Hey Mickey

A/N: Don't kill me for this ficcy. It's retarded as hell but I had to be write this..-.-

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! GX or the song Hey Mickey.

Warnings: Dumbness, Weirdness and cross dancing. -.-

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From this angle Chazz could see Alexis clearly among the other cheerleaders. She stood at ther very top of the pyramid. With a dazed look he kept staring at her. He took his eyes off her for one second to notice that beneath her at the bottom was a brunette about his height in the pyramid formation.

"WHAT THE HELL? THAT SLACKER?" Chazz's eyes bugged jumped at the sight.

Even though he opened his big mouth, he was standing a far distance from the squad so they didn't hear him.

Chazz still in shock continued shouting, "What the Hell is that slacker doing? He's a freaking crossdresser?"

He saw a shorter person with glasses watching the cheerleading practice. He started to walk over.

"Chazz..?" Syrus noticed him, walking over.

"Why is Jaden dressed like a cheerleader? Well, shrimp answer me!" Chazz twitched, seizing Syrus's collar.

Syrus stuttered, "Um...Chazz...Um...Jaden he...was late to class so um...Crowler made him join...the cheerleading...squad."

Chazz tossed Syrus aside, to be precise into the ground. Chazz continued to twitch when he noticed Jaden actually doing the cheers correct. The squad started to sing a song with their movements. Jaden waving the pom poms to the left and to the right. Along with shaking his hips side to side.

Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine

You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey...

"Stop the damn singing!! And Jaden stop freaking screwing around!!!" Chazz slapped his hand across his head.

"But I have to sing. I mean it's either this or Crowler expells me." Jaden explained in a whiney tone.

Chazz stomped his feet on the ground, "Then let him expell you!! This is damn disturbing! I mean come on are you really a freaking crossdresser?"

"You think I want to do this? I don't! Wait...what's a crossdresser?" Jaden fumbled by the word crossdresser.

Chazz blurted out at him, "It's what you are! So stop this!! You're going to give me sick nightmares!!"

"Cheerleaders sing the next verse of the song!" the coach demanded.

The girls, I mean the cheerleaders grouped together in a line. The girls and Jaden were shaking their hips. Chazz's twitching couldn't stop with such a thing happening. He ended up watching, not entertained but he watched.

Hey Mickey
You've been around all night and that's a little long
You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't we say goodnight? So you can take me home, Mickey
Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't
You're givin' me the chills, baby, please baby don't
Every night you still leave me all alone, Mickey

"This is sweet!! Definitely fun." Jaden happily continued.

Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Mickey
Ooh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey

"Okay that's it!! I've freaking had it!! I can't stand watching Jaden shake his ass any longer!! I'm leaving!!!" Chazz angrily marched off.

"What's his problem?" Jaden pondered for a second. "I think you're cheering made him run away. I mean who knew you could move like that." Syrus said with a sweatdrop.

"I learned from Atticus. He started teaching me last night," Jaden plainly responded without any hestitation.

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Please read and review. It's retarded I know that. But still tell me what you think.