Shadow's family reunion

Disclaimer: I do not own anything mentioned in this story except for the story idea itself.

A/N: Thanks to Taranea (the first person to review twice), tazkol the master emeralds, Lord Ryu and Dragonbreath1 for being the 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th people to review.

Chapter 4: Sonic versus Metal Sonic part 2

Sonic tried to stand up. His hip decided to rebel against him.

"My little hedgehog hip!" Sonic then used the unconscious Shadow to help him stand up. After inventing the 'Unconscious Upside-Down Hedgehog Walking Stick' Sonic was finally able to stand up without too much complaint from his hip. All of a sudden, a dramatic storm appeared. Sonic ignored it and focused on getting to a hospital before Shadow woke up. Sonic took one step forward… and started floating several inches of the ground.

Metal Sonic held up his organic counterpart up by the neck.

"Long time no see Sonic, my loathsome copy." said the robot. Sonic whacked him using Shadow. Metal Sonic dropped Sonic onto the floor. Sonic hobbled a few steps away and asked;

"Didn't you say that last time?" Metal Sonic then realized he was saying the wrong speech. Quickly searching through his memory files Metal Sonic tied to find the new speech. Unfortunately…

ERROR: THE DOCUMENT YOU HAVE REQUESTED CANNOT BE FOUND.

Metal Sonic had now choice but to make up a speech on the spot. Cursing Microsoft under his breath Metal Sonic attempted to wing it.

"….um…" Metal Sonic decided to screw the speech and skip to the blood. Metal Sonic flew forward towards his target. Sonic screamed higher than Cream on helium and threw his walking stick…I mean Shadow at Metal Sonic. Shadow happened to wake up in mid flight. The first thing he noticed was that he was flying. The second was Metal Sonic. Third were Metal Sonic's sharp claws. Very, very sharp claws. Colliding in mid air, Shadow was knocked unconscious again while Metal Sonic had his turbine-engine thingy damaged. Sonic hobbled over to Shadow and picked him up.

"Come on Metal, just try to defeat me!" he said as he waved Shadow around dangerously. Metal Sonic fired his claws as tiny rockets towards Sonic. Sonic used Shadow as a shield, took off Shadow's left Air Shoe and threw it at Metal Sonic's head. Metal Sonic dodged the shoe and it hit the wall. This caused the shoe to activate and it flew into the back of Metal Sonic's head. Metal picked up the shoe and threw it at Sonic. Sonic took off the other Air Shoe and threw it against the incoming projectile. The other shoe activated and both shoes went flying all around the room. The shoes started to smacking into the wall, the back of Metal Sonic's head, the ceiling, the back of Metal's head and the back of Sonic's head before smacking Metal Sonic in the back of his head. Metal Sonic fired his rocket claws and shot the shoes in mid air. While he was doing this he didn't notice Sonic sneak up behind him holding Shadow high above his head…

SMACK!

Metal Sonic's head flew off the rest of his body and landed on the other side of the room. Sonic quickly used his walking stick/club/shield/Shadow to hobble out of the basement and outside the house. Sonic thought he was home free but…

"DIE HEDGEHOG!" Metal Sonic dashed out of the basement and straight towards Sonic with his head under his left arm. Sonic decided to defeat Metal Sonic with his one weakness… Doors. Sonic slammed the front door of the house just as Metal Sonic was about to pass through. Metal Sonic exploded and blue shrapnel went flying. The only relatively intact thing was Metal Sonic's head.

"Curses!" screamed the head of Metal Sonic. "How could I forget my inability to open doors after what happened on the Little Planet?!" Sonic just shrugged, held Shadow up high and screamed-

"FORE!" Metal Sonic's eyes widened… well they would if he had any. Metal Sonic's head flew through the air screaming

"CURSE YOU SONIC! I WILL BECOME THE REAL SONIIIIIIIIIIIC…" as he sailed through the sky. Sonic dumped Shadow on the ground and continued to hobble all the rest of the way home. After he rested he would pay his 'best friend' a little… visit…

Some time later…

"And then he said: Don't look at me, I just live here!" Biolizard roared with laughter as Black Doom told the punch line of his joke. An explanation may be necessary. You see, after Black Doom escaped Eggman's hugs he and Biolizard decided to terrorize a city until Eggman stopped being so hug crazy. They were coming back home when they saw 3 strange things. Number 1 was that there was a large hole through the roof of the house. Number 2 was all the pieces of shrapnel which looked like it belong to the crazy blue robot. Number 3 was Eggman giving the still unconscious Shadow a hug. Black Doom and Biolizard stared.

"How long do you think he has been hugging Shadow for?" asked Biolizard. Black Doom shrugged. Then Shadow woke up.

"Who the heck are you?" asked Shadow as he found himself in the arms of a fat egg looking human. Black Doom's eyes widened to the size of watermelons and tore Eggman off Shadow and flung him far into the distance. Black Doom picked up Shadow and asked

"Do you remember anything?"

"Uh…nope." Was the black hedgehog's reply. Inside Black Doom's head he screamed the word 'yes!' very loudly while doing a little dance. What Black Doom actually did was put Shadow back down and said with a dramatic voice-

"Shadow, I am… your father!" Shadow gasped.

"Now, go and destroy Westopolis!" ordered Black Doom.

"Yes Sir Daddy!" Shadow saluted and took a single step… before falling down.

"My little hedgehog body!" screamed Shadow. "It feels like it's been used as a golf club, a shield, a walking stick, a projectile and large blunt object used to smack people with!" Black Doom sighed. First he would have to get a Heal Unit. This was a minor setback however. With Shadow on his side again the Earth will tremble and bow down before him!

Metal Sonic's head landed with a thud and rolled a little bit before coming to a complete stop. Metal Sonic cursed Sonic again in his head. Metal Sonic was in the middle of vowing to have vengeance someday when he heard someone screaming. If he had a neck he would have looked up and started screaming too. Eggman landed straight on top of him. Eggman then bounced, belly jiggling like crazy, and landed on top of Metal Sonic again. Eggman rolled off Metal Sonic. After much hugging and screams of 'NOT YOUR SON!' Eggman picked up Metal Sonic's head and started the long walk home… from the beach… on the other side of the world.

Biolizard sat down. She was bored. Bored out of her skull. She decided to make conversation with the only person left in the house.

"Nice weather we're having?" Doom's Eye stared at her. 'Screw this' she thought. 'I'm going to the beach.' And so she slowly dragged herself across the ground using her flippers. Very slowly… slowly…

Slow-

"Nuts with this!" she yelled. She decided to use the easy way out. "CHAOS CONTROL!" and with a flash, she was gone.

What will happen next? That is (kinda) up to you! Choose which story line you want to read first:

Black Arms versus the world (Black Doom and Shadow perform a parody of the Shadow the Hedgehog game ending: 'Punishment, thy name is ruin.'),

Survival of the fattest (Eggman and Metal Sonic travel through the levels of Sonic Heroes),

Beach blues (Biolizard and Doom's eye go to the beach and have crazy adventures).

I will then write chapters based on the votes so vote now!