I'M BACK!!!! Did y'all miss me (that was a rhetorical question – it means don't answer unless ur gonna say yes!

Disclaimer: I don't own teen titans 'whoop-dee-doodle-dee… happy now?' (that's a quote from big fat liar…I don't own that either) (is hit over the head by her annoying conscience)

May: OW!!!

Conscience: Don't forget the part about you stealing-

(May clappes (is that a word?) a hand over her conscience's mouth)

May: I was going to tell them later

NOW! On with the next chapter!

(curtain opens to reveal titans sitting in a circle…without May)

Raven: Where is that girl?

(May walks in, sniffing and crying)

Starfire: (jumping up) what is the matter?

May: (Wailing) I'm Unloved!!!

Robin: In real life or this story?

May: (returning to her normal self) this story you idiot! I'm loved in real life

Raven: Why are you unloved?

May: two reasons. One, MY REVIEWERS WON'T REVIEW (all titans gasp in horror) IT ISN'T FAIR! I'VE BEEN GONE FOR THREE WEEKS AND I GOT 5 REVIEWS!! 5!

BB: Dude, that's not much

Cyborg: Do we even wanna hear the 2nd reason

May: no.

Cyborg: good

May: I'm gonna show y'all in a video

(video comes on on the giant screen behind the titans. It starts with BB&Raven making out. Then Robin and Starfire, then Cyborg&Bee. Then it showed a picture of me, standing alone. The chorus of what about me plays:

What about me, it isn't fair
I've had enough now i want my share
Can't you see i wanna live
But you just take more than you give

Video ends)

May: see? In this story, you are all coupled and I'm all alone

Starfire: (claps hands) I may be having the solution (rushes over to may and whispers in her ear)

May: yay!!! Onto the reviews I got

I have a dare for all of the boys. They have to wear pink, frilly girly
dresses. I will also let you take pictures.

May: that was from TAUT13

5 minutes later

(the boys emerge, wearing pink frilly girly dresses. May holds up a camera)

May: pose boys!!

Onto the 2nd dare

From cheekylildevil

I dare all the titans to play spin the bottle!

Starfire: what is this 'spinning of the bottle'

May: someone explain to her

Yet another 5 minutes later

(titans sit in a circle)

May:there will be 4 turns. TITANS GO!!

Robin: that's my line

May: I'm 'borrowing' it

(Raven spins the bottle, controlling it with her black power stuff so that it lands on BeastBoy)

May: that's cheating!

Raven: (getting angry) is not

May: (scared) okay okay

(Raven kisses Beastboy)

May:you can stop now!

(Beastboy spins the bottle, it lands on Cyborg)

BB & Cyborg: I'm not kissing him!!

May: fine. Beastboy, kiss Cyborg on the cheek (all look disgusted) OF HIS FACE!! (all relax)

(Beastboy shudders and kisses cyborg's cheek)

(Cyborg spins bottle. In lands on Starfire)

Robin: don't you dare

Cyborg: I have to. Besides, starfire's like a lil sis to me. She knows that

Robin: she's my girlfriend

(audience cheer)

May: (scared that robin might kill Cyborg) Cyborg, you can kiss her cheek

(Cyborg does)

Robin: phew.

(Starfire taps bottle so that it lands on robin. May doesn't comment, deciding that after the trauma of someone kissing his girl, robin deserves a kiss from star)

(Starfire kisses robin.)

5 seconds later

May:you can stop now

(they ignore her)

May: fine! (pulls a lever and a curtain drops around robin and Starfire) come out when you've finished kissing! Onto the next review

BlueGothRaven:
cool, next chapter make them play truth or dare,make cyborg dress as a hula
girl.

Raven: aren't we already playing a horribly long game of truth or dare

May: I guess, CYBORG

Yet another 5 mins later

(Cyborg comes out, dressed a hula girl. May takes photos)

Cyborg: can we move on?

Gothchik18

okay this is really long

Beast Boy:i dare you to eat ten pounds of meat with extra meat sauce and
after that milk thats dairy and answer what is th smallest city in the world

Robin:i dare you to dressup in a really really pink fluffy girly dress with
tons of makeup put your hair in pigtails and yell im pretty a million times in
every single language with may video taping it hacking into televisions and
let them watch and give me aqualad

Cyborg:i dare you to give me ten black SUVs,5 electronic cheetahs and
tigers,2 boats and 1 giant ultimate weapon in 6 days

Raven: I dare you to sing a duet with beast boy the song way I are. and in a
black sleeveless dress that reaches up to your knees and you have to dance and
beast boy wear a tux please

Starfire:i dare you to speak all the languages in the world and as you
"collect infromation" bring robin with you

may please send me the english version of those robin videos
Robin(again):make me and my friend punkgirlblood titans or i will join slade
and kill you and take all your stuff and abduct starfire and destroy your
precious hair gel factories and i will steal you r cycle

Robin:STARFIRE!! Nooo, not her, not the hair gel…NOT MY R CYCLE! (chucks her 2 communicators)

May: can I be a titan too?

Robin: no

May: PLEASE (shoots killer puppy eyes)

Robin: fine

May: yippee. By the way, here's aqualad gothchik18 (hands her aqualad)

2 half hours later (it wasn't 5 minutes!)

May: well that's everything (sorry about the fact you can't see the footage. PM me if you wanna read it)

Only one left

Pie Rocks:

I think you should dare star to make out with rob OR somehow secretly tell star
to make rob so jealous u know like she could talk about tamaranian hunks!

Starfire: I choose to make out with robin!!

May: here we go again! That's all for today. Now, onto the announcements. I am feeling unloved…so in your review I would like you to MAKE UP A MINI TITAN!! No I am not a desperate freak but my story self (aka. My mini me) wants a boyfriend. So, when you review, you need to make up a titan, like a younger (13 or 14) brother of a titan (stares pointedly at robin). Anyone who makes one up gets a giant cookie AND the creator of the one my story self chooses will be given this ice-cream and cookie cake!! (Holds up a giant ice cream cake decorated with cookies). Thanx for reading!

Well, there is my new chappie. Remember,

All reviewers get little cookies

Creators of younger titans get a little cookie and a big cookie

Winner of the create me a titan comp. gets: a little cookie, a big cookie AND THE CAKE

So don't delay

Review today!

Luv and cookies

May