Shadow's family reunion

Disclaimer: I do not own anything mentioned in this story except for the story idea itself.

A/N: Thanks to Aurora the Hedgehog for reviewing. Oh, and if you leave Team Sonic in Seaside Hill or Ocean Palace Tails will say "This would make a great vacation spot!"

Chapter 7: Seaside hill, Ocean Palace and the Fox Hawk part 2.

"Whee!" cheered Eggman.

"&#!!!" swore Metal Sonic as the 2 flew off the top off a large rock for no good reason whatsoever and landed on…

Stage 02: Ocean Palace.

"What…the…hell?" asked Metal Sonic in complete confusion and some awe. Eggy and Metal were standing on the beginning of a white road painted with blue arrows and red stripes around the edges. In the distance, huge islands shaped like fish jutted out of the sea and a rainbow was in the sky, which was strange considering it hadn't rained for days.

"What is this place?" wondered Metal to himself.

"The Ocean Palace is the remains of an ancient sea side civilization. Found in 2003, the Ocean Palace is the largest ruins of this kind found up to date. With its spectacular views and excellent accommodation, the Ocean Palace is a fun summer vacation spot for the whole family!" Eggman then scrunched the brochure he was reading into a little ball and threw it away.

"…Kay…let's go." said Metal Sonic.

"Right!" agreed Eggman. And so the two speed off at high speed.

"Hey Metal, I was thinking?" began Eggman.

"Yeah?"

"If this is a vacation spot, how come nobodies here?" asked Eggman. As if to answer his question, a huge loop in the road appeared.

"…That might be one reason…" answered Metal Sonic as they sped along the loop, the double loop and ran off the edge off a cliff.

"Yay! Whee!"

"Fother Mucking hell!" The pair landing in front of a set of stone doors that were locked in place by age and surrounded by whale shaped fountains. Eggman pulled out a piece of paper labeled: 'Reasons why Ocean Palace is no longer a vacation spot.' Under '1: Giant loops all over the place' he wrote 'giant stone doors.' Eggman backed up as far as he could, then dashed forward and flung his stomach at the door. The entire thing slid back but wouldn't open. Eggman backed up again, charged and… the doors opened. What did you expect? An explosion? When the doors opened however, a group of hippies came out and tried to whack them with 'Legalize Marijuana' protest signs. While he was destroying the android hippies, Eggman calmly wrote down '3: Shadow hippies attacking people.' The battle seemed to weaken the supports on some whale shaped columns and caused them to come crashing down and squish a hippie to death. Reason 4: Giant whale block thingies smush people. Reason 5: Dead ends for no good reason-need to fly over them. Reason 6: Need to use giant fans to get anywhere-inconvenient. Speaking of giant fans, let's see how Metal and Eggy are going…

"Look Metal, I can flap my moustache!" Eggman then started to flap his moustache up and down.

"That's…nice." Said Metal Sonic, but what Metal was really concerned about was how to proceed onwards. Metal had an inkling of a plan; they needed to use the fan's wind current to glide upwards. Unfortunately, they didn't have a third member of their party to perform the triangle glide and they didn't have any gum or huge paper umbrellas.

"Hey Metal, look at me!" said Eggman.

"Not now fat man, I'm busy." Replied Metal Sonic.

"Aw, come on Metal! Look at me!"

"No."

"Please?"

"No"

"But I'm flying!"

"Uh huh, sure you are." Metal then decided to ignore Eggman and focused on the task before him. They needed something that would trap the air and push them upwards, something large, something like-

"I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!" sang Eggman. However, due to all the fat pushing down on his vocal cords, he sang horribly. Not as bad as the Chaotix, who could smash metal with their cacophony of voices, but still pretty bad. Metal turned around to yell at Eggman to stop singing when he saw something so impossible, so idiotic, so unusual and against the laws of science it actually worked. It was perfect.

"Whee! I'm flying!" said Eggman joyously as he and Metal soared through the air generated by the fans by… flapping Eggman's enormous moustache. Eggman's good mood was slightly put off by the fact he couldn't wall jump, but who cares? He could fly! Soon they made it to the place with the giant turtles and the cannon. Reason 7: Cannons.

