DUDES!!! HOLA! I'M BEAST BOY AND MAY'S STILL DOING HER COSTUME…SO I'M INTRODUCING!! ISN'T THAT AWESOME??
Disclaimer: dudes, may's like, a teenager, why would she own ME??
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May (looking very tired): hi
Falcon: wait…no exclamation mark?
May: I'm tired
Raven: why
May: I had 17 coke and fanta slushies last night and so I only got and hour's sleep [author note: this is true, I swear. It was my one of my relative 21st yesterday, and there was a giant slushie machine at the party…wait! Why aren't you in costume? GO BACKSTAGE AND CHANGE NOW!!!
Falcon: okay,okay. Sheesh
(Beastboy enters,dressed as Shrek)
(Star enters, dressed as ariel)
(Robin enters, dressed as…?)
(Cyborg enters, looking very disgruntled, dressed as buzz lightyear)
May: who the hell are you robin?
Robin: I'm the guy from 'the little mermaid', whatever his name is
May: ohhhhh
Starfire: please, sister may, where are Falcon and Raven?
May: I sent them away, they weren't in costume. They should be back soon
(Falcon enters, dressed as Aladdin)
Falcon: Rae won't come out of her room…there was only one costume left in her size
May: I'll get her!!
(May runs off and comes back, dragging raven, dressed in a red princess Jasmine style outfit (think the normal one, but red, with gold decoration) Rae not looking happy)
Raven: you are so dead!
May: you look great
Star: she is quite correct, friend raven, you look wonderful
(BB drooling)
May: didn't we invite a whole stack of others?
Cy: yeah!
May: let them in
LIST OF TITANS AND HONORARY TITANS IN COSTUME
Bumblebee – Princess Tiana
Aqualad – some random merman?
Speedy – Robin Hood (duh!)
Mas y Menos – Nothing
Jinx – Mulan
Kid Flash – Li Shang
Terra – Cinderella
Gnarrk & Kole – Tarzan and Jane
Argent – some really weird European…someone?
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May: Hi!!!!!!!
Argent: hi
Everyone else: Hi/Hello/Hey/Hola
May: oh crap, I forgot
Bee: what is it girl, spill
May: its nothing big, I just said I'd let Reese, Roxy and Carmen (that is right, isn't it guys??) join in this week. Also, my real life best friend BlueGothMidnightRaven (that is right isn't it Rae) is gonna join in as well. Yeah, anyway, I should probably go get them…
(may leaves to return with reese roxy Carmen and rae. Carmen as meg, roxy as esmerelda, reese as Pocahontas and rae as snow white)
BGMR (bluegothmidnightraven (we already hav a rae, so it gets kinda hard)): You are so dead May…SNOW WHITE?!
May: its cute! Anyway…I'm gonna answer the first dare
Gothchik18
oh yeah i forgot the
dare
Falcon and May:I have a special one for you dance around in a
tarzan outfit and may dress like jane for a minute and swing around
the studio with any of your gadget oh yeah i wanna be included and
since roxy and Reese are titans too i call shots on meg from hercules
roxy calls shots on esmeralda and reese calls shots on pocahontas oh
yeah i WANT not asking for commanding for you to give me kyd
wykkyd(sp?) just capture him and give him to me ill bring aqualad but
he has to have a shock collar with a detector incase he tries to
escape.Roxy wants red x too and wat ur sis wants ur sis always gets
or she'll have to tell on daddy bruce.dont mind if i have enough
space and shock collars
Aqualad in the backround:DONT Do it may
she'll(gets shocked and faints)
dont mind the boy in the
background anyway so i WILL invite some friends too. babooshki me
amigos
May: errrr… would it make even the slightest difference if I said that I don't have a Jane costume??
All: NO
May: fuck
Falcon: ooh…a potty mouth
May: shut it
(may and falcon leave, then return in costume, falcon without a shirt on)
BGMR: (sniggering) yo May, you're drooling
May: (blush) am not snow white
BGMR: don't you dare
(falcon grabs may around the waist (may screams(like a girl)) and they swing around the stage)
May: I'm going to go change. This outfit itches. By the way gothchik18, I can't give you kyd wykkid until you give back Aqualad so (takes aqualad and uses super strength to destroy shock collar) I'll keep aqualad and here is your free kyd wykkyd, he comes with fine print as well (uses a microscope to show off the fine print) it reads: NO TRADEBACKS!!
