Hannah Montana
Oh I could tell you about my plane trip, but there isn't much to tell about sitting beside a fat guy in a stuffy plane. Sure, I could've gone as Hannah, and get first class, but then the press would start asking stupid questions like "Why are you going to the Stewart Family Dinner this Christmas?" And to that I'd have no answer, not as Hannah, and if I had known what was awaiting me, not as Miley.
Sitting in the hotel room in Paris, where I was planning to spend Christmas, my dad called me, he said he was going to gather the Stewarts this Christmas. Oh! Had I only asked "Which Stewarts?"
But I was happy when I talked to him that day, I was even somewhat happy on the plane ride, and heck I was happy when I got there, but I was not happy when I opened the door.
Ding Dong My dad and Carol sent me to get the door, but when I opened it I was less than thrilled. For standing on the other side was Oliver, with a perky redheaded version of Pamela Anderson. I slammed the door in his face. "Miley!" My dad scowled, I simply smiled innocently at him "What?' he stared at me long and hard, I sighed as I opened the door for Oliver and his bimbo, and completely ignored him as I sat down on a stool.
I should've known, I was crushed when Oliver left me at the altar; dad loved him for it though. The two settled their bags at the end of the stairs, and Oliver came to hug my dad and Carol, Bimbo following closely behind. Then he reached for me, I slapped his hand away "Don't you dare touch me Oliver Oscar Oken!" First words I had said to him in a long time. He looked surprised "Sorry" he mumbled "Look if this is about Vegas…" Ding Dong
Saved by the bell! I grumbled, walking to the door, oh had I known who was behind it I wouldn't have opened it. For when I opened the door I saw a man with shaggy blonde hair, and girl with long straight platinum blonde hair. Jake and Lidia. "As if this Christmas COULDN'T get worse!!" Lidia slammed the door behind her "What no one tell you we were coming!?" The blonde scowled. I shot her a glare "No one told me you two were coming, and no one told me Oliver and that girl were coming!" Bimbo smiled "Katie's the name" Didn't matter what her name was; she was Bimbo to me forever. "Oliver…" Lidia pretended to be deep on thought "Oh! The one who dumped you at the altar right?" I raised my fist, I would've gave her a bloody nose, had it not been for Oliver running over to stop me. He lowered my hand, but hadn't let go of it. I blushed. Oh curse the small part of me that still has feelings for that dimwit! "Let go!" I yelled at him "Promise not to punch her" I furrowed my eyebrows "Promise not to punch her, but you're another story"
Ding Dong Freaking bell, interrupted me from doing something I might actually enjoy! "I ain't getting that, I'm not up for anymore suprises!" I stated. Ding Dong "Miley, get it, you might actually like this one!' I shook my head, I had enough with my dad and his surprises Ding Dong Jake and Lidia put down their suitcases, while I still refused to get the door Ding Dong "Miley!! GET THE DOOR!" I shook my head at my dad "No freaking way!" Ding Dong "Oh don't make me get the water bucket!" My dad threatened, I cringed, the water bucket, was my third worst enemy, next to Oliver and Liddie.
So I stormed to the door, expecting Lidia's father, he was my fourth worst enemy, wanna know why? 1. He helped bring Liddie on this earth 2. He left his wife, so then she got married to my dad, causing me to meet Lidia. I couldn't blame it on Carol, I actually liked her.
But I opened the door, and my eyes lit up quickly, at the sight of Lilly,Jackson, and Rachel. I looked at Lilly's stomach, I knew she was pregnant, it really was cute! "Lilly! Oh my! Look how you've grown!" Lilly smiled brightly "I know! I'm SO happy! Eeep!" Suddenly my spirits were lifted, I felt like…HAPPY DANCING!
Ok i Know it's not gonna finish in time for christmas day, but i hope ill be done by new years, anywho, pls give more reviews!!