Disclaimer- I don't own Twilight. I'm not that much of a genius.

"God, Why, Bella, why? Why Newton?!" I paced my room, muttering in frustration. "I mean, you knows I hate him! I suppose that's why you chose him. But why are you getting back at me like this. I mean kissing him, even if it was only on the cheek, but now he'll think it means something! But it doesn't, it can't! Grrrrr!"

All alone in my room, think of you at a rate that is truly alarming
I keep looping my memories of you in my head, I pretend that you want me

And I fall asleep and dream of alternate realities
And I put myself at ease by pretending that she still loves me

"Well, I'll just have to ride it out." I was nervous now; my thoughts were jumping around to every possible option. "I can't put our relationship in anymore danger. Don't do anything rash, Edward." What was rash though? I don't know what to do. Then a stroke of brilliance hit me. "AHA! I'll go over to her house and try to make things right." Genius point, uh huh, oh yeah….


And I can't stop thinking about you
And I can't stop thinking about you
You never call, what do I do?
And I can't stop thinking about your love

"She won't want you to come over tonight, Edward...if you do, she'll probably ignore you… ugh…she's probably out with that foul Newton… just pretending to like him to get me all jealous… her revenge." I thought of this in one disgusted jumble. I thought of nothing but Bella all night, she was constantly on my mind. Finally, it was time for school.

Can't believe I could think that she would just follow me everywhere I go
I just wrestle with you in my dreams and wake up making love to a pillow
And I fall asleep and dream of alternate realities
And I put myself at ease by pretending that she still loves me

I arrived to see her chatting with her friends. She was flaunting her new arm candy, and I couldn't stand it. I was close to bursting. Jealousy is a terrible feeling. It was flooding every inch of me; I was so envious it was almost unbearable watching her whisper in his ear.

And I can't stop thinking about you
And I can't stop thinking about you
You never call, what do I do?
And I can't stop, and I can't stop

Bella noticed my arrival, but ignored it. I walked up to her, like a school child dreading to read their horrible report in front of the class who all happened to write an ever so grand essay. I pulled her aside, much to the disappointment of Newton.

"Please forgive me, Bella. I didn't mean it. I am so sorry for calling you stupid, and trying to use smolder eyes on you. Bella, I love you so much I can't bear for you to be angry with me. Please forgive me. Pretty please, with a cherry on top?" Her eyes might have softened, but I'm not sure because at that moment she just looked at me and walked away.

What I would give to have you look in my direction
And I'd give my life to somehow attract your attention
And I touch myself like it's somebody else
Thoughts of you are tattooed on my mind, let me show you

She went back to Newton's side and prattled on like nothing ever happened. She hugged him and looked at him with admiration and adoration in her eyes. I was sickened; almost scared this wasn't a game anymore. Then I looked a little closer. Her eyes were showing false emotions, although she was good, they were not the eyes she looked at me with. She was portraying the emotion of love and happiness, not feeling it.

"Yes," I gloated under my breath, "I still got it; she still loves me!"


And I can't stop thinking about you
And I can't stop thinking about you
You'll never go, what do I do?
And I can't stop thinking about you

But there was no mistake that she was angry. Oh, she was pissed, but that would fade very soon. I have a plan to take care of that. Now, to put my plan into action.


And I can't stop thinking about you
And I can't stop thinking about you
You'll never go, what do I do?
And I can't stop thinking about you

"Tonight, yes, tonight, will be time for me to take action. I will woo her back again tonight, at midnight. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" I started to yell now, "Tonight will be the night where I fix this! Now more ignoring Edward! That's right! No more problems in paradise! I'm Edward, the handyman, the fixer-upper! I will fix anything and everything! Poor, pathetic Edward will mope around no longer, for there will be nothing to mope about when I'm through!"

That's about when I realized everyone was staring. "Oh, um, yeah, well, just pretend you didn't hear any of that okay!" Thankfully Bella and the "Mike Posse" had left. "She'll have no idea what hit her tonight!" Everything will soon be back to normal.

A/N: I hope you liked it. Please review. The song is "Can't Stop" by Maroon 5.