Another colab with Kite1763! ♥
I don't know if any of you are familiar with The Degrassi Song, but this is it, .hack//GU style! XD
Disclaimer: We don't own .hack//GU or The Degrassi Song :(
Once upon a time there was a game called The World
and the people who played it were all computer nerds
except for one little boy, and his name was Kuhn
People pushed him around until he turned into a prick,
And took a gun, took a gun, took a very big gun
to The World, to have himself a little bit of fun
and BANG shot Yata, and pointed it at Shino
with Nala in the way, oh, what a big dilemma.
But then Kuhn died, and everything was fine
except Atoli's kinda freakin out cause Sakaki lost his mind,
and proposed at a party with his puppy dog eyes
but Atoli refused, and what a big surprise,
When he cried like a baby, and went back to his hotel
and fucked up the room, and stuck Zelkova with the bill;
Then he went to a wedding, and acted like a whore
then he kicked Zelkova'ss ass, and then he cried a little more
Hey, remember back when Haseo and Ovan were going out?
and Ovan was doing good, but then began to doubt
that his little stack of dimes could measure up to Sakaki's,
when he saw it in the locker room between Sakaki's legs,
So in order to get him out of his romantic slump
Some beast guy gave him a magic penis pump
but Haseo found out, and to make matters worse
it turned out that Piros 3rd used it first.
Well Silabus got raped, and Endrance is gay
Gabi gets boners and farts all day
Azure Orca is a dork, and Balmung is too
Matsu's got cancer up the wazoo
Pi's on her own, Azure Kite likes to cut
Saku is a bitch, and Haseo is a slut
Gaspard's kinda whiny, and Bo got hit
Hiragi doesn't ever seem to do jack shit.
.hack is my favorite thing,
when the theme song plays I always have to sing.
I hope that it never goes off the air,
I'd even miss Ovan's glasses
And for the record, I love Ovan's glasses ♥
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