A.N So I've decided to be nice and give you the next chapter! The next one may not be here for a little while (or atleast until I can find where I put it!) maybe reviews would bring it out of hiding!

NMEC's, enjoy!

Chapter 2: Kidnapped

Location Unknown.

Holly woke with a brain-splitting headache which was only made worse by the bright fluoro lights that were shining into her eyes from the ceiling. She moved to sit up but found that she was hand-cuffed to the floor with airtight cuffs; this was turning out to be a bad day. She tried turning her head and found that she was able to look around, she deduced that she was in some sort of cell, possibly concrete (this was bringing back happy memories) with no windows and an old-fashioned door with a keyhole. If only she could get her hands free she would be able to use the omni-tool that she had in her back pocket to spring the lock, but that plan was foiled.

Maybe an hour later there was a click at the door and it swung open to reveal a smirking dwarf wearing a sombrero and a grounded sprite-Unix and Bobb.

"Are you having a good time there Captain?" Unix laughed, he seemed to have recovered brilliantly from the loss of his master Turnball.

"Wonderful you kidnapping, blood traitor, lowlife fairies."

"Fancy words for someone in you're position," Bobb scowled "Don't forget you're at our mercy." He glanced towards Unix as if to say 'she is isn't she?' Unix nodded slightly in answer then continued to speak.

"You may want to know why we chose to kidnap you of all people," Unix didn't wait for her response he just continued as if she had already answered "We chose you because you were the one who ruined our masters plans, you are therefore the one who we shall hold to ransom."

"Oh brilliant!" Holly tried her best to look brazen in the face of danger "that must be the oldest one I the book, tell me, who planned all this-they must be a genius."

"I did," Unix scowled at her again "and calling us dumb won't get you anywhere."

"But I didn't call you d-"

"Shut up," Unix was getting more and more frustrated now "just lay still and shut up."

"Okay dokey."

"If we the demand isn't met within twenty-four hours we'll cut off one of your fingers and send it to them."

"Again, brilliance!"

"Shut up!" Bobb shouted "listen to Unix."

"Thankyou Bobb," Unix turned back to his rude captive "Then for every hour after that we shall cut off a hand, an arm, a foot, a leg till you die, then we shall send them you're body and kidnap someone else." Holly remained silent this time and Unix took this to be a sign of a weakness.

"So we suggest that we co-operate."

"Why would I want to do that?"

"Are you deaf? We're going to torture you and chop you up like sushi till the LEP cough up." Holly could tell that Unix was about to explode.

"Why would you want the LEP's phlegm?"

"Enough!" Unix and Bobb turned, slamming the door behind them.

All alone again…..

1 hour later.

Holly was dozing off on the concrete floor when a red light started to burn through the roof. The beam of light grew wider and started to run in a circle about a metre wide, Holly realised that it was a laser beam. When there was only a few centimetres of steel left holding the circle there was a strange sucking noise and the metal was pulled away to reveal a hole.

"Are you alright?" A voice floated down from above.

"Yes," Holly whispered back "who are you?"

"Its me," a head appeared in the newly created hole "Trouble."

"How did you find me?" Holly jumped to her feet and looked up at the male elf.

"We're talking about Bobb and Unix here, they're not very careful where they keep their information. Foaly ran a deep scan through an internet connection and found all of their plans on their hard drive; he said it was as easy as gnawing through a lily stem." Trouble threw a rope down for her, "and judging by the size of his teeth it would be no problem for him." Holly walked over to the rope that Trouble had cast down and took it in one hand.

"Tie it round your waist, you know the drill, I'll pull you up with my piton winch." Holly was about to do exactly what Trouble had said when the door was blown wide open and Bobb came charging in, stolen neutrino 5000 raised.

"You're not going anywhere missy." Bobb cocked his gun on stun and shot her once in the arm, he paused to watch her sink to the floor before he raised his gun once, pushed the setting up from stun and shot Trouble high on the shoulder. "You're coming with me miss." Bobb grabbed the unconscious Holly by the lapels and flung her over his shoulder. The stocky dwarf marched, oddly determined, down a short concrete hallway and into a similarly dull room.

"I heard shots," Unix was pacing nervously in a corner "what happened."

"The LEP tried to spring her out, I had to shoot them both."

"You what?" Unix rounded on Bobb "she's useless now, the LEP won't come back for her."

"What are we going to do then," Holly who had just come back around was starting to get a bad feeling about this. Unix studied her for a moment over Bobb's shoulders then started to throw anything that was in the room into a large duffel bag.

"I say we cut our losses and try again next month," Unix grinned at the shocked look on Holly's face "dump her in a field somewhere, hopefully a wolf will find her or something."

"So you're just going to leave me to die on the surface?"

"I don't see why not," Unix laughed.

"Blood traitor," Holly hissed "filthy scum, at least I shall die an elf-you are even worse than the mud people."

"Get her out of here Bobb," Unix turned back to his packing "and make sure you leave her somewhere she's not going to be found."

"Yes sir."

"So you're calling him sir now Bobb, can't you see he's playing for a foo-" Holly started

"Shut up," Unix growled and knocked her out again with an encyclopaedia.

E.N drum roll I think you know what I'm going to ask so I wont...walks away...

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