 18, Rory's gone home and Lorelai's entangled in his arms, dead tired and babbling incoherently about previous dance marathons.
By hour 20, Lorelai's a little perkier, excitedly talking about the big (very big, huge!) trophy.
"I'm serious, this thing's huge! Have you seen it?"
"Yes." He replies, tired.
"Oh ho ho, you are going to LOVE it. It's big, and shiny, and I can't wait to win it." She smiles thoughtfully. "I wonder if Kirk will cry."
By hour 21, she's down again, and muttering about "Ho-Ho", and he (can't believe it, but yes!) is pouring coffee down her throat to keep her awake (not to mention standing)
"Stupid Ho-Ho."
"Lorelai..." He tried to hold her in his arms and make coffee at the same time, but this was turning out to be a problem. He picked up the cup of coffee and held it up to her. "Take some coffee." She definitely needed to wake up.
"No." She groaned, a pout coming to her face. "I don't want any."
He pulled her up as she started slipping to the ground, but she sank back down, dropping her head onto his stomach. He never thought he'd hear those words. "Lorelai..." He swept the cup of very strong coffee under her nose and she straighten, her eyes opening a little.
"Coffee...?" She asked in confusion.
By hour 23, she's snapped her heel and has him running around for glue while she's barely standing from a lack of day's sleep.
By hour 24, he's wondering about why he agreed to this in the first place as Lorelai shoves her finger in Kirk's face. She drags him around the floor to the Rocky theme song, hoisting the big (huge, shiny!) trophy in the air.
Why is he doing this again?
Lorelai presses a sweet kiss against his cheek, wrapping her arms around his chest.
Oh yeah. For her.
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