"I said no." Sasuke gritted between his teeth as Naruto hauled his third bag into Sasuke's living room.

"Where's my room going to be?" Naruto asked as he glanced around the living room as if the answer would reveal its self.

"In the gutter. You are not living here, Naruto." Sasuke clinched his fists.

Naruto sat down on the couch, "So far I've listened to all your selfish requests. You barge into my place demanding to be fucked, then you refuse my help, and then you come back requesting my help. And you've got stipulations for it, 'oh you can help protect the kid but you can't be part of his life' well that's not how it's going to work. So here's the deal. You're pregnant and you need protection. I'm going to protect what's partially mine." Naruto's gaze stopped on Sasuke's stomach. "And the best way to do that is to be where you are. So I'm staying here. Now, where's my room?"

Sasuke tried not to act surprised by Naruto's speech. He shook his head, there was no arguing with Naruto. "Third door to the left."

"Is that next to your room?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes, "Hell, why don't you just stay in the room with me?"

"Good idea."

"It was sarcasm." Lies, you want him. Sasuke shook his head.

"Where's your room?"

"Naruto…"

Naruto was already down the hall opening and closing doors in his exploration for Sasuke's room.

Sasuke sighed and sat down on the couch.

"I found it!" Naruto sang from down the hallway.

Sasuke growled and stood up. He had to get out. So he headed out the door and down the street.

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Orochimaru narrowed his eyes, "What do you mean we should wait?"

Kabuto shrugged, "It's too late for you to fertilize the egg. And now Sasuke's pregnant. If we take him right now the stress it'll cause him could make him lose the baby. Tsunade will make sure the baby's safe. After all, it's her egg."

"What of Itachi? What's he after?"

Kabuto pushed his glasses back up on his nose, "Maybe he thinks that since Naruto is the father he can use the baby as bait to get Naruto to give up Kyuubi. Or maybe he just wants to pick on his brother."

"Sasuke could care less about the kid." Orochimaru waved the idea away with his hand. "He'd kill it before Itachi could use it against him."

Kabuto smiled, "Yes, but would he kill it if it meant losing Naruto?"

Orochimaru gave a sadistic grin, "You have a plan?"

"Of course."

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Naruto stepped back and examined Sasuke's now redecorated room. Well, it wasn't really redecorated as much as it was littered with Naruto's clothes. Naruto smiled and headed out into the living room. He had heard the front door slam earlier, so he assumed Sasuke had stormed out in a fit. He plopped down on the couch and his grin widened. Good, he planned to make Sasuke's life miserable until he accepted the fact that he had a family now, whether he wanted one or not.

He hadn't been on the couch for five minutes when Sasuke stomped into the house. The door slammed behind him and pictures fell off the wall. Sasuke stopped and looked at Naruto, "Don't speak. Don't follow." He headed off to his bedroom.

Naruto waited patiently for Sasuke's reaction, he was sure it wouldn't be a quiet one. Sasuke stepped out of his bedroom and walked over to the couch. Naruto stood up, prepared to argue.

Sasuke's eyes scanned Naruto's body, and without a word he pressed his lips against Naruto's. Naruto's body stiffened, but after the initial shock he growled and managed to push Sasuke away from him. "What the hell do you think you're doing!"

Sasuke stepped back and wiped his mouth. He immediately regretted his decision. His penis was throbbing and hard, and he could hardly think of anything else.

"I was kissing you, you moron."

Naruto crossed his arms, "And what makes you think I want to kiss you?"

"What?"

"I don't want you."

Sasuke blushed. He hadn't taken into consideration the fact that Naruto would refuse him. Sasuke glanced away. He knew he was blushing, whether it was from anger or embarrassment, he didn't know. He hadn't taken into consideration that Naruto would turn him down.

Sasuke turned back towards his room but Naruto ran in front of him.

"Why do you keep choosing me? I understood the first time…I think. Tsunade explained it. But why now? Any girl out there would die to kiss you."

Sasuke refused to look Naruto in the eyes. He didn't want to play this game anymore. He just wanted to go to bed and wake up and find out all of this was just a bad dream. He had stepped outside to get away from Naruto and "the baby", but it hadn't worked too well. He ran into Neji, who after one glance seemed to notice a separate life force in his stomach. So now both Hyuugas knew, as did everyone who was around when Neji made his comment. He shook the memory away and tried to sidestep Naruto.

But Naruto was damn persistent. "Well?"

"I don't know. I don't know anything anymore." He stepped into his bedroom, leaving Naruto to do whatever it was that Naruto did. He fell down on his bed. He grabbed a pillow and then stopped when he noticed it was a black cat pillow. He looked around his room and saw several of Naruto's stuff. Of course of the 10 rooms he had, Naruto would choose his room. Sasuke snarled and twisted the pillow. He was full of frustration, sexual and normal. He threw the pillow at the door just as it opened.

Naruto grabbed the pillow and stepped into the room. "I don't care if you're pregnant or not. You'll quit demanding sex from me…after tonight."

