A/N: Erm…I thought that we were going to have a clean sweep, but someone guessed Ashley…
It was Maria.
Dear Canada boy,
You're a freaking douche bag. I just wanted you to know that. But you're a hot douche bag.
Your girlfriend is old and nasty. Are you serious with that? Good god, man!
I wanted to personally go out to the ring and kick your ass on Monday for making fun of my hometown. Chicago is not a real city compared to Milwaukee, okay? Just because we don't have an NHL team…
Wait, I forgot. You're a Devils fan. And you say you're a real Canadian…
Okay, so I really wasn't going to go out to the ring and attack you. I don't think you'd like that very much. Besides, I'd be like super afraid if you decided to retaliate. I know you're not my biggest fan…
But on a lighter note, it was still super awesome to see you back on RAW, even if it was only for one night.
Lovies,
Candice Michelle