A/N: The last one was Jericho, not Randy. I said he just became a champion.
I'm just not even going to go on my rant right now.
Dear Fluffybuns,
Can I call you that from now on? It's an adorable nickname, if I do say so myself. Fluffybuns…Oh, that's so cute! I think I'm going to name my cat that. But you don't really remind me of a cat…
Actually, you don't really remind me of any sort of animal that I'd consider to own in my house as a pet. You're not very sweet, either. Why do I like you again? I'm not sure, but I guess that I'm not very smart.
But you hurt Maria that one time! I forgot about that. Would you hurt me like that? I hope not.
Oh, I heard you're coming to SmackDown soon! Well, you know I'm on ECW and those two shows travel together. We can be together all the time then!
Now I think if I called you Fluffybuns, you'd scream at me and I'd have to run away. But I still want to call you that…
Love,
Kelly Kelly