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. Naruto pulled off his shirt as he spoke, "After this we get you a freaking dildo." The shirt landed on the floor.

Sasuke stared at the discarded shirt. This was pity sex. That's not what he wanted. He looked up at Naruto to tell him so, but his mouth went dry when he saw Naruto had already shed all his clothes.

"I'm interested in seeing how you look naked when you're not wet."

All thoughts went out the window. Sasuke stood up and fought with his belt to get his shorts off. Naruto sighed and walked over and slapped Sasuke's hands away.

"We do it at my pace this time." He pulled Sasuke's hands above his head and pulled up his shirt, and then kneeled and unhooked Sasuke's belt and watched his shorts fall to the ground. Naruto pulled Sasuke's boxers down and smirked. "You're starting to get a bit of a belly."

Sasuke looked down at his erection. He didn't care about his stomach.

Naruto ran his hand over Sasuke's stomach and watched the muscles contract. Sasuke huffed and pulled Naruto's hand away. He wasn't in the mood to be treated like a pregnant person. "Naruto I just want…"

Naruto glared at him, "I told you, we do this my way, or no way at all. Now put your hands at your sides and let me do this."

Sasuke put his hands at his side, "But I thought you didn't know how to…"

"I've been studying." Naruto said with a bit of blush on his cheeks.

Sasuke was about to make a comment when Naruto moved his head down and licked Sasuke's erection. Sasuke stilled himself, even though he wanted nothing more than to jerk. "This is your…education in action?"

Naruto stood up, "I learned a little. Where's your lube?"

Sasuke looked around his messy room. "I don't know."

"I think I saw it…" Naruto dug into a pile near the door. "Here it is." He held it up triumphantly and stepped back over to Sasuke.

"I learned about lube."

"Oh?"

Naruto poured some on his fingers. "I get to do it this time. Spread your legs."

Suddenly, Sasuke felt really self-conscious. "I can go and…"

Naruto started to walk towards the bedroom door. Sasuke sighed, "Okay." He spread his legs wide apart and stood waiting for whatever Naruto had planned.

Naruto grinned and crawled down under Sasuke, he then laid down and flipped around so he was on his back staring up at everything Sasuke had to offer.

"Great view." He muttered as he reached up his hand and ran his finger up against Sasuke's opened hole. Sasuke closed his eyes and grunted as a finger pushed up inside him.

"It's still tight." Naruto narrated. "It's like it wants my finger and won't let it go. What a greedy ass." He chuckled.

"Get that from some porno?" Sasuke growled as he tried to get used to the finger inside him.

Naruto pulled the finger in and out, and after the resistance subsided he stuck in another finger. He heard Sasuke grunt above him. Naruto played in and out a few more times and then removed his fingers completely. "Kneel."

Sasuke sighed and kneeled above Naruto. Naruto ran a hand down Sasuke's pale back. "I don't think I've ever seen you from this side. Sasuke turned his head so he could look back at Naruto's face. "You have ugly feet."

Naruto quickly poured the remaining lube on his erection. "Ride me." Naruto muttered. Sasuke sighed and positioned himself. He felt Naruto's hot head pressing up against him. He took a deep breath and slid a little ways down. He could feel his ass muscles stetching, trying to accommodate Naruto's width. He closed his eyes and winced as he willed himself the rest of the way down. He was glad he was facing Naruto's feet. He didn't want him to see the expression of pain on his face.

Naruto wrapped his hands around Sasuke's waist and lifted him up and down his erection. Sasuke gasped as the pain finally subsided. One of his hands strayed forward and wrapped around Sasuke's erection. Sasuke froze as the new feelings shot up into him. Naruto stopped thrusting and began to simply stroke Sasuke's penis. Sasuke moaned. "Naruto…this is…much better than last time."

Naruto grinned and moved his hand away. He heard Sasuke growl above him. He began thrusting again. "If you want off, do it yourself."

"What?"

Naruto leaned up and pulled down on Sasuke's hair. He pulled his head back far enough that he could kiss him. Sasuke felt Naruto's tongue enter his mouth, while at the same time Naruto's penis worked his other entrance. Naruto grabbed Sasuke's hand and dragged it to his erection. He wrapped both their hands around it and stroked. Sasuke moaned into Naruto's mouth. His body jerked forward into the hands, and downwards onto the cock. He whimpered at the overwhelming sensations.

Naruto broke the kiss, "Better?"

Sasuke leaned his head back on Naruto's shoulder and let out a moan and shuddered as his orgasm hit. Naruto's hand dug into Sasuke's side as he let out a whimper and came as well.

"Well?" Naruto asked breathlessly.

Sasuke wiped the sweat off his forehead. "Yeah."

Itachi turned away from the window, feeling aroused and disgusted at the same time. "Looks like I'll have to kill his teammates after all." He looked over at Kisame.

Kisame licked his lips, "And then can I have your brother? I can think of all sorts of big things to shove up inside of…"

"Kisame, I want you to go recruit some help. We're going to do this in the most painful way possible. And after he's broke, you can do whatever you want to him."