"NEVER! NEVER AGAIN!"

"But-"

"NO! NEVER!!! NEVER!!!

"Then how do we get across?"

5 minutes later…

"Mush! Mush I say! Mush!" Eggman whipped the turtle to go faster as they sped across the waster to the other side while Metal was busy demolishing the cannon and tossed it overboard. Eventually they made it to the place I bet you were waiting for…

"Look Metal! A hat!" said Eggman as he picked it up and put it on his head. "Now I look like Indiana Jones!"

"…Who?" asked Metal as they bounced off a trampoline… and onto a road. But this is not just any ordinary road. This is the place where-

"Holy bad words Metal! A giant rolling stone!" screamed Eggman as he ran for his life.

'Wait… stupid hat, whip, giant rolling rock chasing us…' thought Metal Sonic. "Fat man! You must have cursed us with the stupid hat! Take it off!" ordered Metal Sonic as the rock began to catch up.

"Never!" screamed Eggman.

"Take off the fother mucking hat!"

"Make me!" Just when things couldn't seem any worse-

"Holy cow!!! 2 rolling stones!" cried Eggman.

"$#1+!!! Take off the hat before you kill us all!" swore Metal Sonic.

"NEVER!!!"

"I HATE YOU INDIANA JONES AND THE RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK!!!" yelled Metal Sonic to the sky. Somehow they managed to out run the rocks and flew off the edge of the cliff as the rocks fell into the water without even making a splash somehow. Unfortunately…

"We're not going to make it!" said Metal Sonic. He was right, they were descending too quickly, they wouldn't make it to the goal ring!

"Yes we are! I'll just flap my moustache and we'll fly away!" said Eggman proudly as he began to flap. Nothing happened. "No! Why isn't my moustache working! All my dreams of flying have been crushed into little pieces!" Eggman started to cry like a little baby. Metal Sonic was more worried about not making it to the other side. Metal Sonic suddenly came up with an idea.

"Eggman, use the whip!"

"All of my dreams have been crushed! Crushed so hard!" sobbed Eggy.

"Eggman!"

"Why? Why!? My dreams are ruined! I'll never have another dream again!"

"Eggman!!!"

"When I was a little boy, I used to dream of flying, soaring through the skies like a majestic bird! But now, that dream has been run over the giant rocks! Why!? WHY!?"

"EGGMAN!!! Pay attention!" screamed Metal Sonic at the top of his voice/speakers/whatever.

"What!? I'm trying to grieve the loss of my beautiful, precious dreams of flight!"

"Use the whip to help get use to the other side before we drown to death!"

"…Say please."

"WHAT!?!"

"Say please or we die a horrible death by drowning."

"Okay, fine! PLEASE get us to the other side!" With a crack of the whip, the duo managed to swing their way safely to the goal ring using the pointy thingies sticking out of the water. Reason 8: Giant rocks of death.

Mission Clear!

"Whoohoo!" cheered Eggy as he slammed Metal Sonic's head into the ground as if he was scoring a point in… Grid Iron… I think…

"Ouch!" said Metal.

Somehow, Metal and Eggy magically appeared on a long road. All of a sudden, a large red robot in the shape of a bird flew past while shooting like crazy. But it wasn't bullets that were coming from the cannons, it was-

"Yay! Free rings!" said Eggman happily as he scooped up as many as he could.

"Hey, stop that!" said the pilot of the ship. The cockpit opened up to reveal Tails the mutant 2 tailed fox!

"What are doing?" asked Eggman.

"You see Eggman, I repaired the Egg Hawk and modified the cannons to return rings back to the world!" explained Tails. As he did so, he made numerous crazy hand gestures just like Eggman used to do.

"No! Not the rings from-" began Eggman.

"Yes! The rings I stole from Circus Park! Keh hee hee hee hee hee!!!" Tails laughed evil, or at least tried to. What came out was actually a deranged, high pitched giggle. On the plus side though, it sounded like something a creepy kid would do in a horror movie so it was a little bit frightening in broad daylight.

