A/N: Well, it looks like "I Super Good" decided that it would be a good idea to copy and paste my story, "The Champion and the Diva," word for word and post it as their own. Oh, they changed the character's name and supposedly "made it better." Um, no. They plagiarized me and I am utterly pissed off. so please, do me a favor. If the 98234798523094820 abuse reports we sent yesterday weren't enough, send more. Flame her. Do whatever you can to get that crap deleted.
Phew. The last one was Edge.
Dear Champ,
Bet you didn't think that you were going to catch that so quickly, did you? Sure, it was under special circumstances, but whatever. You still have that gold around your waist.
Edge must not be too happy about that, if you know what I'm saying. Eh, you probably don't.
Okay, so I know the spotlight has totally been on me lately, but I hope that doesn't keep you from getting to know me. I don't want to scare you away.
But I kind of hope that you don't see my Playboy pictorial. I don't want you to feel weird around me or anything. That would be awkward…
Oh, you're married? I can fix that, if you'd like…
Sweet dreams,
Maria