A/N: The last one was…Shannon. Sorry, it's hard to concentrate right now. Curry Man and the Motor City Machine Guns are on my TV. Screw Sharkboy.
I apologize ahead of time for the randomness of this one.
Dear spicy tamale,
That was awkward.
You know that I am a musical kind of guy. I have a song to express my feelings for you. Have you ever seen Eurotrip? Well, when you fall in love with this song, we're going to watch it on our first date.
Here's the song.
Batista doesn't know that you and me do it in my van every Sunday.
Okay, so I don't really have a van. I have cool cars. Your boyfriend has a van, though. He has a big white one. He always asks Randy if he can store it in his garage. Batista doesn't like taking it out during the day. He waits until you're sleeping.
That's reason right there to dump him and hook up with me. I'm just saying…
Word life,
John Cena.