YOU GAVE US A TALK SHOW? Chapter 6, a teen titans fanfic

Hi again! Betcha didn't expect another chapter so soon! Tee Hee Hee!!

Well, I got some time to use the computer and this fic was calling to me so…here is your next chapter

Disclaimer: I don't own teen titans. I did however, put it on a (very very long) list which I'll give to Santa when the time comes.

On with the story

(curtains open to reveal May, wearing a pink dress (think kitten in 'Date with Destiny, without the flower) and smiling)

May: the other titans should be here by now…BUT WHO CARES!!!

(Other titans and Falcon enter)

Falcon: do I have to do a duet with May?

All titans (not May): YES!!!

May: How come I know nothing about singing a duet?

Robin: uhhhhh…

Cyborg: aren't we supposed to be singing

May: okay okay I get it. Lets see (consults a piece of paper) first up is…WAIT! The guest star results are as follows

Kid Flash (alone) – 1

Kid Flash and Jinx – 1

BumbleBee and Cyborg – 2

May: But what the heck… they can all sing!!

(Kid Flash and Jinx enter)

May : Jinx (hugs)

Jinx: you're squashing my dress

May: oops…SING

Kid Flash: not even a please

May: NO!
Star: Can I sing first?

KF: say yes!!

May: yes

KF&Star: Yay!

Unwritten – Natasha Bedingfield - Starfire

I am unwritten, can't read my mind, I'm undefined
I'm just beginning, the pen's in my hand, ending unplanned

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find

Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten

Oh, oh, oh

I break tradition, sometimes my tries, are outside the lines
We've been conditioned to not make mistakes, but I can't live that way

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find

Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find

Oh, yeah, yeah

(audience clap)

May: Raven, you're up

Raven: (evil smile) I have the perfect song

Strawberry Gashes – Jack off Jill - Raven

Turn her over
A candle is lit, I see through her
Blow it out and save all her ashes for me

Curse me sold her
The poison that runs it's course through her
Pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over all over

Watch me fault her
You're living like a disaster
She said kill me faster
with strawberry gashes all over

Called her over
and asked her if she was improving
She said "feels fine" it's wonderful wonderful here

Hex me told her
I dreamt of a devil that knew her
Pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over all over

Watch me fault her
You're living like a disaster
She said kill me faster
with strawberry gashes all over

I lay quiet
waiting for her voice to say
"Some things you lose and some things you just give away"

Scold me failed her
If only I'd held on tighter to her
Pale white skin that twisted and withered away from me away from me

Watch me lose her
It's almost like losing myself
Give her my soul
and let them take somebody else get away from me

Watch me fault her
You're living like a disaster
She said kill me faster
with strawberry gashes all over all over me

(audience clap, but look a bit creeped out)

May: BumbleBee, do you wanna go next

Bee: sure girl! C'mon sparky!

I Got you Babe – UB40 – Cyborg and BumbleBee
They say we're young and we don't know
Won't find out till we grow
Well I don't know why that's true
Cause you got me baby, I got you

Babe, I got you babe, I got you, Babe.

They say our love won't pay the rent
Before it's earn'd our money's always spent
I guess that's so, we don't have a pot
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got

Babe, I got you babe, I got you, Babe.

I got flowers in the spring
I got you, you wear my ring
And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And if I get scared you're always around
And then they say your hair's too long
But I don't care, with you I can't do wrong
Then put your warm little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

Babe, I got you babe, I got you, Babe.

I got you to hold my
I got you to understand
I got you to walk with me
I got you to talk with
I got you to kiss goodnight
I got you to hold me tight
I got you I won't let go
I got you who loves me so
I got you, babe

(audience clap, again)

May: BeastBoy, your turn

Right where you want me – Jesse McCartney -BeastBoy

Girl
There's somethin' 'bout me that you oughta know
I've never felt the need to lose control
Always held on back and played it slow
But not this time

Baby don't be gentle
I can have a little pain

Baby take me on a journey
I've been thinkin lately
I could use
A little time alone with you
Crazy, let's do something maybe
Please don't take your time
You've got me right where you want me

