ONE PIECE

TITLE: THE MOST HARD TO GET PERMISSION.

AUTHOR: mrredrum

PAIRING: ZoroxSanji

WARNING: PG

NOTES: None, except my huge hontou-ni arigatou gozaimasu for kakairupowns by beta-ing it. Thank you.

He sat in one of the elegant chairs, trying to calm his nervousness. But his body was still sweaty, and somehow it felt wrong to sit in this chair because he knew that with all of his roughness, he'd typically not hang out in a place like this. Which meant he would definitely not sit in a chair like this.

Forget the fact that he actually wore a suit and a tie for this. Forget the fact that he sat in this kind of chair in the same room over one year ago, when he first met the old man with the big white hat and a peg leg, and his adopted bastard son.

The bastard son who was actually the reason he was doing this. The bastard son who only leaned on one of the pillars of the restaurant, and didn't even try to help him, smoking his cigarettes with all of his suave, yet annoying, attitude. Just like the first time they met.

The only things that were different though, was that now he love that attitude. He loved that person. And because he's the fierce Roronoa Zoro, there's no way he's going to back out on this. There's no way he's going to leave it to fate. Not with this. He's going to win this battle.

"I see… You came here all the way from the Grand Line because you want my permission to marry my little eggplant, you said?" the man asked.

He only nodded his head in reply. Ignored the bastard who was now smirking with his fingers playing along the length in his cigarettes. He'd deal with the bastard later. Ignored all the cooks who'd practically stopped dead in their work to listen to this dramatic turn of events. He'd tell the bastard to deal with them later. For now, he only needed to focus his attention on his would-be father-in-law.

"Well… for your information, I know my little eggplant well enough…"

He nodded his head again. Repeatedly. Quickly.

"So, I've been wondering…"

He straightened his body.

"Since when did you change yourself into a woman, boy?" ...