YOU GAVE US A TALK SHOW?

by TooAwesomeToRequireAName

Take the Teen Titans, give them a talk show, and put me,May, in it... IT'S MADNESS! This is just a fic in the form of a talk show it requires all the kind reviewers to work. RobxStar BBxRae.Read and review please! rated T just in case

8. Chapter 8

Hi everyone!!!!

Before you all ask me 'WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN??' I will tell you (yay me!!). I'm an Australian, so these are my school holidays, so my parents decided to put a 'no computer' restriction on me and my siblings, so we can 'get in touch with nature' (their words, not mine). So, since the New Year, no one in my family has used a computer. Sad isn't it?

Anyways, I'M BACK!!! Did'ya miss me?

I have some more news. This is the last chapter of 'YOU GAVE US A TALK SHOW'. I loved writing it, I hope you enjoyed reading it, but I think it's come to an end.

Dedication: All in all, I'm gonna dedicate it to gothchik18. She reviewed EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Also to cheekylildevil, who reviewed all my chapters except the first. You rock too!!

Disclaimer: I own nothing

Thank you so much for reviewing, all you who reviewed.

Onwards with the final chapter!

May: well guys, this is it. The final chapter!!

(Raven cheers!)

Lunadragon2607

Sweet. I'm liking this. So many dares! I can't help but laugh! You're doing a good job!

Here's my list of dares:

Robin: 1)Rip off your mask and auction it off to the highest bidder.
2)Go the whole chapter without kissing Starfire.

Starfire: 1)Since you enjoy the 'mustard', try something known as 'ketchup.'
2)Challege Robin to a sparring match and fight him. (This'll make Robin's dare a little tougher. :P)

Beast Boy: 1)Admit who's the better kisser: Raven or Terra.
2)Do the 'Chicken Dance' in front of the local fried chicken joint while saying 'I love their chicken' and wearing a chicken costume. You can transform into a chicken instead of wearing the costume.

Raven: 1)For the RobRae fans out there (I'm not one of them): Raven, make out with Robin. NOW.
2)Use your magic to control Cyborg and make him do whatever you want.

Cyborg: 1)Sing the song 'Who do you love?' by the Rolling Stones, then tell us who do you love.
2)Tell us about the one time you saw BB eat meat/dairy. We all know its happened.

Falcon: 1)Background info, please! Ex. abilities, biography, archvillans.
2)Kiss May right now. ON THE LIPS.

This'll be fun... Keep up the good work, lilacprincessmay. Any story that makes me bust out in laughter is a good story in my book! ;)

May: (blushing madly after the last dare) Well robin, what are you waiting for?

Robin: (Rips off mask to reveal...ANOTHER MASK?!)

May: Crap, I was looking forward to seeing that. Ah well, (yells to the audience) THE MASK WILL BE UP FOR AUCTION TOMORROW!

Falcon: Why where you looking forward to seeing his eyes? Wait, you don't like my brother, do you? (Looks VERY nervous)

May: Of course not. I had a bet with Starfire.

Falcon: oh.

Starfire: (holds up ketchup.) This is delicious!

May: (teasing) who's a better kisser BB? Terra or Raven?

BB: uh…(blushes) Terra?

(everyone gasps)

Raven: WHAT?? (Many things break simultaneously)

BB: (whispers to May) what, it's true, but I still like her.

May: (rolls eyes) you're supposed to lie, and say your current girlfriend is better, duh.

Raven: (stomps out)

May: (pulls out one of those communicator things security peoples have) SECURITY! We have a code break-up. I repeat, code break-up.

May: anyways...wait. why are you guys all only doing one dare?

Robin,Star,BB: uh...oops?

May:whatever. Cyborg, I guess you can pick a dare.

Cyborg: well...once BB ate a cheese pizza!!!!!

BB: I did no...wait I did. (looks sick)

Star: Falcon, I believe it is your turn.

Falcon: uh...may, before I lose the courage to do this... (grabs May and kisses her)

(audience cheer, woop etc)

May: (breaks apart, but falcon keeps one arm around may) wow. What is your history, Falcon??

Falcon: I'm basically a younger Robin. Batsy uses me sometimes, that sucks. Mostly I work alone.

May: Cool. Next!

cheekylildevil

funny!
I dare BB to cling to Raven's leg sucking his thumb, calling her Mama and wearing that pink, bunny outfit from 'Mother May-Eye'!
Also, I request for Teether (baby from 'Hide and Seek') to bite a hole in the T-car, then bite BB for clinging to Raven!
Indi

May: I regret to inform you, we have had a BBRAE breakup, and such dares are unavailable. However, I can organize the teether hole in t-car thing

Cyborg: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAY IT ISN'T SO!

May: ...moving on

SuPeR HyPeR chick 101

Ok hi! I really like this fic and I've thought of a dare if u want to use it u can.

Robin:I dare u to sing Toxic by Britny Spears while wearing a read TIGHT tube top with a miniskirt!
And when Robin is done with that he and Starfire have to sing Electropop by Jupiter rising. And BB has to sing Hips don't lie by Shakira!! And Cyborg to sing Don't cha by the pussycat dolls!!

