I'm sorry this took so long to update. I didn't really know where to take the story for a long time. But I didn't forget it, and now I've got ideas again. I hope everyone's still going to read and review. I won't go this long without an update again, pinky swear!

Sasuke woke up and noticed the arm wrapped around him and pressed against his stomach. He snickered and pushed Naruto's hand away. He felt Naruto shift behind him, "What's your problem?" He asked with sleep filled words.

Sasuke pushed himself out of the bed, "You really need to get your own room."

Naruto raised his arms above his head and in an erotic exhibit he arched his back and stretched. Sasuke felt the blood rush south of his body. "You're naked." He muttered.

Naruto looked over, "So are you."

Sasuke unconsciously licked his lips.

"We're going shopping today." Naruto flipped out of the bed and tried to ignore Sasuke.

"For what?" He was suspicious.

Naruto only flashed him a grin, "I'm going to the shower. Don't follow me you pervert."

Sasuke snickered. He was the one with lube and cum up him. Figures Naruto would be selfish. He tried not to think about it as he grabbed a robe and slipped it around him. He remembered Naruto's comment from last night and looked down at himself, seeing if he really did have a belly. He felt his stomach with his hands, he was as tone as he ever was. "Bastard, just had to slip a comment about the baby into it."

He lay back down on the bed trying to forget what happened last night. But he could remember everything. He could remember Naruto turning him down, again. Maybe he wanted Naruto more than Naruto wanted him. He sighed. But then Naruto had said he had been studying right?

(BREAK)

Naruto had just finished washing the soap off his body when it happened. The lufa fell from his hands as he fell to his knees. He grabbed his stomach and winced. "Oh gods, why right now?" He looked down at his stomach and watched as the swirls of the Kyuubi seal became visible on his body.

As soon as the pain stopped another feeling overcame him. His skin began to tingle and his erection came to life. Naruto closed his eyes, trying not to give into Kyuubi's temptations.

"DO IT."

Naruto's eyes widened. Kyuubi was talking to him. "I don't feel like it, you dumb fox."

An even stronger flood of desire washed over him. Naruto let out a whimper and clinched the sides of the tub with his hands to keep them away from his body. He wasn't sure why Kyuubi wanted him to masturbate so much, but he wasn't going to give him what it wanted. There was something sinister in the feelings running through him. "Forget it, I won't do it." He managed to stand up, and then turned the hot water off, allowing the cold water to brush over his body.

(BREAK)

Naruto stepped back into his room with a blue towel wrapped around his body.

Sasuke looked over, "That was fast."

"You didn't come in."

"You told me not to follow."

Naruto crossed his arms, "It was a hint, jackass."

Sasuke gave Naruto an annoyed look, "And how the hell was I supposed to know that? You're so freaking hot and cold. I can't ever figure it out." He blushed as he realized what he had just said.

But he was surprised when Naruto didn't smirk in some superior way. In fact, he just kind of scowled, "You're right. Well, I'll help you out, if you want it at all this week, you could probably get it, only because I can't control it. After this week though, I won't touch you."

Sasuke wasn't sure how to take the blunt statement. "Why this week?"

Naruto unwrapped his towel. A strange mark was visible on his stomach. Sasuke narrowed his eyes. That mark hadn't been there when they woke up. And it looked like a seal of some kind. "What is that?"

Naruto wrapped the towel around him again. "I uh…I guess I should tell you. I'm the Kyuubi's container."

"Kyuubi? That fox that killed the fourth?"

"Yeah. And uh…some of his more animalistic desires get to me. He gets kind of horny for about a week out of every month."

"You're in heat?" Sasuke snickered.

Naruto blushed, "The seal was visible when we did it a month ago."

Sasuke paled, "And what does that mean?"

"That it was really hard to try to turn you down." When Naruto saw the cold glare Sasuke gave him, he knew his joke wasn't appreciated, "And…it means that it might not just be my genes…" He stopped when Sasuke stood up.

Sasuke walked closer to Naruto until they were almost touching noses, "You waited this long to tell me I might have a monster's spawn growing inside me?"

Naruto knew a rhetorical question when he heard one, so he did nothing but nod.

He thought he heard Sasuke hiss before he stepped out of the bedroom and into the bathroom.

Sasuke slammed the bathroom door shut. He had been concerned back when he thought the most the baby would get was his eyes and Naruto's unbelievable stamina. But now that he knew Kyuubi was involved, it made the kid even more dangerous. There was no way he could let it live now. As if the baby knew what he was thinking, he felt his stomach churn.

"Damn it." Sasuke turned on the water in the bathtub.

(BREAK)

Sasuke stared at the back of Naruto's head as he pranced in front of him. It was definitely a prance, one of those, 'I won' type of prances. He glared harder, wondering if he really could create a hole.

"We're not done with that conversation." He reminded Naruto on hopes he would quit acting so damn pleased with himself. It failed.

"Yeah, later. Right now, we're shopping."

Sasuke looked around him. They weren't in Konoha anymore. It was a little place outside of town. One that Tsunade wouldn't appreciate them going to, especially at night.

"It has to die." He didn't feel like waiting until later, but it at least got Naruto to quit bouncing.

Naruto didn't turn around to look at him though. Instead he seemed to look at something in the distance, "I said later."

"Where are we going?"

"We're almost there."

Sasuke watched the buildings. They were in the bad part of town now. Naruto finally stopped in front of a worn down little store called "Bunny Cage."

"What's this?"

"Come on." Naruto opened the door and a pale purple light poured out. He could feel the base from the trance music inside. "Is this a club?"

Naruto stepped inside so Sasuke followed. They stepped down a long purple lit corridor until they reached a large red door. Naruto didn't say anything as he opened it and went inside. Sasuke followed and stopped the second his eyes adjusted to the flashing lights.

