ONE PIECE
TITLE: AT THE FANGIRLS CONVENTION.
AUTHOR: mrredrum.
PAIRING: ZoroxSanji
WARNING: PG.
NOTES: None. Except, my huge thankyou for kakairupowns for beta-in. Thank you.
"…Okay, remind me again why I had to come with you to this place?"
"It's better for you to do something with your life, instead of just sleeping like always, Marimo!"
"Yeah, but can we go somewhere else? I don't really feel comfortable in this place…"
"Why, not? It's like a heaven for us. See, they admire us… look! There are loads of pretty girls! They're even WAVING AT ME! MELLORRRIIINNNEEE!!..."
"SHUT UP, COOK! It's bad enough already without you drooling all the time…"
"…Alright, what's the hell is your problem, Shitty-Swordsman?!"
"My problem is I just saw at least seven people who are dressed like me, talk like me and in other words are pretending to be like me! Well, I DON'T LIKE THAT, COOK! I'm the one and only Roronoa Zoro! Those people are COPYCATS!"
"You know what? That's called COSPLAYING, baka! Once you get over your arrogance caused by your dick, you might be able to see much more deep down about why all those people act like this… They're doing all of this, because THEY LOVE US, MARIMO! They're idolizing us, you know! You should be happy that at least there are people who still love you by cosplaying as you. Me, I'm not so lucky here. I don't see anyone in here cosplaying as me. I guess they didn't recognize me, thanks to my stupid wanted poster… "
"Che… I don't need people idolizing me, and you shouldn't either…"
"Yeah, whatever… Hey, LOOK! The girl standing near the stage is COSPLAYING ME! OH, and that girl with lollipops in her hand, she's ALSO cosplaying ME! Or that beautiful girl with her boyfriend cosplaying as you, she is also cosplaying ME! And that girl with very sexy lips near the food center. She's so perfect, and acts like me with her own cigarettes… Wow! I didn't know that LOTS of beautiful ladies here were idolizing me…"
"…You know Cook? I was just wondering… why is it that everyone who is cosplaying you are girls?"
"…You were right, Marimo. Maybe we should go home. NOW."