(after a whole lot of singing that I really don't want to write out)

Robin: can I change now? Please? The breeze is rather uncomfortable.

May:eww, and NO! STAY LIKE THAT! next!

ByE ByE RobIn

hello may and titans most especially BB(I love you! I'm your loyal fangirl!) and if your wondering who i am, i'm punkgirlblood/roxy yes i am the very evil robstar and robin hater! and thank you May for including me and you can even ask carmen that i am roxy, anyway new dares!
princess mary anne-i mean "Robin":i dare you to star in a commercial featuring my new product chewie birdie its a dog biscuit shaped into your exact image and likeness that i invented for my pitbull scampers (gets big black pit bull) all you need to do is let him bite you in the butt then say the words "holy crap!" and then he'll let you go. promise.

May: okay, scampers, come here!

(Roxy and scampers enter)

(scampers bites robin)

Robin: HOLY CRAP!

Roxy: That was perfect, except I didn't record it.

2834763 takes later

Roxy: all done! See ya!

May: (laughs) how's your butt robin?

Robin: (through clenched teeth) sore. Very. Fuckin'. Sore.

May: lovely. Next!!

Harry Potter Fan 1994

haha how many dares have there been by now to have Star and Rob make out? I'll think of something original...how about Robin has to PERSONALLY dump all his hair gel down the drain and comb his hair like mother mae-eye did for him? And Starfire...has to use the word 'ain't' in a sentence, lol. BB...has to say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious without messing up! And Raven has to...I don't know, we'll skip Raven, she'll thank me later, and Cyborg has to...OOH! Cyborg has to transform his sonic cannon-thingy into fireworks!

May: thank you Harry Potter Fan 1994. Robin, there's a drain out the back. Lets go!

Robin: not my hair gel! NOOOOOO!!!

May: (rolls eyes) this could take a while.

22 and a half minutes later...

(out the back of the studio)

May: (plays funeral march on the trombone)

(Robin slowly dumps all his hair gel down the drain)

After the 2859th bottle of hair gel

Falcon: the drains clogged and there's still like 1000 to go.

May: peoples! We need another drain here!

Yet another 22 and a half minutes later

(on the other side of the studio)

May: (plays funeral march on the trombone)

Falcon: I didn't know you played the trombone

May: (pauses playing) neither did I. (plays again)

(robin slowly dumps the rest of his hair gel down the drain)

(audience cheer!!! Yep, the audience came outside too)

Back in the studio

May: Starfire, your turn.

Star: well, I did the hearing of a song with 'ain't' in it?

May: perfect. 1 2 3 go!

Star: ' there ain't no mountain high enough, there ain't no valley low enough, there ain't no river wide enough, to kepp me from getting to you baby.'

May: (claps) nice! BB, your turn

BB:superfragicalotisticexpoaloducius

May: WRONG! It's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

BB: oooohhhhhhh.

May: Cyborg, get rewiring!

Cyborg: fine. (rewires sonic cannon) there. It should shoot fireworks now (presses button) (giant pie flies out) okay, not what I was hoping for.

May: PIE!!! PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIE!!!!!!!!

(starts eating pie) oooh, cherry.

Cyborg: (rewires cannon) now let me try (fireworks) YAY!!!

May: next dare.

gothchik18

fine i'll return aqualad he keeps on complaining anyway.he keeps on complaining when we eat sushi!uh ...so the roxy reese and carmen is correct.my friends rain,ginny and cheska are coming.Rain wants to be jasmine with the normal outfit,Ginny wants to be aurora and cheska wants to be belle(she really is like belle).ty.
p.s.i need 3 cups of mocha and choco frappucino

May: unfortunately, studio visiting hours are over. However, thank you for aqualad. Here are your mocha and choco frappuchino's! Next!

blackm00n5

I dare Jinx and Kid flash (Who is a super hottie) To kiss each toher ON THE LIPS! Love me. Also, i now own Kis flash,, he is mine and i shall keep him and hug him and love him and call him kf.

May: Kid flash in unfortunately the property of miss Jinxie, and therefore cannot be given away. As for the kissing, I'm afraid that they're only guest stars, and when they're not on the show, I have no control over them. Though I assure you the make out often!Next!

Raven'sWinterRaine

OH! MAke Beast Boy sing "Scotty Doesn't Know" to Robin. Raven is Fionna (Don't Know how you spell that).PLEASE!

May: I'm really sorry, but Raven's gone. Also I don't think BB's really in a singing mood

BB:yeah

May: that was the last dare/review EVER. I'm really sorry for cancelling the show

Robin: don't be, WE DON'T MIND!!!!

May: shut it. I'm May, and this, is is YOU GAVE US A TALK SHOW?

Everyone: Bye!!!

Okay, run away!!!!! Please don't kill me BB/Rae fans. I'm sorry, I really am, but I ship Aqua/Rae and I wrote this as a BB/Rae for my best friend 'BlueGothMidnightRaven' , (who's name's changed to 'child of evil darkness') (she appeared in the Disney episode) because she ships BB/Rae.

Thank you all for reading this fic, right to the end. It means a lot to me.

-May