A/N: Yeah, the last one was Melina.
I'm thinking of ending this at ten or twenty chapters. Maybe fifteen. I don't know.
This is way funnier to me than the Umaga one.
Dear hardcore guy,
Okay, so you're much older than I am. You're not as old as Ric Flair, but still. I probably shouldn't like you. It's kind of creepy, but I don't care.
I always get so sad when Carlito and Santino say that Cody Rhodes is your boyfriend. Then it means that I can't have you, and I don't like that.
Sure, my current boyfriend might beat you up, but I don't care.
Then again, he should be more afraid of your tag team partner's new gangster homies. They might bust a cap. I don't think you'd like that anymore.
Stay safe and wear your bulletproof vest!
Love,
Kelly Kelly
A/N: …HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA