Ed, Edd, n' Eddy and the Philosopher's stone.
A/n: Ed + hp series crossover sort of note: Edness: state of being like Ed; stupid, or happy-go-lucky.
WARNING DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT FINISHED HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS. THERE ARE SLIGHT SPOILIERS!!! AND NO THIS FANFIC WILL NOT FOLLOW THE BOOKS WORD FOR WORD I HAVE A PLOT TO COINCIDE WITH ROWLING'S.
YOUV'E BEEN WARNED!!!
A/n: Ed + hp series crossover yes Ed with powers is scary but in a sense he already has some weird powers making Eddy fly making oxygen inside of a bubble let them float up and away holding his breath for inhuman amounts of time. Powering an inner tube like it was a boat. I haven't seen this show in a long time but it is still one of my absolute favorites. I needed a family for Ed to have for story purposes so I created one and added Sarah and him into it. Also think of this as edharry
Disclaimer: i don't take ownership of the characters or themes or whatever so don't sue me ok? Please?
Oh and in this Ed, Edd and Eddy are all the same age.
Ten or so years later…
"Edward!" Sarah screamed through the basement door to her lazy brother's room "Wake up and make me breakfast! Now!"
Ed stirred his sister wanted breakfeast but he saw his magazine he had been reading last night A/N:(yes Ed can read... I think) It was about a boy who had grown up with horrible parents and a brother and on his 11th birthday found out he was a wizard and went off to a magic school to battle evil ceberueses.
Hoot hoot! An owl whistled softly from Ed's basement window, "huh? Ed turned around and saw an owl tapping his beak against the basement window. "aww i thought it was a chicken..." Ed said as he looked at the snow white owl that looked like it had been flying for days. A/N(yea yea their in america hogwarts is a british school so sue me! Would dumbledore really let him go anywhere else tho?)
Ed noticed the owl had a letter attached to it's leg he opened the letter and the owl flew in and fainted "Uh oh" Ed cried He didn't know what to do he'd go get Double D! Ed still in his PJ's ran upstairs and knocked over his sister.
"HEY ED! WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING! AND MAKE ME BREAKFAST!" She screamed very mad at her brother.
"I'm so sorry sarah please don't hurt me!" he whined and, remembered that he needed Double D for something and he sped off. He ran out of the front door and went to Edd's house He started banging on the door and impatiently screammed Double D! Not even noticing that the boy was sitting in his front yard reading.
"Ed? What's... wrong...?" Ed turned and saw Double D sitting down behind him. Ed forced Double D up and quickly took him to his house while telling him through sobs for the hurt bird "Well I was on my bed in my happy place thinking about a magazine I had read last night. When i heard an owl and it started tapping on my window and i leat it in and then it cried and fainted it was horrible! you've got to help the poor birdy."Sarah saw Ed came back with Double D and didn't yell because HE was there. Ed opened the door to his room and flew down the stairs to his basement bedroom. "Double D please help the birdy!"
Double D picked up the bird and notticed he had three thick envelope made out of yellowish parchment with writing in emerald green ink on them. Suddenly the owl awakened and flew off.
"hey these letters are adressed to us!" and sure enough there was a letter adressed to Ed, and one adressed to Double D. but the third was adressed to rolf.
Ed took his letter and it read:
Mr. Edward,
The basment floor
3 Friendly Neighborhood
Peach Creek
California.
Ed ripped open the envelope and read it.
HOGWARTS SCHOOL
of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY
Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
Supreme mugwump, International Confed. Of Wizards)
Dear Mr. LingschMr. Edward, ( Ed was totally Oblivious to the fact that the parchment had said Mr. Potter. But had been scratched out and replaced with his name.)
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September 1. We await your owll by no later than July 31.
Yours sincerely,
Minerva Mcgonagall
Deputy Headmistress
Another piece of paper fell out that looked hastily written in a very poor and hard to read handwritting.
Hello, Edward I'm sorry for all the new information , but i will have a lot more to diclose for you it never happens that we send american kids to hogwarts but in your case we will and we just couldn't leave your friends ether it'd be unfair. Amazing though 3 wizards in one neighborhood.
I will be there to pick you and your friends up on your birthday
Sincerely Rubeus Hagrid, Gatekeeper if Hohwarts.
END OF CHAPTER TWO!
A/N: So sorry for Ed being out of character but i haven't seen an episode in like a year (I know scary right?) I promise I'll watch a few this weekend and make sure i have him in character for the rest of the fanfic and the series if i ever make another fanfic of this series. Also very sorry for the really really short chapter but I've felt bad all day but wanted to update. And besides there wasn't much I could have added to the chapter anyways
Goodbye!
Vivi Highwind.