Disclaimer: I don't own teen titans, I don't own any songs sung in this chapter
Hey again
I have free time…so all you lucky peoples get to get another chapter!!
(Curtains open to reveal the teen titans attacking may)
May: ouch! GET. OFF. ME!
Raven: no. you gave us this stupid TV show. Now you PAY!
Starfire: we have had the revenging. Let us give freedom
(Titans release May, who stands up, shaking)
May: Okay. Welcome to this episode. Today is the start of the reviewers chance to boss you around.
Robin: oh joy.
Starfire: yes it is friend robin
Robin: (muttering) I was being sarcastic.
May: anyway. The first review is from HAHA-YOU-FELL and, after careful consideration and altering has come to
Raven is to dress up as BRITNEY SPEARS and be locked in a tiny closet (equipped with video cameras) along with beastboy.
Sorry if I changed it too much but I've wanted to do this to raven for ages)
Raven: WHAT?! You have got to be kidding.
May: I'm not.
Ten minutes later
(Raven emerges, to huge applause, dressed as Britney Spears)
Raven: you are so dead
(Raven and Beastboy are locked in closet and video cameras are turned on)
Cyborg: I always knew they'd make a great couple
(Inside closet)
Raven: okay, here's the deal. Stay as far away as possible or I'll blast you to Afghanistan the moment I get out of this mess.
(Loud farting noise)
Both: eww gross (look at each other) that was not me!
Raven: yeah right, it was you
Beastboy: Nuh uh that one was you
Raven: you
Beastboy: YOU
(Both grab each other and begin to make out)
(Closet explodes)
(Audience cheer and wolf-whistle)
May: (holds up fart cushion). Works every time.
(Raven and Beastboy break apart, look around, and blush)
May: well generally I'd let you two lovebirds go on kissing but…this is TV peoples! Let's get on to the next question. Okay, this is from XxNightfirexX and after careful consideration and alteration blah, blah, blah I decided on this
Beastboy: Tell us all you know about rocket science
Cyborg: Eat a tiny piece of tofu
Robin: sing the 'I Love you, you love me' song from BARNEY!
Starfire: sing the ABC song!
(I am, once again sorry for changing this slightly)
May: Beastboy, You're first. Tell us all you know about rocket science
Beastboy: Dude! This is easy! Rocket science is where they take the rockets made BY ALIENS and they cut them into tiny little pieces and do science projects with 'em.
May: oookay, then. ONTO CYBORG
Cyborg: there is no way I am eating tofu.
May: oh yes you are
(a plate with a small piece of tofu is set in front of Cyborg)
May: go on
then.
(Cyborg picks up tofu and eats it)
Cyborg: eww eww gross yuck fowl feral! That is truly the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted
(Cyborg races off)
Beastboy: Now it's robin's turn
Robin: I won't sing that ridiculous song…I don't even know how it goes
May: I thought you might say that so I have prepared a little demonstration
(Song comes on)
(Song ends)
May: SING!!
Robin: fine, fine. (Robin is given a microphone and he begins to sing, slightly woefully)
I love you
…err…
You love me
We're a happy family
With…a great big hug
(Pause)
…and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?
(Robin finishes song, blushes, and races off after Cyborg and audience cheer wildly and laugh)
May: its okay (holds up tape) I filmed it. While we have the microphone here, Starfire, it is your turn to sing… the ABC song!!
Starfire: ooh, yay! (Takes microphone and begins to sing prettily)
A B D C E F G
H I J K
L M N O P
Q S T
R U V
W
X
Y AND Z
NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S
NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SING WITH ME!!
(Audience cheers and claps, Starfire smiles and sits down.)
May: that was great star! Now, our next review is from Gero, by the way, here's the extra cookie (tosses cookie) and after… blah blah blah you know consideration and laa dee daa etc. etc. has come to
Beastboy: are you still in love with terra?
All titans: group sing along … we're all in this together – High School Musical!
