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Chapter… 3: Ditto.
"What is your history, Ditto?"
"Well… it all started fifty-five years ago… when you didn't live and that's it. My mother was a genetic project, so was I…
It started when some weird dude wanted Ditto to be used as replacements for all kinds of stuff. I got mutated etc. Escaped and that's that part."
"That's it?" Alice asked.
"There has to be more." Diglett said.
"There is…
They found out that Ditto's adaptive power was unique, yet very complicated. I lived in the forest for twenty years before I got my first owner. He was a jackass, always jumping off stuff. He died once leaving me to live my careless life. I met some people, saw some nature stuff. About twenty-five years later I met Mech-Ah, who had a tour. His reputation as RF/DoT/alien was a reputation that required maintenance. During his tour he told me that he worked as protector of many other worlds for thousands of years.
He was a nice guy if you could live with someone who had no emotion in his voice and could be sarcastic as possible without noticing it. Traveling around thousands of cities was enjoyable, although most were crazed out fans telling stories about their mother being morphed. Mech didn't care, who would since every single story was the same. Rain, morph, purple rain and normal. After two years of touring he dropped me off in Sinnoh, saying he's leaving for a new job. He told me he was on this planet for a few decades.
The last eight years consisted of many dumb hours of waiting, sleeping and training transformation.
That's it."
"You still need 1700 words to fill in." Alice complained.
"Well… there is the time as experiment.
The days were stable, food at 9:00 AM, scans at 12:00 AM. Another meal at 13:00 PM. Last meal at 18:00 PM. Something strange was going on…
They talked about a Ditto-X, a more advanced form. Able to fight without transforming, and had enough strength to destroy even a Regigigas. However they couldn't succeed, a Ditto was liquid, and the only shape shifter around. They found DNA of Mew, and used that for further research. Wait a second…
…
That's it. If they can change a human being into a Pokémon… then they can find a part of the puzzle for Ditto-X. CoS is a cave that shifts the shape of those who drink the fluid within… which is bonded to Mech-Ah's law of Family."
"Who's law?"
"Mech-Ah's law of Family. It states: "If any human is lost outside the boundaries of a city, and nursed by a Pokémon for long enough. That Pokémon may change the human into a similar Pokémon if he agrees to increase survival chances due to: Lack of human speech, eating habits etc…" like that.
The CoS is the one that allows that. So if they can trance down the transforming properties of that fluid, enable a Ditto to make it, it can become solid, attack and defend while being able to transform. That's it! I am the only survivor of the Ditto transformation project, you are the first Pokémorphed human since Point Zero, and you… well… eh… you most likely play a part too!"
"This is called Double Life, not Stop-Repeating-History-Of-Point-Zero." Alice complained.
"Every story needs a side story. Why do you think we have Test Base intermissions?" Ditto smiled. "Read the script, as long as this chapter lasts we are supposed to break the fourth wall. Why, you might ask. Because he wants us to."
Chapter 3(1/2): Securing the fourth wall.
AN: This continues when Ditto ends his story.
"Wow." Diglett was amazed by the tale. "And you still got five hundred years to go."
"That's something I could never think of." Jones confessed. "Now you told your story can you please tell her about me?"
"No… just wait for her to change and grab your chance." Ditto answered.
"Do you mean…"
"Get out. I don't even know how to get on."
"Br, that really freaks me out." Diglett shivered.
"What? How should I know how to explain someone you transformed into another race?" Ditto said.
Part 1: Confession.
That evening, Alice was in bed waiting for Ditto to finish searching for Jones material.
"When will he come back?" She asked herself. "If he can get those supplies he might find a remedy."
The Leafeon got upstairs, and waited for Alice to change. But this took rather long, longer then he expected.
Random he said… this is a long time for that to come. He thought.
He walked through the hall to the bedroom, looked through a small opening. Inside he saw someone he hasn't talked to in… three days? I am currently experiencing a déjà vu.
"Stop waiting and get in there!" Diglett tackled Jones making him fly through the doorway onto the bed.
Silence…
"Why are you here?" Alice asked. She pet the Leafeon making her glow and shrink the moment she did.
"Randomness amazes me." Jones said. "Do you understand me?"
"Yes. Is there something?" The Flareon asked.
"I'm… I am Jones, your ex-boyfriend!"
"You are? That explains much…"
Part 2: Relief.
"I am so glad to see you're okay!" The Flareon cuddled the Leafeon, slowly licking him.
"I wish Ditto was here. He would love to see this." Diglett giggled outside the door.
"Why don't we close the door? Then we might continue…" Jones suggested.
"Sure… why not?" Alice said.
The door closed and…
Part 3: Eh… the thing people do without thinking.
In order to avoid the necessary to change the rating, this topic is completely lock down for all viewers.
Part 4: Talking/Conversation.
"I think they're done." Diglett said to himself. "I think that was about… twenty minutes."
"How was it being a Pokémon?" Alice asked panting.
"Not too bad, but this was amazing…" She got as answer.
Downstairs the door opened, frightening the exhausted couple.
"Hey Alice, I got the stuff and some people!" They heard. "They say they are the parents of Jones!"
"What do we do? They can't find us like this!" Jones said in chaos.
"Ditto! I'll be down in a minute!" Alice shouted hasty.
