A/N: Please, I love Santino. Do you honestly think I'd grace Kelly Kelly by putting her in the same thought as Santino? Yeah, right.
It was Umaga. Oh, I'm sorry, Youmainga.
Dear loser,
Oh my gosh! I totally didn't mean that. Sorry, I've been watching "The Dirt Sheet" a lot lately, and I'm sure you understand. They've called you a loser before, and I just think that's uncalled for. I don't think you're a loser. I must apologize again. "The Dirt Sheet" is just so hilarious. I find myself quoting it all the time.
Well, we never really got to hang out much when I was on SmackDown. You were on ECW then, and I was the valet for Paul London and Brian Kendrick. I would have gladly helped you out, though. Just think, our outfits would match and everything. It would be so cute.
But now I'm on RAW, and you're in a new tag team. Good luck with that.
Loveee,
Ashley.