Woo hoo
Right where you want me
Whoa whoa

Girl
I'm gonna let you have your way with me
When you move like that it's hard to breathe
I never thought that it could be like this
But I was wrong

Baby don't be gentle
I can have a little pain

Baby take me on a journey
I've been thinkin lately
I could use
A little time alone with you
Crazy, let's do something maybe
Please don't take your time
You've got me right where you want me

Can't explain it
How you swept me off my feet
Unexpectidly
In slow motion
My imagination's gonna try to keep my body still
Oh, I can hardly stand the the thrill

Yeah

Well, baby don't be gentle
I can have a little pain

Baby take me on a journey
I've been thinkin lately
I could use
A little time alone with you
Crazy, let's do something maybe
Please don't take your time
You've got me right where you want me

Baby take me on a journey
I've been thinkin lately (oh yeah)
I can use
A little time alone with you (a little time alone with you)
Crazy, let's do something maybe
Please don't take your time
You've got me (whoa whoa)
You've got me
Right where you want me

(audience clap, BB 'fangirls' cheer)

May: KF, Jinx, it's your turn

KF: Come on Jinxie

Jinx: (shoots KF with pink magic) oops

KF: OW

Dance with Me – Cheetah Girls 2 – Kid Flash and Jinx

Follow me into my world
Let your worries fade with every
step you take
Baby whatcha' waiting for
Let the tango take control
Feel the music inside your soul (Oh)
My hand is out, just grab a hold

Watch time fade away
My arms will keep you safe
It's just you and me
Dancing in this dream

Whatever you do, don't wake me up
The feeling's real won't let it
stop, no

CHORUS
Don't be afraid, take my hand
Forget the world
Will you dance, dance with me
Pudemos bailar eternamente
Trust in me, take a chance
Feel the Tango
When you dance, dance with me
Pudemos bailar eternamente

Now I have you next to me
Everything is how it should be
Baby, don't fight the feeling
We're floating on the clouds
If I could, I'd never come back down
Baby just keep on groovin'

As time fades away
My arms will keep you safe
It's just you and me
Dancing in this dream

WHatever you do, don't wake me up
The feeling's real, won't let it
stop, no

Dance with me
(I'm dancing with you)
For this moment in time
(My dreams have come true)
My darling just dance with me
If only one night

(audience clap, cheer etc)

May: yeah yeah lets hurry this up. Robin GO!

Robin: whatever

Boulevard of Broken Dreams – Green Day – Robin
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
and I'm the only one and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line
Of the edge and where I walk alone

Read between the lines
What's fucked up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah
Ah-ah, Ah-ah

I walk alone
I walk a...

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone...

(do I have to tell you that the audience clapped?)

May: in preparation for his next song, I give Kid Flash these 207 Pixie Stix and ask him to eat them

KF: awesome!!

Raven: are we done now

May: as soon as KF has sung we are

Robin: NO YOU AREN'T!! YOU MUST SING WITH MY BROTHER

May: sh

Falcon: Do I have to?

May: what song

Starfire: I shall do the choosing

May: I repeat sh

A Whole New World – Disney – Falcon & May

[Falcon: I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
tell me, princess, now when did
you last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

[May: A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you

[Falcon: Now I'm in a whole new world with you

[May: Unbelievable sights

Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world

[Falcon: Don't you dare close your eyes

[May: A hundred thousand things to see

[Falcon: Hold your breath - it gets better

[May: I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be

[Falcon: A whole new world

[May: Every turn a surprise

[Falcon: With new horizons to pursue

[Both: I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you
A whole new world
That's where we'll be

[Falcon: A thrilling chase

[May: A wondrous place

[Both: For you and me

(audience cheer, clap etc etc)

Falcon: you have a really pretty voice

May: (blushes) thanks

Audience: awww

May: shut up! KF are you hyper?

KF: YES!!! (jumps around)

May: okay then…take it away!