"Oh, it's okay." Since Ditto couldn't hear much of a difference between Pokémon and human language, the parents wondered how he heard that.
"What? All I heard was some Flareon." The lady asked.
Part 5: The parents. Also known as: The most difficult part.
"Eh… I'll be back." Ditto rushed back up the staircase to find Diglett before the bedroom door. He walked through to see a Leafeon and a Flareon in the bed. "This is not good! What have you done?"
"We got in touch with nature." Jones explained. "We had a good…"
"You morons know this means I missed it all! BTW, this part of "Finding out your friend has become a Pokémon" is the hardest! How are you planning to tell the parents?" Ditto said raged.
"You change into me and take care of it. Please do it right. They are surely going to hate her if they find us!" Jones suggested.
Ditto did this trick with ease, and after transforming he saw the two repeating Part 3.
"BOYAH! Finally I see part three!"
"Please honey, wait for them to come down." A female voice said.
"NO! I want to know were he is. He is the one that's supposed to take my emporium." A male voice said with anger.
Jones, Alice, Diglett and Ditto heard loud footsteps on the stairway. Well, Jones and Alice were too busy. Ditto prepared himself for action.
"Son! You are coming with me. We need you to sign the contract!"
Oh, (…) what do I do? Jump out of the window? Yeah! Ditto did this deed the moment he came up with it. Landing he transformed back into a Ditto, and went back inside.
"SON! You come back here!"
The parents of Jones left, leaving the house behind.
"Well done Ditto! You screwed it up! You know how my father is? HM? He will do anything to find me!"
"Listen up zero-brain. I got the stuff, the chemicals and the machines."
"No, I rather stay this way. Then I'll be covered from my father."
Part 6: A sequel on Part 3, the children.
"When are the results ready?" Jones asked a bit mad.
"I can't get anything. You are to far in the process and Alice is carrying a baby. I can't get anything." Ditto answered calm. "I am sorry but as long as the lady here is pregnant, the moment she morphs back… it will kill both her as the Eevee's. Also the PokémonDNA of the Eevee's is scrambling with the results."
"I'm having a baby?"
"Yeah… seven. A human being would explode with that amount, also killing the Eevee's. So I say: HAHA! You are SO doomed. BTW, Part 7: The raising of baby's. is going to be a hell if I don't adjust this formula."
"What?" Alice asked. "Like the one I found?"
"Exactly! It is rough, but I might adjust it enough to make a permanent potion. So you survive. Then I'll work on the antidote. You see, this formula is too weak, but with a tweak or two it should be perfect."
"Diglett, please… the moment I glow… use that Pokéball to return me."
A few hours later…
"The sound of throwing up is making me sick!" Jones complained. "When is the potion done? Then we can save Diglett from a horrible death."
"Just one more thing… done."
A large fog filled the room, followed by a sigh from both Ditto and Leafeon. Ditto continue through the night, with Jones feeling queasy. He started throwing up shortly after, which made a heck of a noise in the house.
"WOHOO! I got it! The Pokémorph formula. I better keep the notes hidden." Ditto hid some pieces of paper inside a secret drawer, and walked up to the Flareon, with a vial.
"No needles?" She asked.
"I am afraid… I do need to. The chemicals are killed inside the stomach, unlike the version Jones ate."
"WHAT?"
Ditto applied a large dose of the fluid inside the bottle, leaving her fainted.
"What was that ate about?" Diglett asked curious.
"The Pokémorph formula that was noted down was actually powerful. When eaten it overdoses the body, forcing morphing. However it decreases the muscles of the victim. Which is dangerous to her. Well… his version is slightly weaker, but will keep her Pokémon till I found an antidote." Ditto answered. "Screw her for now, I am hitting the vials. BTW… what did Part 3 look like?"
"Just… it was too… AWESOME! Man, even for a human they know how to do it. I got a tape."
"You have no fingers… how did you…?"
"MAGIC… pure magic."
Ditto spent the rest of the night working on the antidote, finding nothing but odd mixtures. Jones was willing to volunteer for the testing, without any success.
"I just remembered… even if the Eevee's are born… who will be their parents if we become human?" Jones asked.
"My friend, that is a job for: "Philosophy Man", he knows all that is needed for this. And he would likely say: "You freaks! You shouldn't have made them anyway!" or something in that direction."
Ditto made more fog and smoke, until 5:00 AM, when someone knocked on the door.
"This is the police. We are looking for someone!"
"Ditto, please, for the love of all that is not bad, DO… NOT… SCREW… UP!" Jones yelled.
"Sure." The goo transformed back into Alice, walking toward the door and opened.
"Good morning madam. We are currently looking for a runaway man. He vanished for three days before being seen. He has a link to someone we are searching for. And we know you know him."
"Well… I haven't seen him since yesterday."
"Then… do you know this man?" The officer showed an image of Jack, surprising Ditto.
"Yes… what's with him?"
"We believe this man is kidnapped and used as an assistant with Pokémorph experiments. We need to find him as evidence that team DarkStar owns a Test Base."
"I only know him via my friend. He didn't tell much about him."
"Oh, we are sorry to bother you. Goodnight madam." The officer left, Ditto transformed and started brainstorming.
Hm… the man is evidence against Pokémorph experiments… why would he attack? Perhaps he is threatened to life.
The next Chapter:
We take a long jump in time, Part 7 begins and more.