This chapter I'm going to call candy shop. Tell me what you think.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Invader Zim and never will. I also don't own 50 cent's
Candy Shop.
This is a guy to guy fic. If you don't like that, kindly go back. You have been warned.
Sorry for any mispelling
'Nope.' with a slight shake of his head Zim thought. 'Still the same shit-hole from last year.'
So he had been in the school ground for less the 5 minutes and half of the school population has already offer to bear his
children. And Zita been the leader of the pack was right next to him, trying to be the most sexiest thing ever. And it will NEVER
and I do mean NEVER- EVER was it going to work. She look a leech trying to do nasty things or when you imagen your
Grandma trying to do a strip tease. YUK! 'Zita look worst then last year! Look at those hideous zits! Wait, are those even zits?'
"So...Zim-honey? How was your summer vacation?" Zita ask push cleavage upward to his face, through her already see-through
tank top. "Did you miss me? You did didn't you?"
Zim rolled his eyes at her. Of course any boy would have been please to see this kind of action from any girl, even him. However,
Zita was the skool slut. There hasn't been one boy (expect for him) or teacher or even girl, that she hasn't fuck with. This girl
probable gets more ass then a toilet seat. 'I wouldn't be suprise if that was true.' Signing he look at her and with the best fake smile
he could master and said...
"Yes Zita, I had a good vacation and you know how lovely it is to see you again." not really answering her question, not that she would
notice anyway. He turn toward the school and walk away.
There was a gasp from Zita before she erupted in to giggles. She grin as the other girls pouted and cry in jealousy for her
triumph.
"See! We're already going steady and he's going to ask me out." she giggle again from the colletive groans. "And it's only a matter
of time before I become Mrs...unhh, Mrs...Zim! Yes! Mrs. Zita Zim. That has a nice ring to it don't you agree?"
"No! I don't agree Mrs. Zit-face. I happen to know, that you and Zim aren't going steady or that he is even your boyfriend." a girl
said as the crowd broke apart to make room as she walked by.
Zita growled, clench her teeth together. 'That little bitch!'
Maya stop in front of her with a hand on her hip. She unlike Zita, was known as the Lady Marmalade. She was little taller then
Zita and reach Zim about mid-chest. She was a fine package that could catch anyone's eye. Had a plain belly with a piecing
and long black coal hair that reach her mid-back. She was tan and made her green-eyes stand out more. Her title was
given because of how she dresses and her ever so great mouth. (A/N: You know what I mean. Wink,wink)
"Stay out of this Maya! You're just jealous that you're not with Zim. Beside don't you have somewhere else to be? Like kissing the
teacher ass or crawling into a hole or something? Mmmmh?" Zita look at up and down with distaste.
"I don't know, don't have you have someone to fuck with. Like the skool jockey or the janitor again?" Maya smirked at her
remark.
"Ooooohs" and "Bitch fight" could be heard through out the on lookers around them. Some of the people around stop whatever
they were doing to see. Some of the boys were making bets to see who rips the others shirt off first. Unfortunetly a teacher saw
this and broke it up.
"Break it up! Break it up! It not even the first hour of the skool year and you two are at each others. Now get to class, the bell is
about to ring." he said.
Riiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg
The bell rang and the on looker walked to the skool entrace. Maya and Zita shot each other one last hatefull glare before walking
their separate ways.
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Zim had just come out of the main office with his new schedule. 'New schedule my ass. I got Ms. Bitter again!'
Over the years, sinces his 4 grade class, Zim has had Ms. Bitter for almost his entire skool life. Even now in High Skool, she manage
to get him. And he was almost on his last year! (A/N: Zim has one more year to go before he graduate. That spooky)
Walking through the hallway, everyone step out of his way and only sign dreamly as he pass by. As he walk, he couldn't
help but notice the photos and posters on the locker door of people. There were most about "Him". One of the best
super model in the world. They know him as The Light. He was one of the most sexiest thing and everyone wanted to see him
in person. He couldn't really blame the humans for there wanting over The Light. He was pretty damn hot stuff. And he was an
alien! (A/N: By the way Zimmy has picture of The Light under his bed and in bathroom. Nasty, nasty, Zimmy)
Sliping into his homeroom, he waited for his classmates to arrive. He glance to the teacher's desk at the front of the room. 'Yup, Ms.
