Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. Nah dah! (my way of saying, 'no duh!')
A/N: (shrugs) I just randomly thought this up. You know, I haven't written anything with a Mary Sue in it since I was…9? I think that was it…hopefully…heh heh heh...
Great Moonlit Hippies!!! It's a Mary Sue!!! …or is it?
"I've found her!" Harry cried out triumphantly.
"What do you think you're doing?!?" yelped Moonlight.
Not letting go of her wrist, Harry passed her the poster:
ALL MARY SUES WANTED!!!
- To be sent to the Great Hall from which they will be deported elsewhere.
Moonlight rolled her eyes in disgust. "And what makes you think that I'm one of those?!?" she spat.
Hermione started the interrogation. "Give us your full name!"
"It's Moonlight Goldheart Danielson," recited Moonlight through clenched teeth.
"There you have it!" exclaimed Ron, pointing an accusing finger.
One could have almost sworn that there was a tinge of fear in his eyes. The Mary Sues were really taking over the place these days. Moonlight shot him a sardonic look. "My parents are hippies – they still believe in all that Flower Power mojo from the 70's."
Seeing Ron's troubled expression, she suggested, "Um, they're muggles. I'm muggle-born."
Ron's face screwed up in confusion and Hermione rolled her eyes explaining, "During the late 60's and early 70's, there was a popular subculture dubbed under the name 'Hippie', derived from the word 'hipster'. 'Flower Power' was a slogan used by the hippies to promote world peace."
Ron's confused look remained and Hermione rolled her eyes turning her attention back to Moonlight. "My condolences, Moonlight," she apologised.
Moonlight looked away dejectedly. "It's alright," she replied, "You know, I've never been too happy about it."
She shrugged, "Hate to disappoint you guys, but I'm just a regular OC."
She turned to go then looked back at them. "That's allowed right?"
They all nodded sympathetically and left to the next suspect.
A/N: Please review! I want to know if this is actually funny…or whether it's just dry (sweat drop)