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Chapter 1 TV Show of Doom and
Skoodge stared intently at the television shoving popcorn in his face He was watching a show that was so great and so grand. Nothing could matter more to the chubby little Irken than watching this program."Welcome to our show about learning everything you'll ever need to know since you're too lazy to get off your fat ass," the deep announcer voice sneered.
Skoodge took out a notepad and began writing down how humans learn to Tango. Yes! The Tango! A great dance worthy of all stink people. "Zim, will finally respect me now that I'm doing research," Skoodge said happily.
"Now the Crazy Dance. First you take a step to the right. YOU'RE NOT DOING IT! DO IT! We want good ratings," the deep announcer voice growled.
Skoodge got off of his couch and took a step to the right.
"Good. Now lean forward. Then sing scooba scooba do scooba doo," the deep voice announcer ordered.
Skoodge leans forward, "Scooba scooba scooba do scooba doo," he sang.
"Great! Now spin on your head, jump up, then go in circles singing scooba do as fast as you can," the deep voice announcer ordered laughing manically.
"Well this is weird, but fun," Skoodge tried spinning on his head...it ended up giving him a big headache. Then he started jumping and going in circles while singing, "Scooba scooba do, scooba do. Scooba scooba scooba. Scooba do do scooba doooo," he sang really loud and off key.
"I don't want to hear about that stupid show about the stupid dog talking anymore!" Zim complained as he walked in.
"Scooba do do scooba doo. Scooba do do doooo," Skoodge sang and grabbed Zims hand.
"Hey! What the?" Zim was really suspired.
Skoodge started jumping up and down with Zim.
"STOP! STOP THIS NONSENSE SKOODGE!" Zim ordered.
Skoodge didn't hear Zim and spun the little Irken around and around until he turned dark green.
"Ugh...Zim doesn't feel well. SKOODGE! STOP! ZIM FEELS LIKE HE'S GONNA THROW UP!" Zim started barfing on the carpet.
Skoodge stopped doing the "Scooba Dance" and stared. "Oops. Uh...erm...Did I do good Zim?" he asked chuckling nervously.
"Blec! Ooohhh...YOU DID HORRIBLE! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?" Zim growled beyond angry.
"Well...I just wanted to help in your conquest of taking over the earthlies," Skoodge grinned sheepishly.
"Zim doesn't need any of your filthy Skoodge help. I have my most brilliant plan ever!" Zim started smugly.
"Great! What is it?" Skoodge asked excitedly.
"Using giant ants I will destroy the stink people and..." Zim was interrupted.
"Hey! I don't want low ratings! Now finish watching the show!" the deep voice announcer ordered.
"Eh?" Zim stared at the TV confused.
"I've been learning on how the Earthlies live," Skoodge said proudly.
"Hah! Foolish Skoodge. The horrible stink pigs are doomed to die horribly by implosions," Zim said.
"THAT DOES IT! Since you wont watch the show. You'll get to be in the show!" the deep voice announcer growled..
Suddenly a bright white light...DON'T LOOK INTO THE LIGHT!...engulfed Zim and Skoodge.
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