Video Killed the Radio Star – Buggles (the) – Hyper Kid Flash

I heard you on the wireless back in Fifty Two
Lying awake intent at tuning in on you.
If I was young it didn't stop you coming through.
Oh-a oh

They took the credit for your second symphony.
Rewritten by machine and new technology,
and now I understand the problems you can see.

Oh-a oh
I met your children
Oh-a oh
What did you tell them?

Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.
Pictures came and broke your heart.

Oh-a-a-a oh

And now we meet in an abandoned studio.
We hear the playback and it seems so long ago.
And you remember the jingles used to go.

Oh-a oh

You were the first one.
Oh-a oh
You were the last one.

Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.
In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone to far
Oh-a-aho oh,
Oh-a-aho oh

Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.

In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone to far.
Pictures came and broke your heart, put the blame on VTR.

You are a radio star.
You are a radio star.
Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star

(audience laugh at psycho hyper Kid Flash)

May: that's wierding me out … I'm gonna sing again!!

The Best Damn Thing – Avril Lavigne – May

Let me hear you say hey hey hey
Alright, now let me hear you say hey hey ho

I hate it when a guy doesn't get the door
Even though I told him yesterday and the day before
I hate it when a guy doesn't get the tab
And I have to pull my money out and that looks bad

Where are the hopes, where are the dreams
My Cinderella story scene
When do you think they'll finally see

That you're not not not gonna get any better
You won't won't won't you won't get rid of me never
Like it or not even though she's a lot like me
We're not the same

And yeah yeah yeah I'm a lot to handle
You don't know trouble but I'm a hell of a scandal
Me I'm a scene I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen

Alright Alright yeah

I hate it when a guy doesn't understand
Why a certain time of month I don't want to hold his hand
I hate it when they go out and we stay in
And they come home smelling like their ex-girlfriend

But I found my hopes I found my dreams
My Cinderella story scene
Now everybody's gonna see

That you're not not not gonna get any better
You won't won't won't you won't get rid of me never
Like it or not even though she's a lot like me
We're not the same

And yeah yeah yeah I'm a lot to handle
You don't know trouble but I'm a hell of a scandal
Me I'm a scene I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen

Give me an A, always give me what I want
Give me a V, be very very good to me
R, are you gonna treat me right
I, I can put up a fight
Give me an L, let me hear you scream loud

One two three four

Where are the hopes, where are the dreams
My Cinderella story scene
When do you think they'll finally see

That you're not not not gonna get any better
You won't won't won't you won't get rid of me never
Like it or not even though she's a lot like me
We're not the same

And yeah yeah yeah I'm a lot to handle
You don't know trouble but I'm a hell of a scandal
Me I'm a scene I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen

Let me hear you say hey hey hey
Alright, now let me hear you say hey hey ho

I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen

(audience clap, cheer and woop , I mean, I am the best!) (major ego problem)

May: now that I've sung, I'm gonna apologise. To all the reviewers who sent in a review that wasn't a song, i'm not gonna put it in this chapter. I'm really sorry but this chapter is 14 pages so far…and it isn't quite finished yet. So, sorry, but they didn't make it in. I do however, have compensation cookies … EXTRA LARGE ONES!! So, if your review didn't make it, cookies on the house! Well, tv set, whatever

KF: does she always do that

May: do what

KF: do you always interrupt the program to talk to your reviewers?

May: generally I talk to them at the end, but I didn't want the end to get too cramped

KF:weird…

May: shut up! Does anyone else want to sing?

May: yes…no…ANSWER ME!

Star: little sister May, I believe the answer is 'no', however, may I be making the suggestion for the next 'chappie'.

May: sure Koriand- I mean Starfire

Star: can we all dress up as characters from 'disney' and then invite titans east and some other titans and have a Disney theme?

May: sure…I BAGS TINKERBELL! Anyway (turns to audience) did you hear her? When you review, think Disney! I guess that's all then… BYE!!!!

Well, another chapter done! Because I'm living in Australia at the moment, my summer holidays start really soon, then I'll update more. I'm about to go work on a new Avatar fan fic, if you support Zutara, Taang or Sokka/Suki then feel free to read it. If you don't support those pairings … read anyway.

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