(may leaves…to return later)
Roxy: I WANT RED X NOW!!! OR I'LL TELL DADDY BRUCE
Rae: someone…NOT FALCON… go get may.
Bee: I will
(bee leaves)
KF: MAY'S GONE
Jinx: (rolls eyes) nice observation genius
KF: we can do whatever we want!
May: I HEARD THAT! onto the only other dare I got
ByE ByE RobIn
ROBIN:i dare you to
prank call batman and tell him your name is princess mary anne and
show up at his door step dressed in a frilly pink dress and a basket
of flowers dancing in circles singing 'Contagious' by Avril
Lavigne
starfire: i dare you to make out with robin and live
without mustard for a week
beastboy: i dare you to marry me! just
joking! i dare you to read raven's books
raven; i dare you to let
beast boy read your most complicated books ever
cyborg: i dare you
to tell the whole world you like tofu on top of titans tower
may:
i dare you to bring a tape of all this!
Robin: oh shit
May: potty mouths are not accepted here Robbie-POO!
Robin: there is not way I'm dressing up as princess whatever-the-heck-in-a-frilly-pink-dress and prank calling batman and dancing and singing contagious or whatever
May: uhhh, YOU ARE DOING THAT DARE
BGMR: I change my mind…I picked a GREAT day to come here
(may holds up pink frilly dress)
Robin: (screams (like a girl) and runs away)
May: (tosses dress at him) go change into the dress now
Ten minutes later:
(robin comes out, in dress. May turns on video camera)
May: TO GOTHAM!!
(ten minutes later, outside wayne manor)
Falcon: (hands robin cell phone) here you go big brother…I mean princess mary anne
Robin: I officially hate you, AND MAY (picks up phone and dialls batman) (in phony accent) hello? Is this mr bruce?? It is? Good. I am princess mary anne…yes I am pretty…of course I am single, why else would I call you? I am outside your door…you will come now? Excellent. (hangs up) I hate you
May: (hands him flowers) wait! (pulls out long, very curly, bleached blonde wig) put this on (positions on robins head) and take off your mask
Robin: no!
May: take it off!
Robin: NEVER
Falcon: he's coming
(may hands robin basket of flowers, and lyrics to contagous, then grabs Falcon and runs behind bushes, giggling madly)
Bruce: (opens door) what the fu-
(robin interrupts with singing)
Robin: (singing woefully, but miraculously, almost in tune) it's so contagious, I cannot get it out of my mind It's so outrageous You make me feel so high All the time
(may and falcon burst out laughing)
Bruce: RICHARD!!!!! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT!
Robin: Robert made me!!
Bruce:ROBERT! COME OUT HERE NOW
(falcon comes out meekly. May follows)
Falcon: (whispers) stay back, this could get ugly
May: (also whispers) no way this makes a great video. Besides, a good friend will bail you out of jail, but a TRUE FRIEND will be sitting next to you saying 'WE screwed up, but WE had fun!' dude, I'm a true friend
Falcon: okay, but don't say I didn't warn you
Bruce: if you two are done chatting, I'd like a word
Falcon: mary anne, theres only one thing left to do
Robin: whats that?
May&Falcon: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
(may, falcon and robin run away)
(7 minutes later, back in the studio)
May: that was AWESOME
koriand'r, your dare
Star: I can do the making out with robin,
but I do not think I can live without mustard for a week
May: I'll take it for you (steals mustard and drinks some)
BGMR: gross
Rae: tell me about it
(Robin and Starfire make out)
May: raven, I need to borrow your most complicated book for beastboy
Rae: are you sure? A copy of 'the very hungry caterpillar' would be about his reading level (author note: I got that from 'who is santa', if you haven't read that fanfic, it's funny, and that was ravens Christmas present to BB)
May: send in the most complicated book
(the book is brought in and placed in front of beastboy)
BB: (opens book) uhh…the wind whis-whis-whistled throff
Rae: through
BB: whatever. The dark creepy … OH I GIVE UP!!
Rae: okay… that was just sad
Cy: im a good person so I can't lie…so…NO DARE FOR ME
May: fine…well…that's it…I can't think of anything to say…so just review any song, question or dare…you know the rest! Bye!!
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Well…that took me AGES
Writers block is a cruel cruel punishment!
Yeah, review
-May