"You creepy little 2 tailed freak! Your days as a thief are over!" angrily shouted Eggman.

"Hey! I resent people making fun of my tails!" said Tails as he hugged his namesakes close to him.

FOX HAWK

Tails fired his cannons directly at the duo. Unfortunately, the cannons were firing rings so it didn't do any damage.

"Ha! What are you going to do now punk?" taunted Metal Sonic. Tails pushed a button on the controls of the machine. The Cyclone flew in from somewhere and fused with the Fox Hawk to make…

A GIANT ANIME ROBOT!!!

"Crap!" swore the two at the same time as they tried to dodge missiles, lasers, bullets and dangerous projectiles in general.

"What do we do?" asked Metal Sonic as he rolled his head past a stream of machine gun fire.

""I have an idea! I will call the Egg Carrier!" said Eggman triumphantly as he pulled out a remote and pushed a big red button on it. The Egg Carrier 3 appeared from no where. The front of the ship opened up and fired a huge laser. However the laser takes to long to fire so by the time it did Tails already moved out of the way.

"If the Egg Carrier won't work, then we must fight giant anime robots with giant anime robots!" said Eggman.

"…You have giant anime robots?" asked Metal Sonic. Eggman pushed a big green button on the remote. The Egg Carrier transformed into a giant remote controlled anime robot. The Fox Hawk swung a punch at the Egg Carrier but the Egg Carrier dodged and tried to counter with a kick. The Fox Hawk grabbed the Egg Carrier's foot and used it to swing him around and threw him into a whale statue. The Egg Carrier fired volley after volley of missiles at the Fox Hawk and managed to hit him. The Fox Hawk and the Egg Carrier pulled out giant swords that definitely weren't there before and had a duel. The Egg Carried swung his sword at his opponent but the Fox Hawk parried the blow and attacked. The Egg Carrier blocked and kicked the Fox Hawk in the stomach area. The Fox Hawk stumbled back and the Egg Carrier swung his sword. The sword harmlessly bounced off the thick amour of the Fox Hawk.

"…crap." Said Metal and Eggy.

"HA! Your stupid machines are nothing against my Fox Hawk anime robot!" said Tails. "Keh hee hee hee hee!" The Fox Hawk swung its sword and sliced straight through the Egg Carrier.

"NO! I haven't finished paying off the 5 easy payments of $100, 0000!!!" cried out Eggman.

"…$100, 0000 is an easy payment?" asked Metal.

"There is only one way to destroy giant anime robots, and that is with an overly dramatic death!" said Eggman. At that moment the Ark appeared and began charging the Eclipse Cannon.

"Oh no! If the Eclipse Cannon fires the whole world could explode! I must sacrifice myself in an overly dramatic way that will surly result in my death!" said Tails bravely. The Fox Hawk flew in front of the Eclipse Cannon just as it fired and exploded.

"Eggman, how did you get the Eclipse Cannon to fire?" asked Metal Sonic.

"… I didn't." confessed Eggman.

"But then… who did?"

On the Ark…

Black Doom and Shadow stood in complete disbelief of what happened. A giant anime robot flew in front of the Eclipse Cannon just as it was firing and sacrificed itself in an overly dramatic death.

"Well this sucks. The Eclipse Cannon will take about a day to recharge, during this time a bunch of heroes will come along and try to disable the Cannon forever. This would probably result in the most upset and misunderstood emo person they know to sacrifice himself in an overly dramatic death for no good reason."

"O…kay" said Black Doom slowly. "If we can't destroy the Stock Exchange using the Eclipse Cannon, we'll have to destroy it ourselves!" said Black Doom.

"Yes sir daddy!" saluted Shadow as he chaos controlled them back to Earth.

Next chapter: Metal and Eggy tackle the Grand Metropolis! Eggy and Metal learn how to grind after buying SOAP shoes for $250, 5000! Eggman goes broke! Metal develops the successor of the tornado attacks! More chaos and exclamation marks like this!