Author's note: Remember me?? yeah i know, been a long time, and i have a lot of excuses (band, school, etc...) but none of them excuse my absence for sooo long. so i thought i'd finally update. those of my loyal readers (if i still have any) i hope you like my update!!
ENJOY!!!! (ps. italics are thoughts)
You cannot imagine how bad the road trip from the hub to New Jersey was.
Roadtrip from hell, is too lenient.
It would probably make my mother cringe (you know, the one that chained me to my bed when i was little).
It started out alright. we filled up at a Bp somewhere and got a coke and a pack of crackers (boss obviously got a cup of coffee)
Since he was the one driving, hilarity and dangerous things certainly ensued.
I dont think I've seen Gibbs give the road rage finger that often...
ever...
anyway if that wasnt enough,
we got stopped for speeding
(no,really? i dont think gibbs knows what a speedometer is...)
the hilarty ensued when gibbs tried to tell the cop that he couldn't arrest us we were on a case,
and we were N.C.I.S.
the look of confusion on the guy's face was like a mastercard commercial...
priceless!
it went something like this:
Gibbs: "how fast were we going officer?" i automatically thought of clint eastwood Do Ya Punk!?
Officer: "fast enough. license and registration." hmmmmm short talk...keanu reeves maybe?
[gibbs hands license and registration
officer: "I'm gonna have to hold you overnight for questioning" uh-oh...(this is the hilarity part)
Gibbs: "while i appreciate that you are doing you're job probie, we cannot be arrested, we are on a case. " he didnot just call that man probie...??
officer: "oh really??" ooooh skeptical much?
Gibbs [temper rising : "Yeah!" hes gonna start yelling i can feel it.
officer [scoffs : "What agency??" he is gonna love this...
Gibbs: "N.C.I.S. Special agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs speaking." uh-oh he used his full name...he must be really frustrated...what kinda name is leroy jethro?? and is that one name or two?
officer: "N.C.S.I. ?" [lauging oh no he didn't!!
Gibbs: "N.C. I.S. Navy Criminal Investigative service, now may we go now? we are running out of time" GIBBS IS ASKING NICELY???????????!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!
Needless to say, we spent the night in a jail cell somewhere..
that was...
lovely...
the next morning we were released and gibbs showed the cop his badge and made the cop give him coffee.
I yearn to work at a place like Torchwood,
so when we introduce ourselves,
people get quiet in awe,
and actually KNOW who are,
and we wouldn't have to be worried about getting embarressed by our bosses.