May: Beastboy are you still in love with terra?
Raven: hello? Did you not just see us making out?? (To BB) you had better not still love her!
Beastboy: of course I don't.
(Robin and Cyborg return)
May: Good! Sing along time!!
Soundtrack:
High
School Musical
Title:
We're All In This Together
all:Together, together, together everyone
Together, together,
come on lets have some fun
Together, were there for each other
every time
Together together come on lets do this right
Beastboy: Here and now its time for celebration
I finally
figured it out (yeah yeah)
That all our dreams have no
limitations
That's what its all about
Raven: Everyone is
special in their own way
We make each other strong (each other
strong)
Were not the same
Were different in a good way
Together's where we belong
All: We're all in this
together
Once we know
That we are
We're all stars
And
we see that
We're all in this together
And it shows
When
we stand
Hand in hand
Make our dreams come true
Together,
together, together everyone
Together, together, come on lets have
some fun
Together, were there for each other every time
Together
together come on lets do this right
Robin: We're all here
and speaking out with one voice
we're going to rock the house
(rock the house)
Cyborg: the party's on now everybody make some
noise
come on scream and shout
Starfire: We've arrived
because we stuck together
Champions one and all
All:
We're all in this together
Raven: Once we know
All: That we
are
Starfire: We're all stars
All: And we see that
Beastboy:
We're all in this together
All: And it shows
Cyborg: When we
stand
All: Hand in hand
Robin: Make our dreams come
All:
We're all in this together
When we reach
We can fly
Know
inside
We can make it
We're all in this together
Once we
see
There's a chance
That we have
And we take it
Boys: Wild cats sing along
Yeah, you really got it goin'
on
Wild cats in the house
Everybody say it now
Wild cats
everywhere
Wave your hands up in the air
That's the way we do
it
Lets get to it
Time to show the world
Girls: We're
all in this together
Once we know
That we are
We're all
stars
And we see that
We're all in this together
And it
shows
When we stand
Hand in hand
Make our dreams come
All: We're all in this together
When we reach
We can
fly
Know inside
We can make it
We're all in this together
Once we see
There's a chance
That we have
And we
take it
May: Nice work! Now on wit the show! Next up is Master of Y'alls fate
Raven must dress in her normal clothes…only bright pink, wear a tiara, fairy wings and carry a wand, then allow May to take photos!
May: (evil Laughter) here (holds up bag) all the clothes are in here. Take it and go. Don't come back till you're changed
Raven: you're dead
30mins later
(Raven enters, dressed in pretty outfit to tumultuous applause)
Cyborg: (sniggers) nice outfit Rae!
(Raven shoots black stuff at him)
Raven: take the photos so that I can get out of this horrible thing!
(May takes about 50 photos, then allows raven to go)
May: well that's all for today, BUT before you go I have some announcements to make.
The next chapter will be devoted entirely to singing. Please only send in reviews with songs for the titans to sing and I will choose one song per titan. Also, I already have a few songs in mind. Secondly, there will be a guest star as well so please choose one of these four characters: Kitten, Jinx, Speedy or Gizmo and review to tell me. Also if you have a song idea for the guest star you choose, PLEASE write that too. Finally, there will be a SECRET extra guest star…
Beastboy: ooh! Ooh! Who is it!
May: if I told you then it wouldn't be a secret dodo. Bye peoples, end of show!
So, how was chapter 2?
(is hugged by BBRae supporters)
BBRae supporters: it was so good, thank you thank you thank you!
(Is attacked by Robstar fans)
Robstar fans: The summary said there would be Robstar!! Where is it?
May: it's coming, it's coming! Be patient coz it starts in the next chapter!
Robstar fans: YAY!!!
Thank you to everyone who was kind enough to review… here are your cookies!
Please keep the reviews coming and also comments and/or constructive criticism, BUT NO FLAMERS PLEASE! This is only my second fanfic.
Luv May!