Harry: All right, now what are the names of the players?
Draco: I have here: Who, What, When, Where, Why, How and Now.
Harry: Now is How a beater?
Draco: How and Now are both beaters.
Harry: Who's Seeker?
Draco: Yes.
Harry: Who's Seeker?
Draco: Yes. Who is the Seeker.
Harry: That's what I'm asking you.
Draco: That's what I'm telling you.
Harry: Never mind. Who's playing chaser?
Draco: No, who's playing Seeker.
Harry: That's what I was asking you just then. Now, who is playing chaser?
Draco: Who is playing Seeker.
Harry: Never mind chasers.
Draco: Oh, chasers. Um, let me see. What, When and Where.
Harry: Where and Who are the Chasers?
Draco: No. Who is the Seeker.
Harry: If I know what I'm talking about, where is where and Who's Seeker.
Draco: Exactly.
Harry: I don't even know what I'm talking about so, who is…
Both: Seeker.
Harry: Yeah, I know.
Draco: Where is a Chaser.
Harry: I don't know.
Draco: He's in the Baseball Routine. We're not talking about him.
Harry: Who's the Keeper?
Draco: Who's the…
Harry: I'll punch you in the face if you say who's the seeker.
Draco: Why? Keeper.
Harry: What?
Draco: What's a chaser.
Harry: Well a chaser is…
Draco: I know about Chasers.
Harry: Why…
Draco: Keeper.
Harry: What?
Draco: Chaser
Harry: Who?
Both: Seeker.
Harry: How?
Draco: Beater.
Harry: Let's ay I'm a referee. How and Now accidentally hit Where with a bludger, Where drops the Quaffle and What picks it up.
Draco: Yes.
Harry: What passes it to When, and she goes for the goal. Why blocks it and Who, in pursuit of the Snitch, crashes into the stands.
Draco: That could happen.
Harry: What the flippin' mess.
Draco: She's our announcer.