Bitter still here. Oh what a wonderful year this will be.'
Sometime later the class was full and no one dare to breath for fear of Ms. Bitter. (A/N: She still the same. There is something wrong
there about that.) Her eyes twich as she scand the room, finally she spoke.
"Welcome back to your misrable dooooom, children. For another year closer to your horrible doooom adult lives. Now turn to page
17 of your history dooom books, while I read it out loud." she narrowed her eyes, daring someone to disobey her.
No one dare to disobey her. Turning to the page assign, Mrs. Bitter read out load.
"1856 DOOM was there and here. (Points to map) And where Sip head is, DOOOM was there. And where Sor..."
Zim block her out, knowing the speech she was about to make. About doom, it's always about doom. 'I should have blowen up
this forsaken planet long ago.' Ms. Bitter drag on and on about doom and how it will destroy us all. What seem for hours but
were only 25 minutes (A/N: Zim has a two hour class with her.) did she stop because of a knock on the door.
'Whoever that is should get a medal for shuting her up for a moment.' Zim thought.' Or at least key to the city.'
"Come in!" Ms. Bitter holler.
The knob turn and in came the best thing Zim has ever seen. He wasn't the only one, the whole class gasp at the sight before them.
From head to toe, this creature seem to have it all. His lean body was a sight to behold. Tall, pale, and black hair stood 'The Light'.
"Hi my name is..." He was cut off by the shout as one of scream.
"OH. MY. GOD! IT THE LIGHT AND HIS WHOLE BODY PERFACTION!" the girl screamed again and fainted.
Other girls (and along with some boys) fainted too. Screams, giggling, and whispering could be heard around the class with the
few who were still conscious. Zim didn't play a part of it, he was way too busy staring at the boy in front of him. He had long midnight
black hair, that reach to his mid-tights. And pale creamy skin with honey gold eyes.(A/N: He still has glasses but smaller wire ones.)
And was tall, about 6"3. He was skinny and lean but with a slight muscular body. On his belly buttom was a belly piecing.
He wore tight blue jeans and beige llama color wife belly beater. And a pair a boots with five silver buckles. (A/N: I almost forgot,
he still have that scythe thing on his head but a little longer.)
"Well that my nickname but my really name is Dib. Dib Membrane and am a new student here." Dib said with a small smile.
"Well Dib or The Light whatever, take your doooooom seat next to Sip, SIP rise your hand!" Ms. Bitter barked.
Sip still staring at the beauty before him, weakly rised his hand. Dib move to the desk on Sip's left, carefull of the bodies on the
floor. Putting his bag on the ground,his took a text book for inside his desk.
"Excuse me? But what page are you on?" sweetly ask Dib
Sip was still staring at him with drool coming out of his mouth. Dib's voice broke him from his spellbound. (A/N: More like La,la,land.
You know what I mean.)
"It's...ummmmh...page 1..17." Sip said shuttering a little, he face's becoming flush.
"Thanks." Dib Replaid.
"Now children! We will continue this dooooom skool work as planed. And were that tree outside is was doom there before. And
were those birds are doooo..."
Dib turned her out as he look at the window next to him. It was a really beautiful day, perfect for the shoot they were going
to take outside in the playground this afternoon. He was so space out he didn't notice the april mist color eyes that study him.
Or the hungry smirk that play with the owner of said eyes.
'This will be a wonderfull year after all.' Zim thought as he driffed off to La,la,land.
In La,la,land...
The classroom was emtpy, only he sat on his desk in the lone room. Ms. Bitter was nowhere in sight. Suddently the shades
wen down and music starts to play.