It wasn't a normal club, Sasuke knew that right away. Groups of people were having sex all over the place, on tables and chairs, in the corner and on the middle of the floor. He could hear the moans and dirty talk through the trance music.

He was so overwhelmed by the place that when he felt someone grab his hand, he raised his other one to punch them. Luckily it was Naruto, and he had an easy enough time blocking it, "Relax." Naruto grabbed a hold on Sasuke's hand and lead him through the crowd.

"What are we doing here?"

"I told you, shopping."

"For what? Hookers?"

Naruto lead them to another door, and this time when Naruto opened it there was the typical florescent lighting. Sasuke walked inside and almost wished to go out to the orgy when he saw where he was. "It's a porn store."

Naruto didn't let go of his hand as he dragged Sasuke across the room to a wall. From top to bottom were different types of dildos and butt plugs, and anything else anyone could imagine shoving up themselves.

"What…"

"I told you last night that we needed to get you a dildo. So pick one."

"This? THIS…is what we came shopping for?"

Naruto nodded his head, "After you pick one we can always go out there and try it out."

"No."

"Then pick one before I get bored and go out there."

Sasuke eyed the wall, there was no way he could seriously browse for a dildo. Especially with Naruto beside him. "You come here a lot?"

"Of course not! I just heard about it."

"I don't need one of these."

Naruto seemed to ignore him as he reached out and grabbed a box off the wall. "Five different speeds. Think the vibration matters when it's up your ass?"

Sasuke blushed.

"Hey it glows in the dark." He scowled as if in deep thought, "But nobody is going to see it glowing if it is up your…"

"Stop saying that."

"Let's get it."

"I won't use it."

"It's neon green."

"I don't care."

Naruto sighed and glanced around them. Nobody seemed to be near. "Sasuke, I have this feeling that something bad will happen if we have sex while my seal is visible."

"What type of bad?"

Naruto chuckled a bit, "It doesn't matter. Just take this, and if you get horny, use it. Because if you come after me I don't know if I'll have the willpower to say 'no' right now."

Sasuke sighed, "Fine. Don't want to get pregnant again."

Naruto ignored the sarcasm, "Great."

(BREAK)

Gaara's head snapped up. He could feel the Kyuubi container somewhere close by. He scowled, "What are you doing so far away from home?"

Naruto sighed as he looked around the village. He had never actually visited Gaara at his home before. He looked up and smiled, "And here I thought I was going to find you."

Gaara stepped out of the alley way, "Lost?"

"Not anymore. I came to talk to you."

"About?"

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Sasuke stared down at the box that was lying on his bed. Naruto had thrown the thing on his bed and then said he was going away for a few days. That he could deal with. But Naruto going out to find a damn babysitter, that was something he wasn't dealing with very well.

"Sasuke, I'm surprised you don't have any pictures of Sakura anywhere."

Sasuke kicked the box to the floor. And walked over to his door. He opened it and was greeted with the good guy pose. "Lee, go home."

"But Naruto told me I must stay here. You need protection."

"I do not need protection. Maybe you need a reminder as to how strong I am."

"Naruto warned me you would threaten me. But I can not leave."

Sasuke growled and slammed the door shut.

"Naruto when you get back, I'm going to strangle you."

(BREAK)

Gaara couldn't help but smirk as he imagined Sasuke as a mother.

Naruto sighed, "Gaara, this isn't the time."

"Kyuubi's acting different than normal?"

Naruto put a hand on his stomach, "It's stronger than before. And usually it's just a general ache, but now it's an ache for Sasuke."

"And you came to me because…"

"Because you know more than me."

Gaara leaned back on his bed, "I know what Shukaku would have done in that type of situation. But then I don't have a seal on him either. But if I did have a seal, I know what he'd do."

"What's that?"

Gaara locked gazes with Naruto for a long moment, "He'd escape to a host that doesn't have a seal."

Naruto put his hand up against the seal. "But he can't escape. He's sealed up."

"He's gotten out before."

Naruto remembered his fight with Orochimaru, when he had transformed and hurt Sakura.

"Power doesn't come without a price. Allowing that transformation means letting Kyuubi loose. You gave him a loophole. He can get around the seal. All he needs is a weak moment. Like while you're sleeping, or…" He shrugged, letting the rest of it float in the air.

"Having sex."

"Orgasm, to be specific."

"Well that sucks." Naruto growled.

Gaara stared up at the ceiling, "Yeah."

Naruto winced, "Sorry."

"I got used to it." He grinned, "But imagine my surprise when I woke up after masturbating to find half the house gone."

"But if he can take over my body, why would he want to switch hosts?"

"He can't even try to take you over unless the seal is visible."

"How do you know all this?"

Gaara grinned, "After the mistake they made with me, they've done a lot of research."

"So he takes me over and…how does that let him switch?"

"You shouldn't be around him until the seal goes away. Kyuubi will try pretty hard to get you to have sex with Uchiha."

"What would happen to the baby if it did happen?"

"I don't know. What do you think Kyuubi would do with the baby?"

"Kill it."

"So you really want to keep a kid like that? He might be born with a few tails."

"That's not funny."

Gaara closed his eyes. Naruto stared at the deep black circles. It almost made him look like the raccoon that was hiding in his body. "They stole him from you, right? Akatsuki removed it."

"I've lived so long with it that I just can't sleep anymore."

"You almost died."

"Scared what you'll be without Kyuubi?"

"Yeah."

"Then make sure you don't lose him." Naruto shivered as Gaara's breath tickled across his neck. He hadn't even noticed that Gaara got that close to him. "Stay here, and I'll teach you the trick to staying awake for a week."