Welcome to the Candy shop.
Yah,Huh,so seductive
I take you to the cady shop
I'll let you lick a lollypop
Go ahead girl, don't you stop.
The door opens and Dib comes in. Zim jaws hit the floor when he see what Dib is wearing. He has a above the belly red jacket and
a pair of red mini short. And a small golden rings chain on top of it. Red furry boots and a red cap with the NY symbol in white.
(A/N: If you need to see how it look like, go to 50 cent Candy shop music video. The girl with the short red jacket where I base Dib's
cloths on.) He walk to Ms.Bitter's desk and throw everything on the floor. He then jump on the desk, giving Zim a great veiw of his
ass.
Keep going til'l you hit the spot, woooo
I take you to the candy shop
(Yah) get a taste of what I got (Huh)
I'll have you spend all you got
(Come on) keep going til'l you hit the spot, woooo
Gently, Dib sway his hip from side to side. Turning around he faces Zim, as he started dancing to the music on the desk.
(A/N: He's dancing like the girl in the red jacket.) He twisted, bend, did so much sexy movement it was unbelieve. Zim felt his pants get
tighter as he watch Dib dance. Only one thought ran through his mind. 'Damn this human was well fed .' Dib turn around and brought himself
down, his ass almost touching the desk.
You can have it your way
How do you what it?
Your gonna back that thing up
or should I push up on it?
Temperature riseing, o.k let's go to the
next level. Dance floor jam pack
How does the tea-kettle
I break it down for you now baby it's simple
If you be (Gap) and I be (gap)
In the hotle or in the back of a rental
In the beach, on the park, is whatever you whental
Dib got down from the desk to the floor and went to Zim. Putting one of his fingers in his mouth, he stuck on it. Pulling it in and
out of his mouth. Zim wiggle in his sit, trying and praying to the Tallest that he wouldn't lose control. Dib's was making it very hard on doing
that. And that wasn't the only thing he was making hard, his pants felt like the would brust any moment now.
'I must keep control. I must keep control. Oh for the dear Tallest I must keep fucking Control!' Zim kept chanting in his head and he
wasn't sure if could keep it up for long.
Got the magic stick, am the love doctor
When you finish treating your behind
Sprang I got you, when you show me you
can work it, no problem get on top
And get your bounce around like a low rider
I'm a season vet when it comes (Gap)
After you work up a sweat, you can play with it
Am trying to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your (gap) not in your hands
I take you to the Candy Shop
I'll let you lick a lollypop
go ahead girl, do you stop
Keep going til'l you hit the spot, woooo
(A/N: Am going to have to cut it short the song short here. I'm playing it by ear and am not good with slang.
Besides Invader Zim is about to start.)
While dancing, Dib came up to Zim and sat on lap. Back to chest, hip to pelvise, and so on. Dib open his legs and put both
of his arms around the back of Zim's neck. Slowly, he lower one to open his jacket. Taking it off, he turn and lower himself to the floor.
He put both of his hands on Zim's Tights and spread his legs open. Looking at the tent on Zim's pants, he lower his head and nuzzled
it. Looking back up to Zim, he smirk and unbutton his pants. Lowering his head, he went closer to his prize and gently blew warm
air on it. Almost in his mouth...
"Now Children, turn to page 629 on your lab books." the sound of Ms.Bitter voice woke him up from the best dream of his life!
Silently he growled at her. 'Why did she have to open that human-hole of her's?' Looking around he saw the cause of his desire
looking through his book. 'I must try and make amends with him. And maybe alittle more later.' Right now he has a problem to
take care of. He rised his hand.
"Ms.Bitter, can I go to the bathroom?"
End chapter here, whatever.
This one is a little longer and I hope you like it.
The song by 50 cent, was hearing and trying to write what I could make out.
Anyway am tire and have a dance coming up, so it's going to take time of me to write.
Anyway lots of love.
Silver Rose Fox.
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